Look, I'm not saying Tom's totally gay for Tord. I'm just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom's not gay. Nope. I'm editing this two years after it's done to leave a very special note: i'd rather be buried alive and suffocate on dirt before i use "cum" unironically. go read "daddy" porn and let me spell it how i want because i'm not going to do anything that reminds me of ddlg or ageplay, stop leaving shitty comments on a shitty porn book if you cannot handle a less disgusting version of cum. let me call it come. note: almost every single chapter is going to be of them fucking, you're welcome the amazing cover!!! was done by @readingismypurpose and they're absolutely amazing ngl Update: when the FUCK is this book going to die

•Crismes •neymessi Love isn't always easy, but it's always worth it. Rated: R

Ballòn d'Or gala, Zurich January 11th 2015 So here we are, in a hotel room in Zurich with a cursing Lionel Messi unable to tie his shirt. "Oh fuck it!" mumbled under his breath before storming out of his room and walking down the corridor in lockstep till the room next to his one. In a rush of conscience he almost realized the immense bullshit he was going to do (because, come on, there could always be a crazy fangirl inside) but, once again, he whisper a "fuck it" to himself and knocked at the door.

Short Stories about the ship/bromance between Cristiano Ronaldo and James Rodriguez. These are not based on true stories. Requests are open.

Mówiłeś, żebym żył chwilą, abym nie patrzył w przyszłość i niczego nie planował. Teraz już wiem dlaczego nie chciałeś, żeby Twoje odejście zrujnowało mi świat ... * To moje pierwsze opowiadanie. Proszę o wyrozumiałość. *

Marek ma zaburzenia psychiczne i zastępuje ból psychiczny fizycznym.(tnie się), jedyną osobą która jest przy nim to Łukasz Wawrzyniak-starszy od niego chłopak o 2 lata, Marek traktuje Łukasza oschle i złośliwie, ale jednak w nim rodzi się jakieś uczucie do Łukasza.

"You're just my rival, and you will always be..."

Honestly, I wrote this for fun and because why not. Messi and Ronaldo pairings are rare on the Internet and I feel like contributing my two cents. ***** I have a horrible update schedule sorry! :)

Basically Cristiano Ronaldo has a not so secret *nor subtle* crush on his rival Leo Messi. Let the awkward yet still completely adorable flirting ensue. ***** Also I love both Antonella and Georgina so please don't think I don't. :)

Loving someone is giving them the power to hurt you. - Or how Cristiano fell in love with Lionel and caught the Hanahaki disease. all rights reserved: @trvbarivs