A-hoho Stories

Are you in band or do you play an instrument? Have you ever asked someone for a reed and they say that don't have one then they turn back around in their seat and continue building a three-story house made of new reeds? Or have you ever seen a trombone tuning and then they have that annoying spit sound, then they empty their spit valve and it looks like a whole glass of water just poured out of their intruments? Or are you a percussionist that walks away from his/her drum and has to fight off the woodwinds and brasses because they are trying to play your drum? Are you a colorgaurd that is in the wrong place and you and the intruments have to dodge each other? If you are any of these people, or maybe even a dancer, this book is for you. Please enjoy!!