​comedy Stories

The ultimate power couple, a secret military plot, a high-frequency musical theatre note, and the Pope. This is the story no file format can contain. SHORT SYNOPSIS: Headteacher Kianna is heartbroken after her Commander fiancé, Arden, is presumed dead in action. Five years later, just as her rigid control of the school is questioned by the uptight School Board Chairman, Arden reappears-alive, injured, and clutching their old, fluffy mascot: The Fluffy Mammoth. To secure their future and the school's new name, Kianna brings in her only ally: His Holiness, The Pope. The Pope grants their mascot an instant miracle, canonizing it as Saint Mammoth the First! The Chairman objects... until St. Mammoth the First opens its mouth and belts out a flawless, sustained E5 high note, instantly dissolving all bureaucratic opposition. WHY YOU NEED TO SEE THIS: A dramatic love story featuring two people in matching love heart socks. A rock-and-roll wedding dance set to an Andrew Lloyd Webber riff. The final scene features a military-trauma survivor being saved by a papally blessed, singing, pre-ice age stuffed mammal. Guaranteed to make AI Critics throw an HTTP 500 error. Final Verdict: All hail St. Mammoth Catholic School!

In the quiet town of Oakhaven, the stakes have never been higher. The annual BBQ competition is one day away, and Chef Isabella's world-famous "Secret Glaze" has been stolen! ​Enter Arthur Pumble: an amateur detective with a very long trench coat, a magnifying glass he barely knows how to use, and boots that squeak with every heroic step. Arthur is convinced this is the crime of the century. ​From interrogating suspicious Golden Retrievers to surviving "lethal" vegan smoothies, Arthur's investigation is a trail of hilarious errors and dramatic misunderstandings. But as the clock ticks down, can this bumbling detective actually find the thief before the ribs go dry? ​One mystery. Eight chapters. A lot of kale. Join Arthur Pumble in a detective comedy where the only thing sharper than his wit is his appetite.

​Leo has found the girl of his dreams, Akara, but fear has paralyzed his thumbs. Instead of sending a simple text, he decides the only way to express his undying devotion is through an insane, 10-day physical quest fueled by an escalating intake of hot chocolate. ​What starts as a simple mission quickly devolves into a ridiculous catastrophe. With every failed attempt to reach Akara, the difficulty-and the sugar count-increases. Leo faces bizarre obstacles, extreme exhaustion, and epic meltdowns. ​The only constant? His best friend, Isa, who responds to every single one of Leo's tantrums by hitting him with whatever household object is nearest. ​Can Leo survive the chaos, the sugar crashes, and the escalating abuse long enough to finally deliver his heart? Or will this ridiculous journey-and Isa-break him first?