Absolutley Stories

Here are some things of what have happened in my life, maybe you'll learn from my damn mistakes. And to be honest most of them are pretty interesting ( atleast to me ) lollll

Warning: swearing and satirical smutish themes

I quickly spun around, immediately regretting my moves. I crashed into the man behind me, causing my (might I add hot) coffee to spill all over me! "Jesus Christ dude!" I yelled in annoyance. "If I remember correctly, YOU crashed into ME!" he smirked arrogantly. "Why were you walking so close behind me?" I interrogted. "I was trying to get past you. Sorry," he shrugged and walked away. I quickly tossed my now, unfortunately, empty cup into a nearby trash can and grabbed the boy's shirt. "Jeez, I said sorry! What else do you want? "I wanted to do this," I slapped his cheek, HARD, and walked away. **** Never get on the wrong side of Ciara Dean - a lesson learned the hard way by the king of arrogance. It is almost guaranteed that you will never meet someone with a bigger ego than Jared Trevors. Well maybe it isn't but who cares?!?!? He is still a freaking greek god! This unlikely pair find themselves in an inevitable situation, one that I am sharing now with you. So follow the ups and downs of their lives that I have complete control over!

As Chep lays dying in No man's land, he tells the story of his life

Black butler meets chb and a new character jade. This'll be fun. With many twists. Mwahaha black butler is in more of the later chapters