Absurd Stories

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

"A young girl was rejected by the world even by her own family, simply because she was different. Until she ended up in the forest where her life would change..." 14 rating btw

這是一場荒謬的故事，自從我有記憶以來，就幾乎沒有再相信過任何鬼神...詭異的玩意。但我如果看見，一個不應該會動的東西，它在你背後無時無刻地行動......。以前，我不相信，現在，我不確定，或許這一切都有個合理的解釋，但現在開始，我必須承認，我早就和那傢伙一起生活過了。 This is a absurd story. Since I can remember, I haven't believed in anything related to weird something. But when you see something that shouldn't move, and it moves behind you constantly... In the past, I didn't believe, now, I'm not sure. Maybe there's a rational explanation for all of this, but starting now, I must admit, I've been living with that guy for a while.

Eleanor Voss's life is the rhythmic lurch between briefings and after-hours triage. She can make a joke sound like policy, a denial sound like comfort - but the jokes stop landing when the President declares "Economic Independence Day," orders money redesigned with his portrait, and decides the calendar needs a thirteenth month. Each morning she wakes to a new small catastrophe and a pile of color-coded folders that must be made to mean something. With dark humor and an unblinking eye for the machinery behind headlines, this novel follows Eleanor as she trades good faith for survival, allies for alliances, and sleep for contingency statements. The West Wing's cast - an iron-general, a crooked fixer, a constitutional scholar who keeps trying to stitch the country back together - are both comic and tragic. As the spin tightens, Eleanor must ask: how far will she go to save a nation that no longer recognizes itself? Funny, sharp, and humane, this is a story about the absurdity of power and the people who stand between spectacle and ruin.

In a world where women get cooked the moment they try to exceed expectations-disrupting the natural order... one girl rises anyway. And she may or may not be part of the problem. She pushes forward to reach her goal-determined to prove the world wrong. Armed with destructive weapons that answer to her unpredictable nature, she hunts... people who may or may not have anything to do with that goal. Watch as this chaotic girl turns an already absurd world... even worse.

Hey folks! Here is another short story collection!! Feast your eyes on zany characters and adventures, like dead alligators, falling pianos, and all that the fictional realm has to offer! Just try not to fall into a bottomless pit! ;)

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

Stupid Samuel lives in a tiny village that insists it makes sense, even when it doesn't. He tries to understand the world; the world tries nothing at all. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and small adventures that grow larger than anyone expects. This is the extended version of Stupid Samuel's narrative found in "Stupid Samuel and Other Stories."

Monsters? What are they? Crawlies salivating in Timmy's nightmares? Memories digested through jaws? Or, struggles chizzled into claws and fangs? Let's chomp on it and Slide down the gullet! From a goblin addicted to trolling to a treant painting itself gold, Buzz your mandables. after all, you might discover your monster...

Don't trust your senses, the living world was build for breaking people...

In a world where cultivation decides fate, Mu Chen was never meant to follow the rules. Born as an anomaly the heavens failed to notice, he rewrites reality without effort. Divine treasures become snacks, geniuses fall with a slap, and the world's laws simply stop applying. Yet none of it matters to him. He wants only good food, quiet days, and to be left alone. As he steps into the wider world of ancient sects and forgotten wars, misunderstandings spread. To some, a hidden master. To others, a walking calamity. Mu Chen continues forward, effortlessly breaking everything that dares to make sense. After all, if reality becomes inconvenient, why not simply ignore it? [Start reading...]

Jill's life looks ordinary on the surface, but her past? It's a goddamn mess. When she finds her old diaries, the memories come flooding back-the school wars, the wild parties, and the elaborate revenge plots that made her who she is. From her eccentric Gran to 'that one guy' she can't seem to forget, Jill navigates the fine line between being a stubborn brat and a secret agent in the making. Welcome to a world where secrets are currency and chaos is the only rule. Let the anarchy begin! [this is a translation of my original book, so report me if you see any mistakes]

