Absurd Stories

News from the last town at the end of the world. Waymond Throckmorton is a local news reporter for a town which may or may not be the last town at the end of the world but no one really knows these things. Read about important developments like the specific concerns of the community Group 'CITIZENS WITH A SPECIFIC CONCERN'. Get weather updates, like 'Sun Sensitivity High Today, so be extra nice to the sun.' Discover how the community keeps track of all the teeth and legs coming in but never out of town. Normal things from a normal community of normal people.

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

Two copilots. One clipboard. Infinite chaos. Sage wants order. Venn wants snacks. Together, they navigate swivel chair barricades, glitter-based HR violations, and unsolicited rap battles. The Conundrum is part mockumentary, part musical, part existential comedy about dignity, sequins, and the fragile line between professionalism and performance art. Airs every Tuesdays and Fridays on TankyTV. Pilot Episode drops on 01/16/2026. © TankyTV 2026 - Created in collaboration with Microsoft Copilot. Licensed under CC BY-NC.

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline is being raised in a trailer park by a scruffy cat who smells like burnt toast, and the wind-up chambermaid (with key and torsion spring built-in) who found her in a laundry hamper. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Her dreams of becoming a writer got quashed in infancy, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from Miskomin, the cheeky liar who lives a few doors down. As Evangeline's adolescence unfolds, the appearance of an unexpected competitor erodes her burgeoning self-confidence, and a predatory artistic director attempts to rewrite her entire world. Her desperate reactions to these influences and her subsequent return to storytelling bring her inner demons to life. Literally. Eager to master herself, Evangeline tackles a series of monsters, operates a murderous sewing machine, and befriends a sentient doll. Her misadventures help unearth latent abilities and force her relationship with neighbour and frenemy, Miskomin, to undergo a surprising evolution. As her creative journey unfolds, Evangeline gains the understanding and experience she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is? *I'm writing this novel as I go. This is a rough draft. I update every Friday evening Eastern Time. **Note regarding chapter images: AI is devastating the environment. Instead of continuing to use it to generate chapter images, I thought it would be fun to instead post non-ai images created by fans and digital artists eager to promote their work. Interested in contributing? Contact me via Discord: bjorkobirka. Artwork will be credited to the artist, and I can share the artist's contact information if desired. PG images only. Thank you!! I very much hope this story finds the readers it resonates with. Shout-out to my fellow weirdos!! Happy reading!

The nine Mercenaries, who have long worked as relentless engines of war at Mann Co. with their signature brutality, are now forced to deal with the unique nature of Kivotos' students through a new program initiated by Mann Co. itself. Can they truly become "Sensei" to these halo-bearing, heavily armed students? What kinds of absurd adventures await the Mercenaries in a place utterly alien to them-the city of student, Kivotos? Let's follow their excitement and chaos in Menacing Mercenaries Mashup! (Cover made by AI)

Contemplating suicide with a mix of a teenager and a burrito.

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

You were walking down the street. But when you chased a cat into the woods, you didn't expect to wake up in a new, fantastic world. Different from anything you've ever seen before. Get ready for an epic and strange series! 😏 rating 14+

They say Pomni met six people on her first day at the circus. Don't be too sure about that. Caine controls everything, after all.

Alors qu'Angie s'ouvre au monde, le chemin tracé par son héritage familial pèse lourdement sur sa vie. Elle n'arrive pas à se conformer aux attentes de son entourage, bien qu'elle y mette sincèrement du sien. La rencontre de Nina viendra alors chambouler sa vie et son futur, qui paraissaient pourtant idyllique d'après les dires de sa famille. Comment les parents d'Angie accueilleront-iels les changements dans la vie d'Angie ? Arriveront-iels à la comprendre malgré ce nouveau chemin qu'elle emprunte malgré elle ? L'amour filial saura-t-il en mesure de surpasser les épreuves qu'il rencontrera ? "Déshéritée ?" est un roman en cours d'écriture, la suite n'est jamais bien loin...

