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  • The Domestic Arcana Season 1 of 20 Seasons: Wish Gridlock by mommabearforlife
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    One oblivious dad. Four secret syndicates. Eight disasters waiting to happen. ​Managing suburban life is pure survival, but when an emergency crate from the cutthroat Central Aether Bureaucracy punches through the attic ceiling, Barbarian and her three kids inherit eight combat-ready fairies, a gravity-reversing baby, and a horned unidog. Wielding high-voltage, spinning double-heart wands (💕), the family runs a covert domestic syndicate where everyday fixes collide with cosmic hazards-Barbarian bends time for a moment of quiet, Maya manipulates high-school politics, Shawn sets petty spite-traps for bullies, and toddler Sophia commands a sentient toy rebellion. ​The catch? Dad must never know. While Nolan rationalizes levitating armchairs as "foundation drafts," the fairies hide in the living room tank as golden dogfish sharks. But between twitching conspiracy teachers, nine-foot military auditors, and corporate suits hunting unmonitored magic, the rules are ironclad: if their wishes collide, reality fractures-and if Nolan spots the truth, their minds are wiped clean forever.
  • The Case of the Secret Glaze by HiddenBlink_Ink007
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    In the quiet town of Oakhaven, the stakes have never been higher. The annual BBQ competition is one day away, and Chef Isabella's world-famous "Secret Glaze" has been stolen! ​Enter Arthur Pumble: an amateur detective with a very long trench coat, a magnifying glass he barely knows how to use, and boots that squeak with every heroic step. Arthur is convinced this is the crime of the century. ​From interrogating suspicious Golden Retrievers to surviving "lethal" vegan smoothies, Arthur's investigation is a trail of hilarious errors and dramatic misunderstandings. But as the clock ticks down, can this bumbling detective actually find the thief before the ribs go dry? ​One mystery. Eight chapters. A lot of kale. Join Arthur Pumble in a detective comedy where the only thing sharper than his wit is his appetite.
  • ​ကြောက်ရပါသော အမုန်းတော်ခံ VLP" by sopine1
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    CEO ခင်းမင်း x ရဲရင့် သူ့တို့ရဲ့ အလွဲအချစ်ဟာသလေး ဖစ်ပါတယ် 🤪
  • LOVE THY ORBIT: COLLARDS & CHAOS by mommabearforlife
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    New century. Same skillet. Zero chill. ​In 2116 aboard Sector Neo-Atlanta, The Love Train Hover-Diner is the last authentic soul-food joint left standing in a world of synthetic nutrient pills. Run by the loud, skillet-wielding Big Mama Gertie, her grid-hacking freeloading brother Uncle Roscoe, and her melodramatic daughter Brenda, the diner serves up heavy grease, hot biscuits, and non-stop family dysfunction. ​At the center of the storm is Brenda's sensible son, Marcus ("Marc"), who gets caught in a vicious daily catfight between his two territorial coworkers, Kiki and Raven. The rivalry explodes when Raven's wild younger sister, Roxie, struts through the diner doors with a marriage license-revealing that Marc drunkenly tied the knot with her during a blackout weekend in Neo-Honolulu. ​Before the fur flies, the diner doors blast open for Aunt Cordelia ("Big Cordy")-Gertie's six-foot-one, muumuu-wearing, pistol-packing older sister who's dodging Sector Marshals. Packing a high-voltage laser piece in her purse and zero tolerance for foolishness, Aunt Cordy steps in to lay down the law, knock heads together, and save the diner from total destruction.
