Fictional character x reader oneshots (All involve poop)

This starts during Harry's 5th year and I will go up to the war. Not matte what Voldemort is completely oblivious to Severus's relationship (don't ask me how just roll with it.) I'm not going to completely follow the book or movie.

Life sucks and then you die - preferably sooner rather than later. That's the mindset of Castiel Novak, the school punching bag. But one day, he finds a light at the end of his tunnel. Reached #1 in Destiel in June of 2018 so that's a thing now. TRIGGER WARNING: This whole book could be triggering, so if you could be triggered by anything, maybe you should give this a pass. *cough* check out my other books instead *cough*

Okay, so Dean was checking out a stripper, and a male one at that, but he didn't care. Stripper Cas AU in which Dean gets all the kinks and falls head over heels for baby blues and a smile that spells out danger. Smut for further chapter's.