You hated your life. At the age of twelve, you had no friends, your father never loved or cared for you, and you were treated like dirt everywhere you went. You wanted that pain to end, to have a better life, with friends and a real family who cared about you. One night, a man with a pink moustache and a slurred voice gave you the chance to live that life. (This story will revolve mostly around Wilford and Dark, but I will try to do stuff with the other egos. This will NOT have the reader falling in love with the egos, but there will very likely be shipping between the egos themselves ) THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS WHILE I WORK ON A MORE AMBITIOUS STORY

REQUESTS CLOSED there's too many oh god)) Lime, smut-ish, fluff, probably not any full on lemons & NSFW. See requests chapter for more info --> Thanks for reading <3 . . . Cool Things: #1 on the Julian tag 05/26/2020 #1 on the Mercedes tag 1/10/2020

Just a bunch of one shots for those ineffable husbands ♤ Requests: OPEN as of 9/13/23 (dm me or comment)

A few comics I find online of my favorite angel and my favorite demon 💞 Maybe a bit of fanart too :P I will try to credit every artist on each comic, please let me know if I have the wrong person, or if they don't want their art reposted. It's hard to get in contact with them at times, but if they don't want their art to be republished, I will take down the chapter. Thank you :)

This is just some fluff that I've wanted to write for awhile. The draft has been run through my friends who enjoyed i immensely WARNING: SOME OF THE EVENTS IN THE STORY ARE TRAGIC AND SAD. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND I APOLOGIZE IF THIS UPSETS PEOPLE. JUST WANTED TO WARN YOU GUYS IT IS SAD 2/9/2016: Highest rank: #127 in Random 2/21/2019: NEW Highest Rank: #9 in Darkiplier 2/23/2019: NEW NEW Highest Rank: #5 in Antisepticeye Holy shite, fam what is going on!?