  • Queen of the Block: Big Geneva's House Rules by mommabearforlife
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    You can mess with the whole city, but you never cross the Queen of 4th Street. ​Geneva "Big G" Jenkins only asks for three simple things in life: peace and quiet, nobody touching her thermostat, and for her front porch to stay drama-free. But when her fast-talking, scheme-chasing nephew Trey gambles away the deed to her beloved triplex in an underground poker match against neighborhood loan shark "Diamond" Dante Brooks, Big Geneva is forced to put down her sweet tea and pick up her heavy wooden spoon. ​With a thirty-day eviction notice hanging over her head and Dante gunning to bulldoze the block, Geneva refuses to back down. Armed with razor-sharp wit, zero filter, and her conspiracy-obsessed brother Uncle Roscoe stationed at the front door, Big G launches an all-out community campaign to save her home. From high-stakes midnight bingo and driveway soul food sales to her no-nonsense backyard boot camp for the neighborhood's wildest troublemakers, Geneva proves that family isn't just who you're born to-it's who you're willing to fight for. ​Packed with unfiltered laughs, side-splitting neighborhood drama, and pure heart, Big Geneva's House Rules is an outrageous, laugh-out-loud comedy about respect, second chances, and the unstoppable power of a matriarch's tough love
  • JERRY & TERRY: SALVAGE THE LAST FRONTIER ​Book 1: Season 1 by mommabearforlife
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    IT'S THE LOCKJAW, TERRY! THE RUST GOT INTO MY BLOOD!! THE RUST INTO MY BLOODSTREAM! MY JAW IS FUSING SHUT! TELL THE MEDICS TO BURY ME WITH MY FAVORITE RIFLE... I'M LOCKING UP FOREVER!" ​Welcome to the Edge of Alaska, where the wilderness is brutal, the stakes are sky-high, and the local salvage yard is a 5-billion-percent upgraded comedy zone of generational warfare. ​Thirty-five-year-old Terry is ready to drag his family's struggling wilderness salvage business into the 21st century. Equipped with cutting-edge drones, satellite trackers, and high-tech mapping software, he's launching Frontier Recovery & Eco-Tours to bring in wealthy city clients and save their outpost from bankruptcy. There's just one massive, seventy-five-year-old obstacle standing in his way: his father, Jerry. ​Jerry is a stubborn-as-a-mule, old-school survivalist who views technology as a personal insult to his fifty years of rugged Alaskan grit. Backed by his "Senior Chain-Gang"-a hilariously useless squad of old-timers named Rolex, Oatmeal, Gravy, and Silas-Jerry has mastered the art of tactical laziness. The exact second Terry hands him a computer screen or a legal permit, Jerry launches into a masterpiece theatrical medical emergency. From The Instant Blindness to The Sudden Locked-Jaw, Jerry will crash through furniture and wail to the heavens for his late wife Martha and his legendary dead sled dog Blue to open the pearly gates, only to miraculously recover the instant his secret stash of premium smoked salmon is threatened. ​But the bickering reaches a boiling point when Terry's drone spots a distinct glint of metal deep inside a treacherous, unmapped mountain valley known as Dead Man's Ridge. Jerry recognizes it instantly from old bush-pilot legends: it's a missing 1950s cargo plane carrying a massive fortune in pristine, vintage gold-mining valuables.
  • The Unorthodox Genius's Guide to Aether and Gold by connor66
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    Lyra Frost is reborn as the most underestimated genius in the Progression Realms-a realm teeming with powerful Ascendants who are tragically obsessed with toxic romance. With only 24 hours to live, Lyra is bound to the Destiny Correction Interface (DCI), a system that grants her life-saving Aether rewards every time she corrects a "Love-Brain" plotline. ​Now a frail, sharp-tongued Rook Tier Ascendant, Lyra infiltrates the infamous Unbound Citadel-a Faction of devastating power and emotional dysfunction. Her mission: Respect, Mock, and Lock the Love-Brains into their misery while ruthlessly farming their failed relationships for wealth, power, and the will to survive. ​Who needs true love when you have a maxed-out bank account and eternal life?
  • THIS IS SO POPPIN'! (Book 1: Season 1) by mommabearforlife
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    Cute boyfriend. Crazy powers. Five meddling siblings. Keeping this wizard family a secret is pure chaos, sweet giblets! ​Fourteen-year-old Barberina has big plans for freshman year: rule Oakridge High in hot-pink style, work the food court at the Starlight Galleria, and build a resume for law school. There's just one catch-she's a teenage witch from a secret magical family, and her totally human boyfriend, Daniel, has no clue. ​Life is already a hazard zone with her sorceress mother Talia, werewolf dad Jerrod, and five wizard siblings who love magically pranking Daniel behind his back. But when an accidental spell unlocks Barberina's Two-Year Future Window, she sees a junior-year disaster that gets Daniel expelled. ​Shouting "Oh sweet giblets!", Barberina vows to fix the future before it happens. But when her timeline tampering summons a real monster to the mall, the entire family must unleash full supernatural power to save the Galleria-all while keeping Daniel locked in a closet and completely in the dark.