Abridged Stories

Originally posted by me on Spacebattles, Hellsing ultimate will be reacting to Hellsing abridged. I do not own Hellsing OVA nor do I own Abridged. If I did I would be rich. Please support the official release.

I don't own Hellsing, also Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is a work by Team Four Stars.

Sunny the twink fuck bitch fush roh dahs her sister Down. D. Stairs (almost like how a certain character from one piece that also looks like Mari died hm) hell breaks loose. (also pre death shenanigans.) so prepare for the most outta pocket to grace this fandom

If this game keeps surviving, what if Sony and Microsoft make an alliance with Nintendo in this ridiculously ambitious crossover fictional multiverse? Make your wildest guesses over here!

When the Pepperoni decides to proceed on his quest for Gay Neko Yaoi he discovers a unknown force. 12 youtubers that should of died like 1 billion years ago but the fangirls won't let him. Oh wait 13 if you count Jason. But no one cares about him. Wait who are we talking about again? Potatoes? No wait they suck Tyler's dick.

7 Balls, if brought together, you'll find The Dragon unleashed to grant any wish. This great power is being sought after by many great and powerful foes. So come join the adventure to stop evil and to go even further beyond any limits.

BUL SHIT

Well, some bitch gets stuck in a haunted pizza place. With animatronic bitchier bitches. Who wanna kill the first bitch. And play Scrabble. Because... Scrabble. scrbl iz luv scrbl iz lyf

Erica and Jenna try to survive in Attack on Titan as part of the 104th, but even math class seems easy when compared to this! Though to the two, even this seems better than math class - to their classmates. . . not so much. At least someone's having fun just rolling with it! (I do not own Attack On Titan, normal or abridged. I DO own the OCs and the math class, ^_^)

A Lord of The Rings (all Rights reserved) Parody. This work of art is based off of "The Lord of The Rings", however it is not endorsed, nor provisioned by J.R.R. Tolkien or any of his affiliates living, or deceased. All likenesses to characters used in J.R.R. Toklien's works, past and present, are purely coincidental. The same holds true for Keebler and Lindt Chocolate, Candy, Cookies and Sweets Companies. Please Enjoy! (Cover Art is NOT my own, and I take no credit for it. I found this image on Google. If it belongs to someone, and they request me to remove it, then I shall).

You like a story? Well, I'm gonna ruin it in the worst possible way. Yep. We're doing this. In this story, I shall recap/abridge stories in horrible ways. Enjoy!

The unofficial sequel to Dangan Ronpa Minecraft Abridged... LOLOLOLOLOL

When a zombie apocalypse breaks out suddenly, the world is thrown into chaos. Amongst this chaos, people start to know of the existence of supernatural and start to get power. This is a Highschool of the Dead fanfic. It will NOT follow the original story alot. *NOTHING IS OWNED BY ME. EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS*

Hey guys *waves quickly* I've been busy with other stuff, but I recently been reading some creepypasta fanfiction. And if you write those, shout out to you! But anyway this is a story of what if the son of Alucard (same abilities from Hellsing Ultimate, attitude of Alucard from the Abridged version) is sucked into a portal, to a world of hot serial killers. (Fem-Creepypastas!) So I hope if you're reading this, you like dark humor, romance, sex, blood, Gore and love to laugh. So please enjoy this and maybe have a few laughs, and some nosebleeds hehe. Alucard has been many things: A leader, a lover, a killer, and now a father to 16 year old boy, who's slightly stronger then himself. Damian James Hellsing, son of Alucard and Integra Hellsing, has been dealing with such mind boggling depression, anxiety, eating disorder, and panic attacks. Ever since Seras, his best friend, was declared dead after a mission to wipe out a research facility working for Millennium. He started to get these mental issues, and boy does he hate it. Alucard, after a while of the boys depressed state, decides to hop to another demintion for the help of an old friend, Slenderwoman. Will Slenda and the other female creepypasta be enough to help Damian with his problems, and have him help during a sister rivalry, and maybe find more than what Alucard wanted? ;) Who knows, let's find out.

Marik and Bakura bump into each other while they're out shopping for each others presents

I DO NOT OWN SPIRITED AWAY IN EITHER THE FILM VERSION OR THE STORY ITSELF. This is a story about what was not said or developed in the film. What Chihiro was feeling when she met her saviour and what Haku felt when he met his soulmate.

This story follows an abridged version of the big bad wolf and the little red Riding Hood. Will the wolf and the girl fall in love?...

I asked NinjaNekoAru on her ask fm to do this so like yeg I'm doing this I'm doing the sequel cause if you didn't read her actual books you won't understand anything at all. POTATOES