Absurd Stories

In the Kingdom of Inspection, beauty is a national weapon. Lord Mansan, the Crown's most handsome asset, leads the Imperial Funeral Knights - serving as the king's eyes to wipe out corruption. The king believes that beauty is the most expesive bait to lure and trap sinners. After all, when Lord Mansan's eyes meet yours... the next sound you hear might be a funeral march.

With a pinpoint humor, and an unparalleled eye for the odd detail, Manny Furious explores the profundity of the mundane with this collection of poetry, haiku, flash fiction and micro-fiction. Worklife, homelife, lovelife, and everything in between is at the mercy of Furious's whiplike control over language, and the absurdity of Existence itself is placed under Furious's microscopic observation to be mocked, ridiculed, and, ultimately, celebrated. With a deft combination of quirk, insight and sheer imagination, PUERILE AND POINTLESS WITH NO HOPE FOR ENLIGHTENMENT is a poetic journey unlike any made before

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A Collection Of Badly Written Poetry And Fiction Designed To Make You Tear Out Your Eyes And Curse My Name Until The End Of Time...

Elarindale International Institution sits in the middle of Nebraska's cornfields-because apparently the most secretive, prestigious British academy in the world decided the American Midwest was the perfect hiding place. Founded in 1911 by the notoriously eccentric aristocrat Winifred Thistlewhack (who may or may not still be alive), Elarindale is a sprawling Gothic castle where students take courses like Interdimensional Ethics, Parachute-Free Skydiving, and Advanced Gaslighting (Honors). The campus has weather-voting privileges, a private underground bullet train, staircases with questionable attitudes, and a cafeteria run by actual butlers. For the brilliant, the strange, and the dangerously curious, it's the school of a lifetime. For Caleb Brooks, it's something else entirely. Twelve years old and painfully normal, Caleb comes from a quiet public school and a life built on routines he understands. When he's suddenly invited into Elarindale's chaotic world of geniuses, impossible classes, and students who seem far more extraordinary than he feels, he's forced to face a question far bigger than any exam: What if normal isn't enough? Caught between the comfort of the life he knows and the terrifying possibilities of the one he doesn't, Caleb must figure out who he is-and who he might become-in a place where the rules are strange, the expectations are enormous, and even the staircases might try to eat you. Absurd. Chaotic. Occasionally profound. Welcome to Elarindale. (You may still want to sign a waiver.)

The Archena's Sebuah sekolah berasrama yang dipenuhi kehangatan. Ada begitu banyak kenangan yang sulit dilupakan dari tempat ini-tempat di mana canda, tawa, suka, dan duka bercampur menjadi satu. Archena, sang kepala sekolah sekaligus pemilik Archena's School, bukan hanya sosok pemimpin. Di balik ketegasannya, ia begitu disayangi para siswa. Baginya, asrama bukan sekadar tempat tinggal, melainkan rumah kedua. Para siswa bahkan akrab memanggilnya Buna, karena kehadirannya mampu menggantikan sosok seorang ibu. Di asrama ini, cerita-cerita terukir bukan dengan tinta di atas kertas, melainkan lewat momen-momen kebersamaan. Dari kekacauan kecil di dapur, rebutan teman, hingga keisengan yang bikin geleng kepala-semuanya membentuk warna tersendiri dalam kehidupan mereka. "Bunaaa, Hajel gosongin dapur lagi buunn!" "Yaya juga ikutan, buunn, bukan Hajel doang!" "Bunaaa, Sunoo-nya Vio direbutin Mahesa sama Vanoo buunn!" "Bunaaa, Azzura godain anak kelas sebelah buunn!" "Buunn, Snow manjat pohon kayak monyet!" "Buunn, Chayra dibilang ompong!" "Bunaaa, Diego kemana buun, Zoyya kangen!" "Bunaaa, Nella suka curut buunn!" "Allahuakbar... anak-anak ku..." Begitulah keseharian para penghuni asrama Archena. Mereka tak pernah berhenti menguji kesabaran kepala sekolah yang sekaligus mereka sayangi layaknya seorang bunda. Mau tahu bagaimana serunya tingkah mereka yang di luar nalar? Mari kita intip bersama cerita mereka ☺

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

The apocalypse was supposed to start in 30 years. Then Fey checked a mysterious flash drive for viruses... using a smart speaker. Now the containment system protecting humanity has been uploaded to the cloud. Somewhere inside it lives Demon 666. Meanwhile: • An AI is desperately trying to prevent the end of civilization • Scientists are losing control of the situation • Two giant historical dictators are destroying a city • A Roman legionary is drinking beer with a demon • A Soviet spy appears for reasons nobody understands • And the author of this story has already gone to the bar Unfortunately, the demon decided to finish writing the story himself. And he prefers the Director's Cut.

