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Nothing destroys proper negotiations like a language barrier, even more so when you're relying on magical translation arrays. Add in the high stakes of a magically binding contract, the cursed Fenton Luck, and a self-sacrificing man who didn't have the good sense to wait before he fell on his own batarang? You had the combination for a wonderfully disastrous misunderstanding.
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His mentor's tone was filled with shocked awe as he stated, "You just proposed marriage to the most emotionally repressed member of the Justice League."
"What?! That's not what I said!"
"How," Clockwork asked, "did you even manage that?"
"I don't know!" Danny tossed his arms sharply into the air in exasperation as he explained, "I just asked for his name!"
"You asked for more than that."