Froggo_exe
> SYSTEM SYNOPSIS
> STATUS: PARTIAL DATA RECOVERED
02:19 -- User [Frog] initiated recording.
MESSAGE FRAGMENT:
F: yo. U alive?
...dats cool, same, y'know? So, uh. World's dyi-I-I-ING-DYI-ng--y'know Hahhaha
Oh have i got plans tonight? Let's see... as ur a casual survivor of the apocalypse. Sorta. Well. I've got a camera. And a lowkey weird, glitching, talking system. And also zero clue how to stop my brain from turning into jello.
Will other ppl join us..? Uh... No--they're doomscrolling. Or more quite literally--turning into holographic zombies. But like, it doesn't freak me out, I've got guts.
SYSTEM ALERT: LIE DETECTED
F: S-SEE WHAT I MEAN?? SYSTEM'S HAYWIRE, I SWEAR HAHA--
...Ha..
Tho. Sometimes. It... happens to me too... the whole almost-getting-absorbed-drama, BUT IM--WORKING ON IT OKAYY??
Dont need extra judgement bro.
Well. Anyway.
I'll be documenting my journey. Observations, theories, 2 am thoughts--heck THIS is a 2 am thought lmao
Yea all that.. and I'll like--try not let some holographic pigeon poop on me--that'll--that'll be embarrassing on cam--M-E--MER-a-a--
...
So. Uh. Find me if ur out there.
Don't ditch me, lol.
Froggo out.