Absurd Stories

❝ 𝑶𝑴𝑮, 𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑵 𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑨! 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑵 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑶 𝑨 𝑺𝑨𝑼𝑹𝑰𝑨𝑵 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑰'𝑳𝑳 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑰𝑵 𝑨𝑺 𝑰𝑵𝑱𝑼𝑹𝑬𝑫! ❞ ╰┈➤ ─ # in which you try and grab the...

A collection of absurdist tales written in a Garo and Paro style.

It started as a joke: Everybody gets a kitten. A new one every single day. But when the joke catches fire, things get serious, fast. And the world slowly bends around on...

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to c...

۪۫❁ཻུ۪۪┊𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 （陈情令）× 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 （玉骨遙） 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘕𝘰𝘯-𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ( 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘱 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘝�...

neverending twists of crazy conversation. a daschund and its owner. for everyone who shouldnt be reading. train has left. there is no return. looking for glasses we are...

On America's favorite TV show, the only prize is getting out alive. Daniel is an affluent Senator's son who has just been disowned over his gender transition. When he's...

Welcome to the Library of Tales, a realm born from the depths of a despicable mind, where logic pirouettes with madness and chaos reigns supreme. Here, the absurd and ex...

When he was but a young boy, Ragnvaldr was forced to watch as a roving band of Elvish Mercenaries put his village to the torch and slaughter his people. Helpless and alo...

In a kingdom teetering on the edge of treachery, three very different - and very dumb - brothers are sent on a secret mission to steal a legendary dagger and frame a sea...

!! 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 !! 𝙖𝙗·𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 | : 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙤𝙪𝙨. ↳ the one wor...

Improv Chaos What happens when sleep deprivation, emotional damage, and a rogue giraffe collide? This isn't just a collection of stories-it's a descent into beautiful ma...

In Laminax Labs, there is guards everywhere, scientists working on chemistry and biology on living human beings. Kat, one of these scientists is always kind to the subje...

Nestled in the heart of New England, Underkál is a town like no other. Founded by Scandinavian settlers, it boasts a unique heritage that blends Old World traditions wit...

You ever have one of those days where it seems so bad your career may be over? Well, in a career like Robert and Mitori's, a bad day means much more could end. And this...

۪۫❁ཻུ۪۪┊𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘕𝘰𝘯-𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝑹𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝘍𝘍 ( 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘱 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘝𝘦𝘳. 𝘍𝘵. 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 ) ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ ❝𝑹𝒆𝒄�...

Esterke finds her life 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦. She wanders the streets of Barrow-in-Furness, re-evaluates her existence three times a day, collects stamps, watches random Yo...

Masa masa SMA adalah masa paling menyenangkan dalam sejarah persekolahan. Hal ini tentu saja dirasakan oleh seluruh siswa dan paling di nanti nanti. Termasuk primadona s...

Title: Fortress of Solitude (and Foam Darts) In a rare moment of downtime, three of the galaxy's toughest warriors-Master Chief, Doomguy, and Isaac Clarke-build a pillow...

Chuck Colt, a cowardly and highly neurotic ghost, must find a way to reunite his soul to his newly zombified body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...