Why go to two separate books to look for two similar yet most common topics? You got it alllll here. AND FUESS WHAT WITH EVERY POST THERES A GIF 😏👅
Dirty pick up lines.
Cheesy pickup lines.
Weird pick up lines.
Bad pickup lines.
Comebacks that'll make a Asswhole cry.
Comebacks that'll cut a bitch in the throat.
Shit load of comebacks that'll be stupid af but probably work.
Also, other funny shit and relatable life shit in here ☺️
TBH I don't want to put things y'all consistently be seeing so imma try to throw in some not so consistent stuff😉
~Stay lit b~
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SO I SAW A LOT OF PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT THIS KINDA STUFF AND I THOUGHT HEY WHY NOT LMAOO SO HERE IT IS! Pickup lines and comebacks
Shelby is fabulous. Shelby is love, Shelby is life. Read my story or Shelby will appear under your bed. Or maybe in your closet. I don't know. Probably in your kitchen though. She likes food.
Kasey Moore, Kelly Brooke's, and Kayla Waters are from a band from a punk rock band named "Precision".
Kasey Moore is the drummer of the band that despises everything but her beat friends.
she thinks everyone isn't who they say they are. that they're faking who they really are.
what if she met the band "5 Seconds of Summer" and found a interest with Base player Calum hood?
You look at her, you don't think "She's a nerd" but the people who know her do. Cos' thats what she is. She spplies to the best school in the country. As a guy. Follow through her struggles with, Lust, hate, and childhood nightmares.
Hey guys it's me Miranda and I've got really exciting news for you , I am writing another new book for you guys and it's called my helpful book . In this bootifully made book I will tell you all about me and teach you stuff that you can use .
So guys I hope you like it and so um okay bye!