Hugo falls in love with a loaf of bread that Varian told him to buy.. Will their forbidden love last? Or will others find out? Story By: Ian & Varian Modified By: Varian

I'm sorry

a biig stek and litle skeeetchbok fal in luve and thennn.... WARNING: This story is a crack fanfiction. Crack stories usually make little to no sense at all, as with this fanfiction. Please leave your hateful comments out of this story as this is only a joke and I don't actually ship Steve and Samantha.

hi, welcome to your new highschool! your name is snickles and you enjoy smoking hard crack and messing with people. you transferred here from your old highschool and you don't like popular kids. who are the popular kids, you ask? if you came here on purpose, you already know the answer. [highschool au] i have been informed by questionable sources that apparently dream reads his own fanfiction. if he by any chance reads this fanfiction, i will resurrect the people who committed suicide because he read their fics. (just a word of advice for fanfic writers everywhere: if you think you're gonna die if the person you're writing about reads what you wrote, don't write it! or at the very least, don't publish it. then you won't have to commit suicide because there would be an exactly 0% chance of them seeing it :)) also, i legitimately don't give a crap as to whether he sees this or not so if you read this dream, congratulations, i guess also, just because snickles ships something doesn't mean i do. any of the ships that are mentioned, i do not actually ship (except for maybe wilbur and nihachu).

(this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

Because the internet wasn't strange enough without "Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared" filled with forced memes. ~~currently completed but open to new ideas~~

This book is currently on a hiatus ! Please read the last chapter Updated authors note: This book was written when I first joined the fandom. My writing has matured more and charactors arent so Babyish in other books. I apologize that the characters seem heavily babish but I knew no boundaries then. this book is mainly written for fun and me taking my joy in CCs and fantasy funny adventures whatever thank you ! quick thing before you read Y/n is not being shipped with anyone I am not comfortable with that and so are the minors and some of the cc in this book. I do not nor will I ever have plans to ship y/n with anyone. Friends and very close friends only nothing more okay thank you 😌✨ 16 year old Y/n L/n finally got whitelisted for dreams SMP server! but things weren't as peaceful as she hoped.. she finds herself fighting for the nation she loves !warning! swearing death violence the list goes on Story will be a mix of the SMP plot and mini fun chapter things! *------------------* I do not own anyone from the dream SMP war except for Y/n i guess XDD I will follow the dream SMP wars plot with my own twists (election winners and traitors will remain the same. most of the dialog will be from vids but ill be adding to it) I own none of the pictures shown unless i say i do (If one of the pictures are yours and you dont like it in this book please let me know!! I will immediately take it down without any problems

No description, just some hardcore wilbur x mic. ;)