Истории Absurde

a depressed boy gets reincarnated into the world of SKIBIDI TOILET (THIS IS A REPOST OF MY SKIBIDI REBORN NOVEL AND YES I AM THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR I LOST MY MAIN ACCOUNT SO I AM USING THIS ACCOUNT INSTEAD!)

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

When Princess Jelly takes off with her father's golden wings, she didn't expect to find LAND. A Princess from a kingdom that stays floating above the clouds, now seeing this truth, turns everything she knows about her kind, her kingdom and her father into a spiral of lies and truth. Follow Sqaure, Mayonnaise and Princess Jelly on this adventure searching for both the truth and a way back home. That is... if home ever was home...

Just some poems about life, myself, or whatever pops into my head. I don't even know if these count as poems but poems is the closest thing to define them I think.

No fun in blank spaces. Kaga usah dibaca, isinya cuma imajinasi liar.

Lingling this is Orm. Orm this is Lingling . [Silence ] - What's your last name ? - Kwong - I love you LINGLING KWONG - uh ? - My cutie 2G girlfriend, let's write stories on us so no one will steal you from me.

A dark horror-comedy crossover of The Santa Clause and Michael Myers. After Santa suffers an unfortunate accident, Michael Myers becomes the new Santa. Christmas at the North Pole will never be the same. -------------------------- This is a work of fan fiction. Characters and settings associated with Michael Myers and Santa Clause belong to their respective rights holders. This story is non-commercial and written for entertainment purposes only.

Abandoned by the famous novelist who gave birth to her, Evangeline is being raised in a trailer park by a scruffy cat who smells like burnt toast, and the wind-up chambermaid (with key and torsion spring built-in) who found her in a laundry hamper. The teen years of a misunderstood artistic genius are tough. Her dreams of becoming a writer got quashed in infancy, and she only manages to earn a few crumbs of approval after she pivots to ballet. Too bad they come from Miskomin, the cheeky liar who lives a few doors down. As Evangeline's adolescence unfolds, the appearance of an unexpected competitor erodes her burgeoning self-confidence, and a predatory artistic director attempts to rewrite her entire world. Her desperate reactions to these influences and her subsequent return to storytelling bring her inner demons to life. Literally. Eager to master herself, Evangeline tackles a series of monsters, operates a murderous sewing machine, and befriends a sentient doll. Her misadventures help unearth latent abilities and force her relationship with neighbour and frenemy, Miskomin, to undergo a surprising evolution. As her creative journey unfolds, Evangeline gains the understanding and experience she needs to face the final boss: Herself. Will she learn to look beyond the artist she wants to be and accept the person she is? *I'm writing this novel as I go. This is a rough draft. I update every Friday evening Eastern Time. **Note regarding chapter images: AI is devastating the environment. Instead of continuing to use it to generate chapter images, I thought it would be fun to instead post non-ai images created by fans and digital artists eager to promote their work. Interested in contributing? Contact me via Discord: bjorkobirka. Artwork will be credited to the artist, and I can share the artist's contact information if desired. PG images only. Thank you!! I very much hope this story finds the readers it resonates with. Shout-out to my fellow weirdos!! Happy reading!

King Archidamus of Athens had a simple problem:Socrates was too logical, too loud, and too annoying. His solution was even simpler: a diseased monkey, delivered as a gift. A flawless plan. It was, the Narrator would later note, the single worst idea since the Trojan Horse. Now, Socrates is no longer a philosopher. He's a projectile of muscle in a loincloth, "solving" civic disputes by throwing people into rivers and inventing a new martial art called the Dialectic Fist. His new girlfriend is a conflicted assassin, his pet is the hyper-intelligent simian emperor leading an army against Greece, and his only hope for saving civilization is a vat of wine stomped by the feet of a thousand unwashed citizens. Logic is overrated. Sometimes, you just have to go ape. (A tale of philosophy, kickboxing, and very poor life choices, told by a Narrator who is deeply disappointed in everyone.)