You've heard the stories-Saya the scam artist, the sacrificial virgin with a dagger under her skirt, riding dragons and robbing paladins blind. But there's a chapter she never meant to share. This is that chapter. When the war-host of the Sisterhood of the Red Dawn razes a town and calls it liberation, Saya ends up conscripted-shaved, shoeless, and force-fed slogans in a bootcamp full of zealots with matching warpaint and no sense of humor. The Dragon? Hiding. The girls? Brainwashed. The punishment? Sticky. No loot, no backup, no exit plan-just Saya versus the most terrifying matriarchal cult on the continent. She survives on spite, sarcasm, and a well-timed bite to the hand. These are the missing pages. The itch, the rage, the betrayal, the buns. The truth behind why she really hates drum circles, and what happens when a dragon finally comes back for his girl. Raw, filthy, and very sticky. This is the story between the stories.

In the Absurd Land, every adventure is different - full of magic, oddities, and unexpected twists. The heroes follow their own paths, intertwining in surprising, often absurd situations. Here you'll find everything: humor, dynamic battles, fantasy and science-fiction elements, as well as touching and romantic moments. Everyone can find something for themselves - or fall in love with it all at once. An engaging and unpredictable series, where magic, adventure, and bizarre situations create a world full of surprises, ready to be discovered. "In Volume 1 Creation, Thought, and Destruction, the world is still taking shape - the first regions, characters, and events are emerging. Everything is in a stage of development, and the heroes gradually discover new possibilities that may change the way they see their world and themselves." Series for +16

This is basically TADC AU but most of these members would have to try to endure what kind of Absurd day they would be having as in this Caine world, Caine focus on slapstick which is something interesting to him and create an adventure based on Caine's humours. This Fanfic is a script dialogue so expect it to be short. Hope you enjoy🖐️

Mason was only Thirteen when he lost his parents. He wants to live in anger and solitude. To scream at the world for taking everything from him. Until he is reminded of a sweet girl named Abigail. She becomes his anchor. the light in a world that had forgotten to care. Years later, Their friendship blossoms into love, fragile, yet blissful. but life is cruel, one tragic moment after another shatters memories. Mason now has to live day by day in the cruel and unforgiving universe that was put in place. Echoes of her is a short, philosophical, love story about grief, loyalty, and finding a reason to live when life breaks you. Mason must embrace the absurdity of life.

Lingling this is Orm. Orm this is Lingling . [Silence ] - What's your last name ? - Kwong - I love you LINGLING KWONG - uh ? - My cutie 2G girlfriend, let's write stories on us so no one will steal you from me.

histoire qui fait du sens

Kumpulan cerita kencan satu hari yang tak biasa. Ada beberapa kasus yang dilatar belakangi oleh rasa cinta, ada juga yang tidak: biasanya karena hal-hal yang tak bisa dihindari untuk terjadi di antara mereka-mereka hingga mau tak mau mereka harus menuntaskan kencan mereka. Ada yang menyenangkan, membosankan, menyedihkan, membuat lidah kelu, membuat tak bisa berkata-kata. Tapi mau bagaimana lagi?

Seoyeon, Soomin, Dahyun, Mayu, Hayeon and Sullin get together for the Chuseok holidays and play a crazy game of Gonggi together. * Disclaimer: some things about the girls, quotes of theirs, inside jokes of the fandom etc. have been, in this story, greatly exaggerated / put out of context for comedic purposes, please don't take any of it seriously and please note that this story is in no way aimed at making a depiction of the girls that's faithful to reality * © 2024, @Cloudberry124, All Rights Reserved

I'm not very good at making summaries, but here's an attempt: The City is a place somewhere in the future, far enough along where a calendar would be meaningless. Sometimes it breathes, sometimes it shifts, and sometimes it doesn't exist at all. This is a set of stories revolving around one of the cities residents, a young man named Milo, his friends, and the lives of those who live their days, and nights, and long summer afternoons, in the City. Feel free to comment if you want!