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i would highkey let sidon shoot me in the head lord have mercy im boutta-

a corpse and a tomato fight 24/7 doomed yaoi a monster fucker and more in this book

2026 UPDATE: i actually didn't know i never published these parts, so if you see any mistakes, that was not me, that was tiny me. I am now a fresh adult out of high school!! You all know Bean, the lovely, crazy, and energetic creature. But...they have a real backstory!? Oh...THEY HAD A PAST LIFE!? If Bean Potato isn't actually the character we all have heard of, then who exactly was this before the character we all know and love existed!?

RAAAAAAA

lol

"Ｅｈ？　Ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｗａｎｎａ　ｋｎｏｗ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｍｅ？"　疫ゴぢヽ違偉　くビ

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oh my god he's fucking dead

This is not meant to be read but if you stumble upon it and find it entertaining or enjoyable, you have a weird taste.

A small, short story just for you! My apologies if it seems too Christmas-y, I wanted it to be more of a general December feel so readers who celebrate any holiday can read it.

'She is pretending, don't you see?'

This is a story made by me and my girlfriend, Yes. I am Bisexual. NOT LESBIAN/GAY. BISEXUAL. Do not get it wrong, Please. Thank you~!

!!This is a DreamNotFound fanfic!! CW: cursing, maybe dirty jokes if I make them, idk Please don't see this Dream or George- 🧎🏽 I had no ideas for the cover sooo... yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When George turns into a human and meets Dream, an actual human, what will to ensue? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I suck at summarizing my own stories :') The title and maybe the cover might change so uh yeah also no uploading schedule so uhm- 😀👍🏼 (Edit: probably never continuing this lol) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #227 - #creatures 8 - 27- 2021

*insert a good description* Also the cover is by me :D

lol idk what this is

(Its all trash)

MY SISTER GAVE ME A TOPIC TO WRITE ABOUT.

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If you give a wolf a waffle He'll probley want some maple syrup When you get the maple syrup out of the fridge he'll see the milk And he will probley want some milk so he asks for some milk The milk will remind him of chocolate chip cookies So he'll ask for some chocolate chip cookies The chocolate melted in his paws so he asked for a napkin The napkin has a Christmas tree on it and it reminds him of Christmas So he'll ask to buy a Christmas tree So he went to buy a Christmas tree Then they didn't have any ortaments So they went to make some So he bought 80 different coloured sheets of paper They made 60 different types The ortaments reminded him of the Christmas tree The Christmas tree reminded him of the napkin The napkin reminded him of the melted chocolate The melted chocolate reminded him of the cookie The cookie reminded him of the milk The milk reminded him of the maple syrup And chances are He'll want a waffle to go with it