Истории Absurd

Gather round, children! Pause your Fortnites, switch off your Tiktoks, and pop a Ritalin, for it's time for a story! A delightfully deranged story about the most wonderful time of the year: the apocalypse! A day of wrath! A day of mourning! Christmas trees and gingerbread houses in ashes burning! Clinch your butt-cheeks in horror, boys and girls! Biblically accurate angels have come to the North Pole! They come bearing prophecies of a Pagan purge. Santa Claus must surrender Christmas to the Holy Spirit, or else suffer the wrath of Heaven. Unless, in a last ditch effort, Santa Claus, our lovely Pagan giver of gifts, can kidnap a boy from the human world and train him to be her white knight. But the boy she chooses, Peter, is stupid, cruel, and naughty- the opposite of a hero. With no battle strategy and the Christmas Apocalypse only weeks away, he must learn to fight, to sledge, to bake delicious cookies, and recruit as many yandere Snow Witches, Penguin Queens, and tsun-tsun Peppermint Princesses as he can if he hopes to save Christmas.

A memorable and epic tale staring Diddy Quan Ling Ding Dingle II, Diddy Thompson, and Diddy Jr. as they embark on a ultimate conquest to uncover the secrets of a f*cking universe.... *AAhhh!!!

Stupid Samuel lives in a tiny village that insists it makes sense, even when it doesn't. He tries to understand the world; the world tries nothing at all. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and small adventures that grow larger than anyone expects. This is the extended version of Stupid Samuel's narrative found in "Stupid Samuel and Other Stories."

What should I gift to my dad for Father's day ? That's what Iris was wondering. After seeing a Youtube video in which two men play around while imitating the powers given from a supposed grimoire, she decides to grab a copy for herself. Follow Iris who through the chapters, always finds another new and weirder way to put herself in danger in order to accomplish her goals. She's herself followed by her best friend Luna, who does her best to keep her safe from her own adventures. You have to see it to believe it, but you must believe in it for you to see it. If hope keeps us alive, then despair is but an aspiration for a better life.

In Planet Pop Star where odd creatures, humans and dragons exists, our protagonist, Kirby, starts an adventure to collect at least 7 very important objects to exchange to the legendary comet Nova that has the capacity to make a wish true, and its going to be..............DRAGONS STOP KILLING EVERYONE¡¡¡¡¡

HASIL PEMIKIRAN SENDIRI JANGAN COPY PASTE !!! "Kita Cuma Mantan... Kok Kayak DLC yang Gak Bisa Di-Uninstall?" Aster Kaivan dan Elara Naresha adalah definisi hubungan yang gagal selesai. Mereka putus karena satu kesalahpahaman yang diperparah oleh kebiasaan Aster memilih diam daripada menjelaskan. Sejak hari itu, status mereka memang berubah menjadi mantan, tetapi hati mereka seolah lupa ikut berpisah. Mereka masih saling mengkhawatirkan, masih menjadi orang pertama yang datang ketika salah satunya kesulitan, masih saling membela tanpa diminta, bahkan masih hafal kebiasaan kecil satu sama lain. Lucunya, mereka terus bersikeras bahwa semua itu hanyalah bentuk kepedulian biasa. Ketika Aster dan Elara mencoba membuka hati untuk orang baru, semuanya justru menjadi semakin rumit. Keano dan Lyra perlahan menyadari bahwa mereka tidak sedang bersaing dengan mantan, melainkan dengan seseorang yang diam-diam masih menjadi rumah bagi hati masing-masing. Hubungan baru itu pun kandas sebelum sempat diberi nama. Di tengah kekacauan hidup, obrolan absurd, meme receh, teori konspirasi yang tidak masuk akal, dan candaan khas Gen Z yang selalu berhasil mengubah tangis menjadi tawa, Aster dan Elara terus berjalan berdampingan tanpa sadar bahwa mereka tidak pernah benar-benar melepaskan satu sama lain. Hingga suatu malam, setelah sama-sama ditinggalkan oleh orang baru, mereka akhirnya berani melakukan percakapan yang selama ini selalu dihindari. Untuk pertama kalinya, Aster mengungkap alasan di balik silent treatment yang menghancurkan hubungan mereka dulu. Namun pengakuan itu justru melahirkan satu pertanyaan yang paling menyakitkan. "Kalau memang kita masih saling mencintai... kenapa baru sekarang kamu menjelaskan semuanya?" Sebuah novel romance-komedi Gen Z yang dipenuhi dialog absurd, tingkah konyol yang bikin tertawa, dan kisah tentang dua orang yang mengira mereka sudah move on, padahal hati mereka hanya sedang berpura-pura lupa jalan pulang. @sofykhana

The Raven Family Diary follows the everyday lives of an unusual ghost family living in the World of Death-the unseen, metaphysical counterpart of the living world. Here, memories are bought and sold, dreams are stored in banks, names sleep inside forgotten libraries, mirrors can go on strike, and every morning begins with a fresh issue of the Newspaper of Endings. The Raven Family consists of a grandmother who knows far more than she ever says, a father who is constantly looking for his missing head or hand, a mother who never skips the daily newspaper, a curious son and daughter, and their mischievous pet cat, Curse, who somehow causes trouble wherever she goes. Each chapter is a standalone dark fantasy tale filled with surreal humor, strange rules, and quiet mysteries, revealing another piece of a world where ideas are as real as objects-and where every ending is simply another story waiting to begin.

