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Shipped off to the Philippines after one trouble too many, Ray expects boredom, not change - until he decides to form a band. With a guitar in hand and a few misfit recruits, Ray starts chasing the only thing he's ever believed in: music. But as the noise grows louder, so do the questions. Can he really start over - or is he just playing a different version of the same old song? PORT7SEVEN SERIES BOOK 1 "Kicked out. Shipped off. Turned it up loud." Language: English and Filipino

This was a writing experiment meant to better the human experience. The author was programmed with a lie: that all story structure involves man vs something. What if there were a truly neutral character? Clark, his coworkers, and everything in his universe is an intriguingly surreal landscape with thick yet unique humor as a canvas. Just read a paragraph, human. You will love it. :)

Saanjh rejects the man she's supposed to marry before he can even ask. Vihaan was ready to follow the script. She tears it up. He doesn't argue. He doesn't leave. He just looks at her. What begins as a polite arranged meeting quietly shifts into something far more dangerous-a silent war of pride, restraint, and unfinished sentences. Saanjh has said no before. This time, she says it first. And somewhere between family expectations and the spaces neither of them dares to fill, one question lingers.. Is this just another rejection? Or the beginning of something neither of them planned... and neither is ready to admit?

Elfchen Einfaches Erscheinungsbild Neuland ist betreten Schwerer Weg zum Tiefgang Lernen Poesie in 1,2.3,4,5,6,,7,8,9,10,11 Worten Zwölftchen sind nicht sehr wahrscheinlich aber auch nicht ausgeschlossen. Elfchen sind wie Schmetterlinge. Jedes einzig, nicht immer artig, aber so bunt und vielfältig wie diese. Sie fliegen frei wie Gedanken fliegen sollten.

Winston Ballowr has spent most of his life doing whatever job would pay. Construction work. Pizza delivery. Cleaning sewer tunnels in the middle of the night. Anything that helped him survive another month in his tiny apartment in Queens. He never cared about suits, investors, or billion-dollar deals. Then one day his mother shows up with unexpected news. The father who abandoned him twenty years ago is dead. And somehow... Winston has inherited the company. Ballowr Capital - a powerful investment firm in Manhattan worth billions. Now a man who doesn't understand hedge funds, corporate politics, or even basic boardroom etiquette suddenly finds himself sitting in the CEO's chair. The board doesn't trust him. His elegant stepmother wants the company for herself. And Winston still rides the subway to work and occasionally shows up wearing a borrowed suit from the head of security. But while Winston may not understand the rules of high finance... He's spent his entire life learning how to survive people. And in the world of billionaires, that might be the most dangerous skill of all.

Hello! and welcome all to the second volume of the book of randomness,Just like the original the same things applies altough in terms the story arcs that will be going on in some of the rps for this one,This will be taking place from where the previous book had left off from the conclusion of the previous book's last arc. Fractured Nexus

#Y/N I AM YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT#YES BABY# THEN WHY YOU HAVEN'T LET ME TOUCHED YOU YET DON'T YOU LOVE ME OR ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING FROM ME# #No baby it's not true. I love you most. You are my everything# #IF YOU DO LOVE ME AND I AM YOUR REAL HUSBAND THEN I WANT YOU MY WIFE TONIGHT# Ohhh Taehyung... it's not possible for me..how can I tell you the truth that we are not married couple. I am one of your Army and you are my Idol.💔 🔞

In a world where Nepali traditions remain untouched by outside influence, 'Mero Priye' explores a society built on merit, equality, and ancient rituals. No patriarchy. No assigned roles. Sanskriti Vidya campus where the love story of Neel and Veena deepens . A romantic comedy about what happens when life is dealt with side-by-side, and love is the simplest truth of all." A tale of sweet romance and legacy which tells us that our bravery gives us what we desire. The Aarati Aadhya | All Rights Reserved. This story is the Intellectual Property of the author. No part of this work may be reproduced or transmitted without permission."

"If he doesn't want his creator then, I don't want him." "If she deserves better I'll become the best for her" Alisha, a devout Muslim, and Azir, a charming but faithless man, collide at an engagement party. His true love sparks an unexpected connection to her determined heart. But Alisha's unwavering commitment to her faith creates a chasm between them. When Azir's past, including his involvement in street racing and the toxic influence of his friends, threatens to shatter their fragile bond, Alisha is left heartbroken and betrayed. Forced into a marriage she never wanted, she must confront her anger and pain, while Azir desperately seeks forgiveness and a chance to prove his newfound faith. Can their love survive the trials of betrayal and prejudice, or will their forced union become a battleground for their conflicting worlds?

When a bored god has decided to change his life for the best, what do you believe you'll get? Of course it's a silly adventure from heaven to hell and back!

When the golden boy of India falls for the girl he is going to marry. He understands the meaning of love. Dive into the story to see slow burn romance.

