Истории Absolutecrap

WARNING: This book will cause the loss of brain cells. It makes zero sense and I don't know how I even got one read. Seriously, you'll regret everything by reading this. ___ What happens when a meeting gets interrupted by a child Yee-hawing through the wall? What happens when a certain Florida man throws a beach party? What happens when Christmas is hosted by Britain and he invited the ENTIRE FAMILY over? What happens when one state wants to start a sleepover that ends in a ski ramp off the roof? What happens when there's a monster in Hawaii's closet? What happens when the states rob a bank in a 50-person heist?! Find out more on Disney Channel. ___ WARNINGS: 1. This book is terribly written and meant to be humorous, no serious moments will happen unless I decide I want to ship states. 2. No need to worry about smut, I'm never writing that in a million years. 3. Ideas. 4. Maybe some gross things like falling into a dumpster fire? But don't worry, everyone will be okay in the end. 5. I might get political ?? 6. I'm not into sports, so when I mention them it probably will turn out all wrong. 7. Pineapples on pizza. 8. Mentions of war (Maybe?) and probably some merciless killing followed by laughter. 9. Hamilton references? 10. No swear words, don't worry, I'm an innocent Banana with little knowledge of bad words. ___ This is my second book and my first Statehumans book. Beware. ___ As said in the title, this is complete crack. I write these in my free time. I used to write these VERY frequently (Like, two a day almost- I was insane) but now I'm very chill and haven typed in months (wHoOps) so sorry. At least you have 31 chapters to enjoy at the moment! ___ Open to ideas!

What am I doing This is also an update book or tag book or something

Ye this is for LYDIA

Sophitz shippers, back away. I wrote some fluff. hehehe. anyway. I started writing this in 2020, and it's continued into 2021 and became a pretty huge part of my writing, and I decided to share it with all y'all KOTLC fans! "it was just an apology." "for being oblivious?" "yeah, actually."

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey... lol dedication to @SummerSunshine, @Sweetunes24, @Raclaw, @laylalovespugs, @Zaffle77, @FabulousYoutube, @CHOCOLATE4EVER and @JobusB!! (My weird friends)