Истории Absurdcomedy

A lazy young man wakes up in the most ridiculous place imaginable: Donald Trump's body. Armed with an absurd System, an unhealthy obsession with donuts, and the laugh of a certain pirate emperor, he accidentally turns every misunderstanding into a global crisis. Generals think he's a strategic genius. The world fears his every word. And somehow, a simple trip to the kitchen becomes an international incident. What starts as a bizarre body-swap soon turns into the craziest adventure on Earth. Zehahahaha!

"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."

What happens when the world's smallest country decides to become the world's biggest problem? In short? They won the lottery. Then they bought a country. Want more details? Anton has been selling electrical cables for 11 years. Ștefan organizes birthday parties for a senator's dog. Both hate the Romanian state. When they win €11 million in the lottery, they have a brilliant idea: why pay taxes when you can flee and buy a country? An absurd comedy about patriotic tax evasion and microstates."

All I wanted was a quiet high school life. Instead... My best friend is an actual vampire who thinks tomato juice is a personality trait, believes vending machines hold grudges, and somehow turns every normal school day into complete chaos. His name is Draco Layn Paragon. Then there's Kea Yosi Andem, my cheerful classmate. She's kind, friendly... and instead of stopping Draco's ridiculous theories, she accidentally encourages them. And me? I'm Em Ozar Valentine. The permanently tired "emo" who's somehow stuck cleaning up their disasters. From suspicious juice boxes and water fountains with "feelings" to goats with personal vendettas and school days that spiral into absolute nonsense, surviving high school is harder than passing exams. One thing is certain... Tomorrow will definitely be a normal day. ... It never is.

In the neon-lit, naked future, love makes noise. The shredded but shy, Damien Pryndalor thinks his job at Cyromart is boring, until one accidental fart in front of Ruby Falven changes everything. Ruby isn't just the chubby, hilarious coworker he's been crushing on... she's also someone who finds his embarrassing slip absolutely irresistible. What starts as awkward laughter quickly spirals into fart-fueled flirting, workplace chaos, and pranks so outrageous they echo through the aisles. Together, Damien and Ruby discover that true love doesn't whisper. It giggles, blushes, and sometimes... it farts. ⚠️ Content Warning ⚠️ This story is set in a futuristic nude society where everyone lives without clothing, and it's central romance is built around a fart-based love language. While written as a lighthearted romantic comedy, if you find these elements disgusting or unconventional, I recommend you skip.

What happens when the world's worst billionaires form a villainous throuple and try to take over the world with an evil AI? Sheer. Unhinged. Chaos. In this AI-generated high-camp cyber-thriller, Vladimir Putin, Elon Musk, and Donald Trump have united in an unholy trinity of power-hungry nonsense. Their ultimate weapon? Big Daddy Beta, an AI designed to crush democracy, cancel drag brunches, and replace all art with NFTs. But standing in their way is HACK ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME-a secret society of drag queen hacktivists with sharp wit, sharper stilettos, and an insatiable thirst for billionaire tears. Armed with laptops, glitter bombs, and devastating shade, these queens will stop at nothing to dismantle the dictatorship and serve cyber justice, one fierce takedown at a time.

(May contain swearing and mature violence. Mischaracterizations ahead!) The sudden supernatural phenomena dubbed "The great slip" occured, which change the whole reality forever. The Great Slip does not discriminate; Humans, animals, monsters, plants, dinosaurs, alien lifeforms -- anything that is alive can be taken, even the non living things such as objects, vehicles, buildings, even corpses, were all included. Some who Slipped are fortunate enough to return back to their home universe. Most do not. Some returned but different. Some sliped in different universes in different timelines, in different possibilities, alternate realities: A sky ruled by prehistoric predators, world war era battlefields, medieval periods, futuristic cities, empty worlds where civilization died long. And worse it includes the sudden appearence of machines -- may comes in different size, shapes, forms. They can change themselves if they wished too. They levitate, hover, or fly at impossible speeds, striking with mindblowing precision. Attacking any living things, destroying cities, shatter infrastructure, and erase civilizations. While leaving the plants untouched by them. These menaces are found in every universe touched by the great slip phenomena. They do not hunt food. They do not defend territory. They do not communicate. They simply kill what's alive and sentient Civilizations throughout different universes, of different timelines, learned how to fight back these beings, some named them, and the slipped ones learned to adapt. As anytime and anywhere, from the moment they blink, they found themselves in unfamiliar area. [SERIES TO CROSSOVER!!!] Arpeggio of blue steel Demon slayer Azurlane Invincible Lobotomy Kaisen

Buckle up you sexy motherfuckers, You are in for a crazy ride. #1 - sick humour #12 - dark humor #11 - family guy

"Now, I would like to give the floor to our chairman Hayri Bey, who is a former zombie himself."

Meet Tailor Suzuki, a girl named after Taylor Swift (minus the 'y'), and her gang of eccentric roommates: Dordan, the kitchen's worst nightmare; Pablo, who despises pasta (don't ask); and Grenade, whose love for explosives makes bathroom time... interesting. Life in their small apartment is chaotic enough, but when their overly nosy neighbor, Mrs. Señorpizza, starts enforcing 4 AM shoe rack inspections, things spiral into full-blown madness. Pancake disasters, flip-flop duels, and one accidental door-related incident later, Tailor and her friends are in over their heads-especially when they think they've "accidentally" knocked off Mrs. Señorpizza. Can they fix this mess before it's too late? Or will the door to chaos stay wide open? Expect: Lots of laughs Ridiculous housemates A neighbor who just won't quit And the flying flip-flops of doom!

In the small, sleepy town of San Gordito, life revolves around tacos, weed, and avoiding any real work-at least for Papi and Mijo. But when a fiery rivalry between two local taco truck owners, Doña Lupita and El Gordo Carlos, threatens to boil over, the perpetually stoned duo finds themselves caught in the middle of the chaos. What starts as a simple hustle for free tacos and a little weed money quickly spirals out of control. Between playing double agents, downing too many edibles, and trying to avoid a full-blown food fight, Papi and Mijo inadvertently set the town's annual food festival ablaze-figuratively and almost literally. As salsa grenades fly, churro nunchucks swing, and guacamole floods the streets, Mijo has an epiphany (or maybe just a hallucination) that he's destined to end the "Taco Wars." Meanwhile, Papi learns that balancing loyalty, hunger, and cosmic-level stoniness might be too much for even him to handle. Chapter 1 kicks off with a bang-full of absurd antics, fiery food feuds, and the kind of chaos only Papi and Mijo could create.

When an orange god of flatulence and deceit, strikes up a bro-mance with the High King of the Miserly Merchants, a Pantheon of Gay Gods find themselves fighting an impossible war, to save all they hold dear... Act 1: Chp 1 - Chp 5 Act 2 Part 1: Chp 6 - Chp 13 Act 2 Part 2: Chp 14 - Chp 21 Act 3: Chp 22 - Chp 28 Word Count: 41 K words