The Archena's Sebuah sekolah berasrama yang dipenuhi kehangatan. Ada begitu banyak kenangan yang sulit dilupakan dari tempat ini-tempat di mana canda, tawa, suka, dan duka bercampur menjadi satu. Archena, sang kepala sekolah sekaligus pemilik Archena's School, bukan hanya sosok pemimpin. Di balik ketegasannya, ia begitu disayangi para siswa. Baginya, asrama bukan sekadar tempat tinggal, melainkan rumah kedua. Para siswa bahkan akrab memanggilnya Buna, karena kehadirannya mampu menggantikan sosok seorang ibu. Di asrama ini, cerita-cerita terukir bukan dengan tinta di atas kertas, melainkan lewat momen-momen kebersamaan. Dari kekacauan kecil di dapur, rebutan teman, hingga keisengan yang bikin geleng kepala-semuanya membentuk warna tersendiri dalam kehidupan mereka. "Bunaaa, Hajel gosongin dapur lagi buunn!" "Yaya juga ikutan, buunn, bukan Hajel doang!" "Bunaaa, Sunoo-nya Vio direbutin Mahesa sama Vanoo buunn!" "Bunaaa, Azzura godain anak kelas sebelah buunn!" "Buunn, Snow manjat pohon kayak monyet!" "Buunn, Chayra dibilang ompong!" "Bunaaa, Diego kemana buun, Zoyya kangen!" "Bunaaa, Nella suka curut buunn!" "Allahuakbar... anak-anak ku..." Begitulah keseharian para penghuni asrama Archena. Mereka tak pernah berhenti menguji kesabaran kepala sekolah yang sekaligus mereka sayangi layaknya seorang bunda. Mau tahu bagaimana serunya tingkah mereka yang di luar nalar? Mari kita intip bersama cerita mereka ☺

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Just a Broadway actress trying to quit, Melody gets into a big mess of stuff and somehow has to find a way to escape her job in an absurdist way through turf wars, criminal trials, and singing.

Welcome! We've got runaway demons, curses, cool fights, kelp, and Satoru Gojo. In a world where cursed spirits lurk unseen and sorcerers risk their lives to keep humanity safe, three runaway members of the Yakujon clan attempt to build a future on their own terms. What begins as a barely functional supernatural agency soon draws them into conflicts that reach far beyond routine exorcisms, forcing them to confront ancient secrets, impossible choices, and the past they thought they had escaped.

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

On an alien world whose residents can play at casinos in childhood, Janick is thrown, from birth, into a world where parents fight each other over things such as material possessions, academics, sports, and casino prowess. Little does Janick know is that she will end up becoming a poster child on her own terms, both on the rink and the green carpet, while having to battle her way through a world filled with licensed cheaters. Note: This story is actually a translation from French of a very old project, so it will feel quite different from all my previous work. #1 in elementary (July 4, 2026) #1 in giftedness (July 9, 2026) #1 in roulette (July 23, 2026)

(Warning- the writing is kind of rushed ⚠️) -Mild/Harsh language. -Murder is mentioned on behalf of this story. -Death. -Careless parents. -Near death experiences. -Weird/ dangerous intention (Harassment, assault, etc.) -Predators are involved in the parts of the story (No, I won't support any assault.) -Cringey backstories or things. -Might be historically inaccurate (I read in Wikipedia and other webs besides Google, since they now use AI.) -Miscarriages. -Infanticide. Yeah. Zei-Rei. A girl who was sold to a tax collector. There, she served as a servant. But, she is destined to be someone unimaginable. She had a poor family, who'd later on receive grants of money. But nothing left for her or her older sister.

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In a seemingly rational and structured environment, Cassandra built a reputation as a sharp, measured, and almost personally untouchable figure. She was known for her controlled emotional distance and her ability to read power dynamics without ever announcing it. Then there was Gojo. A figure who never explicitly crossed the line-but consistently shifted it millimeter by millimeter. Their relationship was never announced. Never officially discussed. But at every event-people began to sense something hard to define: an aura of elegant, quiet, unstated ownership. Their relationship wasn't about drama. It was about mutual control being tested. About who would acknowledge the shift in position first. This was a story of reputations shifting before feelings were acknowledged. Of ownership never announced, but always felt. And of two people too intelligent to call what was really happening.

3am brainrot of the great poo and others

Starlake City was once a jewel-now it's a graveyard of beauty, violence, and forgotten dreams. Built on sacred land and stained by centuries of bloodshed, the city hides secrets buried deep beneath its streets and beneath the waters of the Great Star Lake . When hardened private detective Jack Chance arrives to investigate a missing girl, he finds himself pulled into a web of crime, cults, and something far older than any human conspiracy. At his side is Sam, a strange, resilient child who can see and speak with the dead-and may be the key to everything. As bodies pile up and reality begins to fracture, Jack must confront not only the city's darkness, but his own. Because in Starlake City, the mist doesn't just hide monsters- ...it invites them in.

Without a radical transformation to sustainable living we face a tragic future. Highest ranks, #1 in Haiku Collection, #1 in Surrealism, #1 in Enlightening, #1 in Absurdity, #1 in Conceptual.

Betrayed and murdered in his past life, a cynical former manager is resurrected into a world of magic with a single mission: never to be used again. Armed with unstoppable hypnosis powers, he vows to rule through absolute mesmeric control and serve only himself. There's just one problem... his "OP" abilities are totally bogus, and he's the only one who doesn't know it!