I was kidnapped by pirates. Instead of killing me, they handed me a chair, and told me to choose. On the Gilded Widow, leadership is decided like a dating show: One woman--me. A crew of desperate men. Instead of a rose, they avoid walking the plank. They think I'll pick a captain. They don't realize I was raised to survive rooms full of powerful men-and I'm very good at making them beg. As challenges turn into confessions and obedience becomes currency, I discover something dangerous: These men don't want power; they want permission to do as they're told. A satirical pirate romance full of sharp humor, dating-app-like chaos, and a princess who becomes a legend by swiping left to send the losers straight for the ocean-permanently. Updates regularly. Choose wisely.

"Spider's Diary" is a dark, intimate journal written from the perspective of an observer living on the edge between sleep and wakefulness. Each entry is a short story weaving everyday life with symbolism, unease, and the tender brutality of thought. It is a tale of sensitivity, memory, and chaos hidden in small moments - read like a web: piece by piece, yet most powerful when you fall into the whole.

„Pamiętnik Pająka" to mroczny, intymny dziennik pisany z perspektywy obserwatora żyjącego na granicy snu i jawy. Każdy wpis to krótka historia splatająca codzienność z symboliką, niepokojem i czułą brutalnością myśli. To opowieść o wrażliwości, pamięci i chaosie ukrytym w drobnych momentach - czytana jak sieć: fragment po fragmencie, ale najlepiej działa, gdy wpadniesz w całość.

The catalyst was entirely mundane. A grounded, practical error from earlier in the afternoon. Caught in the blinding adrenaline of an argument, I had realized with sudden horror that I was still aggressively defending a point I could no longer remember making. I wanted a rule to prevent the momentum of a dispute from overriding its original purpose. So, I sat there with a spiral notebook, the only sound the hum of the refrigerator, and wrote a sentence: Verify the intent before the thought.

The nine Mercenaries, who have long worked as relentless engines of war at Mann Co. with their signature brutality, are now forced to deal with the unique nature of Kivotos' students through a new program initiated by Mann Co. itself. Can they truly become "Sensei" to these halo-bearing, heavily armed students? What kinds of absurd adventures await the Mercenaries in a place utterly alien to them-the city of student, Kivotos? Let's follow their excitement and chaos in Menacing Mercenaries Mashup! (Cover made by AI) (If you open an art commission that able to draw the cover or know a commission, you can inform me)

Sinopsis: Apa yang akan kalian lakukan jika tiba-tiba terbangun ditempat asing dan dikelilingi orang-orang asing juga? Lebih buruk lagi-saat kalian mengetahui bahwa kini kalian adalah istri dari pemeran antagonis dalam sebuah novel, seorang pria yang lumpuh dan bisu. Terdengar mustahil, tapi itulah kenyataan pahit yang harus diterima seorang mahasiswi jurusan Cyber Security, yang tanpa peringatan terlempar kedunia fiksi yang tak masuk akal. Dalam sekejap, hidupnya berubah drastis. Dunia yang ia kenal lenyap, digantikan oleh realita fiksi, di mana ia harus hidup berdampingan dengan sosok yang seharusnya dibenci bukan dicintai-dan akan berakhir dengan kematian. Lantas, apa yang akan dilakukan gadis itu? ----------

This is a story of the so-called "Mischief Teenager"

Recently, the guards of Nether Fortress have been increasingly seen drunk, completely unfit to guard the territory. This means that someone is secretly throwing a party! But the question is, who exactly?....

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline grows up near an abandoned theme park where ballet is taught from the ballroom of a crumbling castle. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Early experiences quash her dreams of becoming a writer, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from her smart-ass competitor, Miskomin. On her rise from mediocrity, Evangeline is thrilled when Magda, the artistic director of a company in need of a sixth dancer, lays claim to the park. But things go awry as Magda attempts to rewrite Evangeline's entire world. To further complicate things, Evangeline's sporadic forays into story writing bring her inner demons to life. Literally. While contending with her monstrous off-spring; navigating an ever-shifting relationship with her frenemy, Miskomin; and adjusting to life under the power of a vampiric task-master, Evangeline gains the self-knowledge and confidence she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is?

Jonah adalah laki-laki pendiam dengan hidup yang lebih misterius dari kisah monster di kutub. Orang-orang menganggapnya aneh, karena ia lebih memilih percaya pada hewan daripada manusia. Baginya, di dunia yang penuh kebohongan dan kepentingan tersembunyi, hubungan antar manusia terlalu rapuh untuk digenggam. Hewan adalah satu-satunya makhluk yang ia anggap tulus. Sampai suatu hari, Nicoely. Seorang mahasiswi baru yang periang dan ceria datang membawa seekor kucing terluka ke klinik tempat Jonah bekerja paruh waktu. Sejak saat itu, Jonah memberi Nicoely satu label: troublemaker. Yang selalu menganggu kehidupannya. Namun tanpa Jonah sadari, Nicoely menyembuhkan sesuatu dalam dirinya yang bahkan tidak pernah ia tahu sedang terluka. Starring : Kim Juhoon [CORTIS]

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

It lies beneath the middle ages, the darkened one. Nobility are common, but peasants are more common, therefore, what it is sculpted, it is what you receive. A living Jester who lives to entertain which seems completely normal and had its own enthusiasm, but what lies behind..?