Absolutebs Stories

dedicated to all of my children you little fucks need to learn how to get laid don't tell your mother or I'll be sleeping on the couch

Bullshit I find or make.

Hello Wattpad we decided to write a fanfiction based on a really messed up love triangle bs that's going on inside our friend group. Sorry for horrible grammar and spelling but we are seventh graders so what are you gonna do. This is a completely true story, everything in this story actually happened. (Scared yet?) We changed everyone's names though so yay. Horrible grammar and a bs plot line, read at your own risk.