Alors qu'Angie s'ouvre au monde, le chemin tracé par son héritage familial pèse lourdement sur sa vie. Elle n'arrive pas à se conformer aux attentes de son entourage, bien qu'elle y mette sincèrement du sien. La rencontre de Nina viendra alors chambouler sa vie et son futur, qui paraissaient pourtant idyllique d'après les dires de sa famille. Comment les parents d'Angie accueilleront-iels les changements dans la vie d'Angie ? Arriveront-iels à la comprendre malgré ce nouveau chemin qu'elle emprunte malgré elle ? L'amour filial saura-t-il en mesure de surpasser les épreuves qu'il rencontrera ? "Déshéritée ?" est un roman en cours d'écriture, la suite n'est jamais bien loin...

One day out of nowhere, Kaede is summoned to another world. One eerily similar to New World Online with one key difference. As she treads the same path she once took, Kaede quickly figures out the differences between seasoned gamers and feudal citizens.

Je trouve ma vie très intéressante. Je l'étudie, la dissèque, m'analyse (ce n'est pas sale) en permanence pour mieux me comprendre, m'appréhender. Cela dit, cela ne m'empêche pas de faire des trucs stupides. Ou bizarres. Ou les deux. Dans tous les cas, j'espère que ces anecdotes vous feront sourire ! N'hésitez pas à raconter vos propres petites histoires en commentaires (mon référencement vous en remercie) :) P.S.: le titre en anglais est une référence à "Story of your life", v'nez pas m'embêter.

~ A HYPERBOLIC PARANORMAL COMEDY INSPIRED BY THE MOST ICONIC CLICHÉS AND WRITING STYLISTIC CHOICES OF ITS RESPECTIVE GENRES ~ ~*~*~ Synopsis: Just when teenage rogue, Lydia Liv, thought her disgustingly perfect life was already horrible enough, she stumbles into her mate- the Alpha King God Beast, and is thrust into a world of paranormal drama, plot twists, romance, and a surprising amount of bloodshed. @sorenavit - A mixture of paranormal and reality compose an interesting plot of an atmospheric book in combination with the present. #pearlsbookreviews

Reply-All Apocalypse The Email Chain That Ended a Company... and Our Sanity What starts as a harmless "Anti-Social Social Club" - a group of introverts who cancel their own meetings just to avoid human contact - slowly spirals into the most unhinged corporate meltdown ever documented. Over hundreds of leaked reply-all emails, watch a quiet office descend into absolute chaos: Bomb threats & exploding grills Russian spies stealing nothing Unionized mice taking hostages Possessed laceless shoes Alien abductions, illegal Soviet flares, lawsuits over accidental hate symbols A CEO who sells the company overnight and flees in a fleet of private jets One man (Chad) tries desperately to hold onto his sanity with a single word: cease. Spoiler: it doesn't work. Based on a true story* of corporate hell. (*okay, slightly exaggerated... but only slightly) Buckle up. Don't reply-all.

Synopsis: Ray Daniels, a tall, dark, and introverted guy, wants nothing more than to live in peace. However, his quiet life takes a chaotic turn when he accidentally becomes the object of obsession for Lucy, a blonde, hyperactive girl with a dangerous addiction to sweets. Lucy, a full-blown yandere, believes Ray is her "sweet savior" and swears to keep him close, by force if necessary. If Lucy doesn't get her sugar fix three times a day, she threatens to "eliminate" Ray. As Ray is dragged into Lucy's candy-filled madness, he tries to escape her dangerous affection but keeps getting pulled into ridiculous situations, from candy wars and bizarre game shows to insane battles with other yandere girls obsessed with sweets. Along the way, he meets Candice, a literal candy girl and Lucy's rival, who also wants Ray for herself. As Ray is forced to navigate a world of increasingly absurd challenges, slapstick comedy, and over-the-top action, his desire for a quiet life becomes an impossible dream.

hanya cerita pendek yang tiba-tiba muncul di kepala saya.. monggo di baca... =)

A Collection Of Badly Written Poetry And Fiction Designed To Make You Tear Out Your Eyes And Curse My Name Until The End Of Time...

Kumpulan short story yang ber-part-part Gaje pastinya. Hanya bisa dipahami oleh orang-orang gaje HAHA Yanga mau baca silahkan, tiati.. baca cerita ini banyak efek sampingnya GUYS!

A Collection Of The Most Simple Kind...

The lives of two jobless friends take a turn when they attempt to end their lives. Update: This story will be continued after the "Run Away" is finished.