Abrahamlincoln Stories

President "Baberaham" Lincoln is a piece of meat and you want your hands on him. (JOKE FIC) Edit, Dec 2, 2022: I edited ableist language out of this fic after reading it for the first time since its publishing. Sorry for anybody who was hurt by the language used in this fic by myself.

Stevianne pood blood The tale of December 29th 2025

Noodlebuckets the snake dreams of breaking free of the zoo he is trapped in, and with the help of several friends (allies? acquaintances?) his plan might not completely be the worst thing ever.

Everything was fine in ethans life until the new kid Abraham shows up This is a fictional work, and and all relations to real beings is extremely intentional

It tells you how to be an great president and to serve your country

What if presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were still alive? With the 2016 election coming up George and Abe must find a new president to take over. With the help of Obama they search high and low for good candidates. Time is ticking and if they fail, Donald trump will rule and the world will end!

George Washington was sitting in his office, thinking of the love of his life, Abe Lincoln.

The year is 1861. The battle between the Union and Confederacy called the Civil War has begun. When 15 year old Confederate girl Annalise Willis hears about the war breaking out, she is torn apart. She would do anything for her country...and that's what peaks the brilliant idea of hers to serve for the Union as a soldier in disguise. But when her body is pierced with the commonly-used minié ball shot from a Confederate's musket rifle, nurses are forced to treat her. Her clever cover-up as an average boy soldier may fail...and so may her country.

Your mom Two lost boys trying to find their place in the world while trying to find themselves and fit in. (Burger KingxChick Fil A) TW: homophobia, swearing, Abe (we will add more as they come) Alex is Burger King and Phil is Chick Fil A

This poem is center around the behavior and mentality of power greed African leaders. They have so long suffered the minority, poor and disable, and the voiceless. Their greed have far extend beyond their control, and they care less about the very people who elected them into power today. Their only priority is their family, friends and themselves. While the poor and disable people are dying of hunger, poor infastructure to better their lives and offsprings, lack of proper medical facility for their well-being, they are busy womanizing and enriching themselves overnight. The poor and the needy become vulnerable and wreck on a daily basis to battle life obstacles and suffered their fate for electing them into power. Injustice and embezzlement supersede everything become the order of the day.

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You are a simple woman who lives in a small town in America. Always content with the little pleasures in life. But once she gets to the city of SpringField, He life will change as she knows it. He is a Lawyer. And She is a simple-warmhearted Woman. (Ngl......HEAR ME OUT!!!😩👀💗💗 He Kinda......nvm)

This is a ship between George Washington and my English teacher, Brance Taylor. (Plz don't take this seriously, this is just a joke my friends and I made)

I just wrote this for MissMaccaSunshine's #MMSOctober contest. I chose ten of my favorite historical figures and chose something for them to react to. Enjoy!|

The year 1865 in America. The country of the United States has just ended a bloody Civil War that was fought brother against brother. As President Abraham Lincoln unknowingly awaits his assassination a few hours before going to his usual weekly theater trip with his wife on April 15th, 1865. Suddenly, history is changed when a strange European Greek-like Gate appears, not only in Washington DC but in the recovering, war-torn City of Richmond, former Capital of the Confederate States. Despite the rift of Civil War and the resentment of both sides towards one another, can the Northern and Southern Citizens heal their wounds, move on from the past and fight for their freedom as one United Republic once more?

Love can be a funny, dangerous, and surprising thing. Many things can happen and you don't know who the people are when you fall in love with them. They could be a doctor, psychotic, a genius, a murder, etc. For me my first love was a vampire....or a vampire hunter.

From finding and returning a Derringer used by John Wilkes Booth used to kill Abraham Lincoln, to rescuing a Hollywood movie star from a kidnapper in Mexico, GunKiss by Khaled Talib has it all! Praise for Gun Kiss "From Washington, D.C. to Hollywood and Veracruz, Gun Kiss byKhaled Talib is a terrific adventure involving the FBI, drug lords, moviestars, and Russian generals. Grab yourcopy, drop into your favorite reading chair, and prepare yourself forbreathless suspense." -- Gayle Lynds, New York Times bestsellingauthor of The Assassins. "Gun Kiss is a whip smart thriller that brings to mindDon Winslow's masterful work that includes, most recently, THE FORCE. Khaled Talib rockets to the top of the popculture pack with a tale in which every page is chock full of angst-riddledaction and searing suspense. Gun Kissmanages to be hot and cool at the same time, a genre bender that breaks a hostof rules while crafting new ones in their place. Featuring both a classic man-of-mystery heroand an equally classic femme fatale, this is reading entertainment of thehighest order." -- Jon Land, USAToday bestselling author of The Rising. "Talib's wisecracking hero in Gun Kiss propels readers on anunforgettable ride across several continents.This blockbuster thriller offers the perfect mix of elements to satisfyany reader, including the quest for historic artifacts, a fierce battle againstdrug lords, and a memorable romance with a Hollywood starlet. Add it to yourmust-read list. -- K.J. Howe, author ofThe Freedom Broker.

-EDITING- A lil teaser c: I ran as fast as I could. I got closer and closer and grabbed after his jacket, so he'd notice me. But before I could say his name, the world around me narrowed. I quickly realized I was teleporting with him. [...] The next moment I fell on the ground, managing to yell "Five! Wait!" I remember the surprise and confusion on his face. But the next second he was gone. A small plopp sound, then he just disappeared. "Five?" I asked silently. Shit. He trapped me in the past. *** Amy used to be a highschool kid in an ordinary world. But her world is turned upside down after she gets into the Umbrella Academy where she gets to know Five Hargreeves who changes her life. A connection between two teenagers that time puts to the test. *** If you like the story, I would be happy about a vote and a comment :) x Blackbird