Abrahamlincoln Stories

President "Baberaham" Lincoln is a piece of meat and you want your hands on him. (JOKE FIC) Edit, Dec 2, 2022: I edited ableist language out of this fic after reading it for the first time since its publishing. Sorry for anybody who was hurt by the language used in this fic by myself.

Stevianne pood blood The tale of December 29th 2025

I WROTE THIS FOR A FRIENDS BIRTHDAY DONT GET ANGRY AT ME PEOPLE PLEASE!! It was a silly joke from disc turned into a story so enjoy ig.. also to the people that it was written for..cont your days.

A parody of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter."

Plot Summary: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Blood Legacy" takes place several years after the events of the first film. Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States and secret vampire hunter, has successfully eradicated the vampire menace and restored peace to the nation. However, an ancient vampire coven, led by the cunning Lord Mordred, resurfaces with a devious plan to reclaim their dominance.

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You are a simple woman who lives in a small town in America. Always content with the little pleasures in life. But once she gets to the city of SpringField, He life will change as she knows it. He is a Lawyer. And She is a simple-warmhearted Woman. (Ngl......HEAR ME OUT!!!😩👀💗💗 He Kinda......nvm)

[Based off the movie.] When Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter before becoming our 16th president.

'I'd Blow His Head, Too' is an Abraham Lincoln X JFK NORMAL! story. JFK and Abe Lincoln happen to be at Ford's Theater at the same time, each exchanging glances. However, this tension is soon shattered by a threat to Lincoln's life. Who is the mysterious assassin? Are JFK and Abe Lincoln.... in love..? READ MORE TO FIND OUT! One chapter as of 6/24/25. Second chapter will be uploaded before the end of June. Stay tuned :3

This is a ship between George Washington and my English teacher, Brance Taylor. (Plz don't take this seriously, this is just a joke my friends and I made)

Noodlebuckets the snake dreams of breaking free of the zoo he is trapped in, and with the help of several friends (allies? acquaintances?) his plan might not completely be the worst thing ever.

Love can be a funny, dangerous, and surprising thing. Many things can happen and you don't know who the people are when you fall in love with them. They could be a doctor, psychotic, a genius, a murder, etc. For me my first love was a vampire....or a vampire hunter.

A beautiful love story of two unexpected lovers

Not only my favorite President, he's the historical figure I look up to and we really need an Lincoln x reader story! (Lincoln x female reader only! Requests are open!!!

this story is about Abraham Lincoln and Ronald McDonald if you don't like smut don't read this this is not a joke I was reading dnf smut and saw a comment like this so here I am😼 TW: SMUT

this story is about Abraham Lincoln

There A Boy.

Indiana Jones x Abe Lincoln (clonehigh) they get in a little fight but it gets worked out <33