*I DO NOT SUPPORT POM IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS BOOK WAS MADE TO LET PEOPLE ENJOY AND UNDERSTAND THE DESSERT AU STORY AND LORE TO CLEAR UP RUMORS AND NUTSHELL STORYTELLING.* I also did not make the cover art or any art shown in the book. They are literally ripped from Google searches.

I don't think I need to explain

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Don't take this seriously Spicy Yhmmmm yeah Don't copy either

this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.

Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

You and Mario finally confess your love..but a old friend comes by..