some_brat
LettuceK has one goal this year: survive senior year as student president without his blood pressure reaching fatal levels. He's got exams to ace, a council to run, and a reputation as the untouchable "it boy" to maintain (not that he cares about the attention from girls-he's got spreadsheets to color-code).
Y/N L/N has one goal this year: make LettuceK's life an absolute living nightmare.
She's loud, she's bratty, she's got a comeback for literally everything, and she's made it her personal mission to ruin his perfect little president aesthetic. Whiteboard markers that smell like garbage? That was her. Replacing his student council files with pictures of aggressively angry geese? Also her. Getting him to break character just once so he actually YELLS instead of giving her that infuriatingly calm disappointed dad look?
That's the real prize.
With her partner-in-crime Wemmbu by her side (and his personal parole officer FlameFrags permanently on his tail), Y/N thinks she's got the whole "harass the president" thing down to a science. Her bestie Parrot is stuck in the council, her brother EggChan is permanently caught in the middle, and Mapic and Spoke are always ready with snacks and commentary while the chaos unfolds.
It's the perfect system.
Until Y/N accidentally walks into the wrong room at the wrong time and discovers something about LettuceK that absolutely NO ONE knows.
Something that flips their entire rivalry upside down.
Something so ridiculous, so unexpected, so human that she can't just keep it to herself.
Now she's not just his enemy-she's his secret keeper. And honestly? Blackmail has never been this fun.
"You breathe one word of this, L/N-"
"Relax, Mr. President. Your secret's safe with me. For now. Now smile, you've got a stray cat to feed, don't you?"