Absurde Stories

Selamat datang di ruang tunggu bagi mereka yang nomor antreannya tidak pernah dipanggil. Buku ini adalah sebuah kumpulan aksara malfungsi, puisi absurd, dan cerita-cerita pendek tentang manusia yang telanjur nyaman menjadi backburner. Tentang mereka yang selalu ada di barisan paling setia, namun tidak pernah menjadi tujuan utama. Mulai dari kisah sebuah telepon malam yang membongkar rahasia jaket penyelamat di kala hujan SMP, hingga sajak-sajak acak tentang waktu yang berjalan mundur dan logika yang patah. Semua ditulis untuk merayakan perasaan-perasaan yang telanjur terlambat untuk disatukan. Untuk kamu yang mencintai dalam diam, mengalah demi sahabat, atau sekadar terjebak menjaga komitmen yang salah... silakan masuk. Kita mengobrol lebih lama di sini. Sebab di dalam buku ini, kita semua berada di barisan yang sama: Antrian Tanpa Nomor.

From a demon being drooled on like a pillow, from a jogger warewolfing because of the music, and from a vampire volleyballing alone. Welcome to UnderMidnight A glimpse into monsters living their lives.

A man takes the title of The Wiggles' "Yummy Yummy" DVD too literally and sues for false advertising. Stupidity ensues. NOTE: This work contains instances of crude/coarse language for comedic effect - reader discretion advised.

a death machine with a cute name in various worlds of hurt goes on some real wacky and silly adventures!! THIS FANFIC WILL CONTINUE TO GET MORE CHAPTERS AS TIME PROGRESSES. (or at least try to)

MY EYES ARE BEING BLINDED WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO DARK MODE (More to be added soon.)

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

A funny story about how aliens kidnapped a specific category of people, and the rest of the people were left in confusion ^_^

I thought deleting my demon would cure my lifelong anxiety. Instead, it made everything worse. At Salena Saliva's Therapy Center in Strange Way Park, I became the first person in history to have my demon downloaded and separated from my mind. I expected peace. Silence. A normal life for once. Instead, I was forced into a bizarre therapeutic journey through 563 surreal neighborhoods, each one stranger, more dangerous, and more humiliating than the last. Millions watch on television as I stumble through twisted games, impossible challenges, and confrontations with everything I'd rather avoid. And my demon isn't gone. He walks beside me now-taunting me, advising me, and sabotaging me at every opportunity. The only person who seems able to help is Salena, the therapist leading me through this nightmare. But every time I get close to understanding her-or myself-she slips away. Then a catastrophic flood tears us apart. To find her, I must descend deeper into Strange Way Park than anyone ever has and face the part of myself I tried to delete. Because the only way out of Strange Way Park is through the one thing I fear most: Love.

The strange meeting of a girl that could, or could not, lead to saving the world.

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

Aceasta poveste este ficțiune și absurda facuta de doi pusti plictisiti in ora de germana :) Toate personajele, chiar daca sunt inspirate din persoane reale, apar intr-un univers alternativ exagerat. Orice asemanare cu realitatea este pur intamplatoare si are scopul exclusiv de divertisment.

In Planet Pop Star where odd creatures, humans and dragons exists, our protagonist, Kirby, starts an adventure to collect at least 6 very important objects to exchange to the legendary comet Nova that has the capacity to make a wish true, and its going to be..............DRAGONS STOP KILLING EVERYONE¡¡¡¡¡

Betrayed and murdered in his past life, a cynical former manager is resurrected into a world of magic with a single mission: never to be used again. Armed with unstoppable hypnosis powers, he vows to rule through absolute mesmeric control and serve only himself. There's just one problem... his "OP" abilities are totally bogus, and he's the only one who doesn't know it!

The Flightly Prince is a typical representative of the Lepidopteran dynasty. He lives solely for the moment, flying from one pleasure to the next without a single care for consequences, his subjects, or the fate of his planet. He didn't even care much about his own destiny-until he did everything in his power to get exactly what he wanted. Includes Alternative Endings (Good & Bad)

Stories from everywhere and nowhere about the familiar and the strange. Dive in or dip your toes at your leisure. (The Index is a Genre key for the stories.)

Felix is shunted through time, and learns the secret history of the world: aliens begrudgingly created humanity to clean up after an accident, there were at least 5 World Wars and one of them involved magic, Elvis built the pyramids, and other completely historically accurate events. Open your eyes and see through the swamp gas.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

Alonzo Gemade has everything. He's a wealthy jewelry tycoon living in a luxurious Manhattan penthouse. He owns priceless gems, employs a deeply concerned butler, and cries at approximately seventeen things before breakfast. Unfortunately, he is also the adoptive father of Roxy. Roxy is a Pomeranian-shaped force of nature whose hobbies include emotional warfare, international incidents, kidnapping people "respectfully," and making catastrophically bad decisions with unwavering confidence. Together with a deadpan butler, a flock of judgmental pigeons, an increasingly exhausted psychic, a dramatic actress who once bleached the moon, and a glamorous mafia boss who keeps trying to murder them between family obligations, the Gemade family leaves a trail of confusion across New York City and beyond. As friendships are tested, laws are violated, and reality itself becomes increasingly optional, one question remains: Can Alonzo survive parenthood? A wildly absurd comedy about family, chaos, emotional damage, and the importance of keeping all windows securely locked.

I reflect..sometimes its a mistake.Welcome to a place where ideas dont need permission, some are profound,other found at 2.am. I dont guarantee neither logic neither mental stability of the topics covered. Thank you for your understanding. But even here we will stay respectfull 😀✨

Une autrice débutante sur wattpad, se prend littéralement la tête avec word