kenyauslaender
"Anna, why is the floor all red and sticky?" "I honestly have no idea." "Anna, what are we standing in?" "Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?" "No, Anna, I wouldn't believe that." "Melted gumdrops?" "No." "Boat nectar?" "No." "Some of God's tears?" "No. Anna, tell me, what are we standing in?" "Fine! It's the lovely elderly couple from 2b." "ANNA!" "I'm kidding!"- Excerpt from Chapter 2