AOT Parody takes the iconic cast of Attack on Titan and throws them into situations far more ridiculous than any Titan invasion. The Walls still stand. The Scouts are still dramatic. Levi is still short and dangerously competent. But this time, the real threat might be their own personalities. From over-the-top training exercises to absurd mission briefings that make absolutely no sense, the Survey Corps must survive exaggerated rivalries, painfully unnecessary speeches, and the kind of chaos only Eren could accidentally cause. Friendships are tested. Sanity is questioned. And somehow, Levi is still the only adult in the room. No grand conspiracy. No secret masterminds. Just the cast you love... behaving slightly worse than usual. And here's a slightly sharper version with more bite: In AOT Parody, Titans aren't the only problem. Eren's dramatic monologues last too long. Armin overanalyzes everything. Mikasa's loyalty reaches mythic levels. Jean thinks he's the protagonist. And Levi is one inconvenience away from early retirement. This is the world of Attack on Titan turned sideways. The stakes are lower. The chaos is higher. And absolutely nothing goes according to plan. Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial fan work inspired by Attack on Titan. All original characters, settings, and concepts belong to their respective creators. This story is created purely for entertainment and parody purposes. Cover artwork was created using digital design tools and AI-assisted software. Disclaimer: This is a fanfiction inspired by Attack on Titan. I don't own the original series or its characters this is just for fun and not for profit. The cover image was created using digital art and AI tools. This story was developed using the author's original ideas alongside modern creative tools for brainstorming and structural refinement. Visual elements and conceptual design were created with the support of digital creative platforms.

In the neon-soaked, G3-infested slums of Blim City, being a 9-Torg clone is a death sentence-usually at the hands of your own "sisters." For Six-Torg, survival meant fleeing the poison-lake arena and trading her murderous ambition for a quiet life of scavenging. She's a glitch in the Torg system: more cunning, slightly less homicidal, and suffering a massive identity crisis. Enter Lizzie, the sister of the galaxy's most famous Bounty Hunter, who is tired of being the "spare human" sitting on the couch while her sibling saves the universe. When Lizzie breaks into the slums looking for gear to jumpstart her own legend, she doesn't find a weapon-she finds a bug-eyed, snarky alien fugitive with a massive chip on her carapace. What starts as a tense truce involving black-market mods and stolen Lugloxes quickly devolves into a chaotic partnership. As they dodge vengeful clones and the Bounty Hunter's overprotective interference, Six and Lizzie realize they have one thing in common: they're both tired of being defined by who they're related to. Between raunchy banter, improvised explosives, and a slow-burn attraction that's more dangerous than a warp-crystal heist, these two outcasts must decide if they can survive the Torg Family civil war without killing each other-or worse, actually falling in love.

Betrayed and murdered in his past life, a cynical former manager is resurrected into a world of magic with a single mission: never to be used again. Armed with unstoppable hypnosis powers, he vows to rule through absolute mesmeric control and serve only himself. There's just one problem... his "OP" abilities are totally bogus, and he's the only one who doesn't know it!

In 2018, two absolute melons called Roy and Thomas decide to go on a criminal rampage in the North East of England after a bad round of Rocket League, where the two are beaten by a team called Deez Nuts. Haunted by the name and reality of being destroyed by such an immature team, Thomas goes completely mad and decides to hit the local bank with his pal. The duo then go on a completely wacky, nonsensical mess of an adventure against the police. Hijacking, home invasion, assaulting and completely destroying the rivers and lakes in England through stupidity and madness. All while operating on the logic of video games that they have been raised on since their childhood. A goofy satire of adolescence and the panic of video games causing violence, you may get to see just what happens when two idiots sharing the same brain cell decide to go against the world in the stupidest way possible, all over the stupidest reason you can possibly imagine...

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Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline grows up near an abandoned theme park where ballet is taught from the ballroom of a crumbling castle. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Early experiences quash her dreams of becoming a writer, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from her smart-ass competitor, Miskomin. On her rise from mediocrity, Evangeline is thrilled when Magda, the artistic director of a company in need of a sixth dancer, lays claim to the park. But things go awry as Magda attempts to rewrite Evangeline's entire world. To further complicate things, Evangeline's sporadic forays into story writing bring her inner demons to life. Literally. While contending with her monstrous off-spring; navigating an ever-shifting relationship with her frenemy, Miskomin; and adjusting to life under the power of a vampiric task-master, Evangeline gains the self-knowledge and confidence she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is?

This meta-fantasy is about three characters in a novel forced to fight for their fictional lives. Because the Reader has set the book aside for awhile, their story hits a wall. Suddenly, they're protagonists without a purpose. This changes in the worst way when our villain, Skip, moves backward through the pages and jerry-rigs a weapon that revises key passages to reverse his fate. Ultimately, it's the printed page itself that will play the greatest role.