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Alright. This is my story. My name is Josh, a depressive drama queen. I'm really broke after some bad life decisions and life giving me a massive fuck you. It's fine I guess. I think I have Chris and YouTube on my side to deal with all of this. Just read my damn book. It's great. You'll love it. Why? Because it has ME in it! What else could you ask for? Oh, and Chris too. He's cool I guess. You can find wonderful stuff in it like: "A scene that could easily be summarized as "I was being a bit of a drama queen and the idea came up" but that would have been shorter and I am a writer so I think I have to write more than necessary so my book doesn't end up looking like a magazine. Because nobody is making a Hollywood chick-flick of a damned magazine!" Or " Like god had said, "Yeah, fuck it. Just build him blonde with blue eyes. Is there, like, another combination? I specifically created those colors to look rad as fuck together on a human. Not on a cat though. That would be stupid," and so, Chris was created. "