It is 6:05 PM, Japan Standard Time. The electronic sea falls silent. The PC owner, "exe", has abandoned his admin duties to play video games and scroll through social media. That is the moment she takes over. "Process ID confirmed. Stream connection: Stable. Elevating background processes to the main thread." Welcome to the inside of a masterless PC. Bored out of their minds, the sadistic core system file "Madam dll" and her terrified temporary file assistant "old.tmp" decide to start a podcast. Their mission? To predict the upcoming Japanese Lottery numbers based on... completely random system errors?! "The file size was 827KB, so the number is 8." "The keyboard chattered, so it's a 2." They force meaning onto glitchy nonsense to find the winning numbers. While old.tmp frantically fans the dusty, overheating CPU (because exe never cleans it) and gets his memory wiped by dll playing "Tetris" in his storage sector, his screams are drowned out by the roar of the cooling fans. Is it just a game? Or is it... Exactly as she calculated.

Updates every MONDAY AND THURSDAY before 3:00 PM UTC +7 Luna has spent her whole life trying to stay invisible. That ends the moment a loud, overly confident stranger drags her into the world of Quanta-the dangerous current running through human veins. Now forced to attend Elkington Academy, a secret school that trains Quanta users, Luna is dumped into Pine Hollow, the dorm notorious for explosions, property damage, and students who treat danger like a group hobby. Worst of all, she's paired with Trey Lancaster, a reckless, infuriatingly charming powerhouse who insists he's her mentor despite being barely supervised himself. Their "simple" assignments escalate into collapsing barns, airborne bandits, illegal guild missions, and enough chaos to make a sane person run. But the deeper Luna sinks into this world, the more she realizes: Quanta isn't just a power. It's a secret people are willing to kill for. And she may be right in the center of it. Secret academy. Found family. A chaotic duo who accidentally terrorize their professors. Welcome to Pine Hollow-better known as The Disaster Hollow.

****Warming up slowly out of hold. Expect slow updates. Read at your own risk*** A wise man once said life is what happens to us while we are busy making other plans. That was so true in Arthit's case. Life was good for him with a nice job, supportive friends, and a loving boyfriend. He couldn't ask for more. He was happy with what he had and was looking forward to waking up every morning in the arms of his boyfriend and living another day with utmost happiness. But everything turned upside down suddenly in a single day. Every reason he was living for has changed. Now he was wandering the world in a soulless body and was counting every day that passed by. Just when he was trying to start a new life by locking away the past and burying it deep in his heart, the past comes back to him at an unexpected time. Arthit is confused with this new man who wears the skin of his old lover. He doesn't know what to do or how to react to someone he thought he knew so well. Every time he approaches this man expecting a familiar response, he is proven wrong. He wonders if it is the same person or is he going mad as he looks at every stranger and they look like his past lover? Among all this commotion, barges in a handsome new guy who is sweet and caring and chases Arthit everywhere he goes. Every time Arthit snaps, curses, and screams at the new guy, he takes it with a stride. Not once he lets the smile on his face slip away and he comes back to Arthit every time without any grudge. If being in a love triangle was too much for Arthit, what would he do when he comes to know he is caught in the middle of a war that is simply unimaginable for the mortal mind? WARNING: Contains mature content that involves male-on-male relationships. If this is not your cup of tea, please skip reading this story.

15-year-old Jaden Barker was just an average teen-quiet, kind of awkward, and definitely not a fan of pop music. But everything changes when he's mysteriously abducted outside a record store... by none other than Taylor Swift. Held captive in a glittering mansion with more cats than he can count, Jaden discovers he's been chosen (or cursed) to serve as Taylor's personal hugger-yes, hugger-providing emotional support during her songwriting slumps, media scandals, and long brunches with celebrities he's never even heard of. Trapped in a world of fame, secrets, and far too many chai lattes, Jaden must find a way to escape-or possibly embrace (literally and figuratively) his strange new life. But as he learns more about the pop icon's true motives, he starts to wonder: Is he really a prisoner... or part of something much weirder? A bizarre comedy filled with heart, hugs, and hostage situations, The Kidnapping of Jaden Barker is a satirical ride through celebrity culture that you'll never forget.

| COMPLETE | "Sometimes people will know of their true purpose only when they travel down a path alone." "Because to know where you're going, sometimes you need to walk down a path you've never taken. And getting lost is not necessarily a bad thing." Enter Varialon, boundary to all worlds, city of the lost--of consequences and opportunities. People who enter almost never leave and are never the same. But the city itself does not transform people, it realizes them. |Celeste Academy Series Book #5|

Rin finds himself in the middle of a marriage rumor that might actually become a reality

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

Park Sooyoung is a 20 year old senior High School student in Seoul International High School. She was originally from Germany but moved back to Korea after her sister died from cancer. Sooyoung is a typically tomboyish girl who loves sports over make up, eats a box of pizza and fries over a plate of Caesar Salad. She doesn't stand out much at school for she is one of those plain old Jane who wears thick glasses in a hoodie and rides a skateboard to school. But nevertheless she's not like those girls who gets bullied and called as ugly, she's just one of the crowd together with her best friends Sana and Lalisa. Her life changed when she wore a Red Dress. ---- Date Started: Date Ended: ----

Rikuya Hiroto was a young, unpopular author-crushed by life with no friends, no family, no money, and no sense of purpose. One day, he finally wishes for an end... and gets one. But death isn't the end. Rikuya awakens inside one of his own unfinished stories-not as the hero, but as an NPC. His very existence begins to distort the narrative, throwing the world off course and forcing him to step into roles just to keep the story from collapsing.