Absurdity Stories

​Wattpad Book Description (The Teaser) ​Declassified Historical Satire. ​You thought the asteroid killed the dinosaurs? Think again. Now, prepare for the horrifying truth behind the Victorian era's greatest culinary mystery. ​In this recently unearthed private memoir from Charles Dickens (1843), we learn that the mince pie was not a simple dessert, but a weapon against moral decay. Join us as we explore the Maltreated White Powder, the spiritual necessity of kneading in Tiny Tim's Crutch, and the final, world-saving act of gluttony that prevents the collapse of the British Moral Universe. ​This is not history. This is a Keeley Truth. ​ ​ Author's Note & Disclaimer (Crucial for safety & clarity!) ​Genre Tagging: Historical Fiction | Humour | Parody | Satire ​This work is a satirical, non-factual historical parody intended solely for entertainment. All references to historical figures, recipes, or scientific claims are entirely fictionalized for humorous effect and are part of the 'Keeley Truths' literary hoax.

A devoted priest loses his faith while trapped in an outhouse. Filled with existential despair and acerbic wit these short stories or, 'lamentations,' grapple with themes ranging from contemporary politics, to God and religion, to the absurdity of everyday existence. From the opening moments exploring the unraveling mind of a character on a journey through the vacuity of consumer society, to the finale in which we await the arrival of an absent Messiah, these stories cut to the heart of the human condition. https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/20856796.Simon_Brass

This is what happens when you take a writer and give her lots of Ethics revision to do: as bizarre as I knew this was going to make me look, I decided to take the crazy philosophical adventures my mind had been concocting and put them onto paper...by which I mean screen. So, yes, this series of chapters is the result of me trying to make revision that much more interesting.

(CREDIT GOES TO GLITCH AND GOOSEWORX FOR THE COVER) This is a book about Lababy and crew. Basically, its like the show 'The Amazing Digital Circus,' but with my own characters. So yeah, I hope you enjoy, and I recommend reading my Fnaf text messages first to understand the characters.

"Idemitsu" is inspired by Catch-22. It is a word that is uttered by a soldier in a hospital ward. A number of absurd observations abount in this tale of total and utter absurdity.

They were a curious pair. With the look of two people who had gone their entire lives avoiding responsibility of any kind, and thus a look of mild poverty. This is a story, rarely told. It is of the lives of an unlikely pair. Both insane in their own way, in a world much the same. It is not the tale of heroes and villains, it is that of Wanderers, in a Painted World. Author's note: Hey guys, so this book, and me, is a work in progress, hence the occasion / options. Honestly writing is my dream and I want to know if I'm any good at it so please, comments, likes, ideas and constructive criticism would be fantastic- Thank you. - Also for those like me browsing here for dark romances, despite appearances you will find it here (wink wink).

A compliation of seemingly random thoughts. Evolutionary perspective of free thinkers.

A 101 Dalmatian Street fic (REQUESTED). Dawkins only wanted to do routine maintenance around the house, as is proper for an obedient dalmatian like him. But, in the habitat of the Dalmatian family, there's no such thing as a regular day. A bad case of the hiccups ails Dolly and causes quite the disturbance. It's now up to Dawkins to cure Dolly before the house comes crashing down. This was cross-posted from FF as are pretty much all my other stories.

Max and Chloe head to the junkyard for a relaxing hangout, only to stumble upon a bizarre WWII reenactment gone hilariously wrong. As they find themselves caught between passionate German and American reenactors, they witness an absurd "airstrike" involving remote-controlled P-51 Mustangs dropping water balloons on the German camp. What begins as a peaceful day quickly turns into one of the weirdest and funniest experiences they've ever had in Arcadia Bay.

👃When Uncle Frank's innocent game of "Got Your Nose" takes a terrifying turn, it triggers a darkly comedic spiral into chaos.👃

When ordinary civil servant Elias wakes one morning to find his life entwined in the bewildering workings of a faceless justice system, he embarks on a labyrinthine journey to prove his innocence in a case he neither understands nor recalls being part of. In a world governed by nonsensical rules, where every ally might be an adversary, Elias's pursuit of clarity becomes a harrowing descent into a surreal reality that mirrors the inner struggles of humanity itself.

Some marriages are built on love. Others on mutual respect. And then there's the union of Mr. Dumbo and Mrs. Dimbi-held together by sheer force of inconvenience. In this razor-sharp debut chapter, we enter a household where teaspoons vanish mysteriously, arguments loop like reruns, and contempt is brewed stronger than the morning coffee. As Mr. Dumbo wails for help over bland oatmeal and Mrs. Dimbi perfects her withering glare, readers are introduced to the daily absurdities of a marriage gone spectacularly stale. Welcome to a world where mediocrity is sacred, pettiness is performance art, and someone quietly plots escape. © BJorn Laesefil 2025. All rights reserved. This is original work-do not copy, distribute, or reproduce without permission. Report unauthorized use.

ABSTRACT This paper deals with the language used by one of the most famous modern writer EUGENE IONESCO (1909-1994), in his plays,The Chairs and The Bald Soprano. Ionesco is the writer whose sense of literature incorporated with the experiences he gained from his life and the observations that he made in society and people around him.The usage of language in his works we can say, to some extent, is quite similar to other modern writers who motivated their thoughts and writing skills to write in an absurd manner and portray the extreme level of absurdity of human and worlds in their works. But as every writer is having their own way of flourishing the works, like through plot, character, dialogues and scenes and so on. Ionesco too had his way of presenting the levels of absurdity in the society and his technique was 'Language'. He is often called as Man of Anti-Theatre, because of his presentation of language as an impossible means of communication. The paper will present these points briefly and will focus on the two above mentioned texts in detail.

This is a poem written in blank verse where a person faces conflict between emotions and reason due to parental negligence. Eventhough he is a man who likes to live alone but still inside him,he craves for affection and love.

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Welcome to ToonTech Unlimited™, where job scopes shift daily, HR is a chatbot named Pluto, and interns secretly train AI to survive the madness. Taffy just wanted a quiet internship. Instead, she got chaos, a possibly sentient coffee machine, and an AI that's rewriting her life - and her novel. Corporate life? More like Ctrl + Z your expectations.

Life is a beautiful thing, but it can also be harsh and unforgiving. It can break you down and leave you feeling empty and lost. The broken trinkets of life are the shattered pieces of our hopes and dreams that we thought were unbreakable. They are the pieces of our hearts that have been shattered by disappointment, loss, and pain. Nihilism is the belief that life has no meaning or purpose. It is the idea that everything is ultimately meaningless and that there is no ultimate truth or value in anything. Nihilism can be a dark and depressing philosophy, but it can also be liberating in its own way. It can free us from the constraints of society and allow us to create our own meaning and purpose in life. The broken trinkets of life and nihilism often go hand in hand. When we experience loss and pain, it can be difficult to find meaning and purpose in life. We may feel like everything we once believed in has been shattered and that there is no point in trying anymore. This is where nihilism can come in and offer us a new perspective. It can help us see that the meaning and purpose we once believed in were just illusions, and that we have the power to create our own meaning and purpose in life. In a way, the broken trinkets of life and nihilism can be seen as two sides of the same coin. They both represent the struggle to find meaning and purpose in a world that can be cruel and unforgiving. But they also represent the potential for growth and transformation. When we embrace our brokenness and accept the nihilistic nature of the world, we can begin to rebuild ourselves and create a new sense of purpose and meaning in life.