If you need me I'll be in a trash can

The love story between the president and the prime minister

Shrek wants a gangbang, but when Shaggy and Scooby are investigating a case and bear a nose, things start to heat up (completed)

A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek outs his and lord farquads relationship to the kingdom.

Shrek Smut

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?