Action-comedy Stories

In the year of 2004, and in the season of autumn. In the village of Spain, Ana, an average brunette young woman never believed that there would be horrors and nightmares that awaited within. The Plaga. Monsters. All of it. With her great strength from a virus that remains unknown to her, no memory of her past from Umbrella, a past that she couldn't seem to remember. She uses her superhuman strength to survive the terrors and fights her way through. She eventually meets Luis Serra, an ex umbrella employee, Leon Kennedy, the government agent, and Ashley Graham. She makes it her mission to help them, and aid Luis in his journey to cure them, while using her inhuman, powerful strength at the same time to help them through their exhausting battle journey.

The day I was promoted to the position of my dreams was also the day I died. The day I finally got promoted was the same day I died. Cause of death? Sneezing. Now I've been reincarnated in another world... as a cat. Not just any cat-a dangerously overpowered one who masters magic just by being near it. The problem? No one takes a cat seriously. And if I drop the barrier keeping my powers in check... this world might not survive.

Welcome to The Deep End. Officially, Forward Operating Base Delta Point is the Accord military's most vital, high-security foothold on the magical Gamma Brane coastline. Officially, Logistics Annex 4 is a secure food storage depot. Unofficially? It's a cross-dimensional tavern built out of stolen military prefabs, Castorlain shaped stone, and a human Quartermaster's absolute refusal to eat another reconstituted protein ration. Set in the universe of the Convergence, Tales from The Deep End is a collection of combat logs, accidental archival recordings, and late-night tavern confessions. Because when six alternate Earths crash together in a cosmic apocalypse, the hardest part isn't fighting the monsters-it's figuring out how to share a universe without killing your coworkers first. Pull up a chair, grab a pint of synthetic (or magical) ale, and listen to the unauthorized history of the Accord, including: How a smooth-talking Quartermaster and a ruthless, three-foot-tall desert merchant built a black-market empire out of a mud pit and a ledger. How an honorable 8-foot wolf-knight had his escort mission ruined by a massive, sixteen-foot, pink-highlighted snake suffering from severe Main Character Syndrome. The untold, highly-classified, and deeply embarrassing origins of the Accord's elite Strike Teams. The apocalypse is over. The paperwork has begun. Grab a drink.

Charlie, Robin, Lola, and Tammy just wanted a post-grad getaway filled with spa days and room service. They didn't plan on witnessing a clandestine deal, and they definitely didn't plan on falling for the three "deadly-handsome" mercenaries that were forced to protect them. Between Charlie's tendency to staple hitmen's trousers, Tammy's relentless quest to marry a man who wants to hide from her in the abyss, and Robin and Lola's "tactical defense" plan involving massage oil and Renaissance literature, the CIA's most elite shadow unit is about to learn a hard lesson: You can train for international espionage, but you can't train for the sheer, unadulterated, adorable chaos of four college girls with a caffeine addiction and a dream.

We all know the story of Astrea, daughter of Eric Sacks and her mother, Amanda, werewolf, and Alpha of the Night Wolf Pack. But this tells a tale of the life of Astrea and her mother. We begin with a tale of Amanda, Astrea's mother before her daughter came into this world. When Astrea reached her age and received her first phase as a wolf, she stumbled across four mutant turtles. She discovered that her imprint was the leader in blue and together, along with her pack and the turtles, they teamed up to protect New York from any threats that approached them. Will she be able to confess? Can she stop her so-called father from poisoning the city? Will she take down her grandfather, the Shredder?

In the early years of the CIA spying was an art yet to be mastered. When a great, handsome, American "spy" who also happens to have a deep underlying hate and distrust of Italians and an allergy to garlic, gets stationed in Italy... Thing go just about as badly as one would expect.

where a plus size girl gets into some action. Adya was a normal girl who lived a normal life with her father and her two best friends. One day that changed and there was nothing "normal" in her life. Her father got killed, people are trying to harm her. Few people came in her life, some old, some new, some she trusted, some she doubt, some who backstabbed her and some she wished they never met her. Now she don't know whom to trust and who will be the next to backstab her. She is way to find her father's murderer and hide from those who want to harm her.All she was doing was running away but till when? Can she run away from danger? Will she fight? she want to have her normal life back, will she? Warning! This story has violent content like fighting scenes which involve blood, few exchanges of violent words, includes death scenes, etc. Under edit. If there are any mistakes let me know. cover by- @loveroffiveboys

Two bored desk cops, Claude and Marco, rediscover a two-year-old unsolvable case and, driven by boredom and sheer determination, embark on a chaotic and comedic quest to solve it.

In a chaotic scenario where tension mixes with dark humor, you are thrown into the middle of a maddened crowd, under the mind control of Azkaros, a cunning and egocentric villain. While the unlikely hero, Blaze, faces Azkaros in a duel of minds and egos, you are left to deal with the approaching angry mob, like an uncontrollable horde of the undead. Inspired by zombie movies and memories of a bizarre event in Brazil, where a villain made an entire cemetery rise up to rob a casino, you race against time. Amidst the chaos, your eyes find a DJ equipment left on the stage, and a risky idea arises. Maybe, just maybe, a thunderous feedback can break Azkaros' spell, give Blaze time to win the battle and save the night.

"What's the point of Emotions? They just get in my way." "I don't care, I've always had myself and I don't need anyone." "Please don't leave me. I'm not ready for you to go." A Mob Bosses Daughter The life story of a very intelligent young girl named Atom Franzese. Atom grew up in an broken home and delt with abuse. As she grows more and more challenges pile on. Eventually the young girl becomes numb and stops caring about everything. Atom learns at age 14 that her entire life was a lie. She loses everyone who she thought was her family and freinds and was now in the hands of the mob and a strange man claiming to be her grandfather and the leader of a Mafia. On top of that the man claiming to be her father now wants her to move in with him, her uncles, cousins, and six brothers. See how she copes and overcomes/deals with the challenges. Cause it can be alot for just a teenage girl especially when she's suppose to be the next Mafia Queen. ⚠Trigger warnings⚠ Assault, harassment, violence, gang wars, abuse, blood, death, badly written action scenes, poorly written book, smut, etc. Discontinued (atleast for now) Do not repost! I own all characters and plot! (Not songs and references.) ©AtomicBombWriting2021

Tom is a special teenage boy; not your average teenager. A boy bestowed with great power from birth. He doesn't remember anything about his life or past. All he can he remember is growing up with is the voice in his head.

Description: Cara Williams has never taken anything seriously in her life other than her friends. Have Lost the motivation and desire for the carrier. 3 extra crazy creatures on earth aka 'Friends' are what keeps her sane. But what if the people who keep her sane are in danger. What do you think will happen when these 4 Mad creatures collide with some mafia bad shit.

Riley is a Demigod. At a young age his father, who was an fallen angel, and his mother, who was a human, were murdered. After the death of his parents he made a deal with the devil, Lucifer, which caused him to be cast down to hell. Riley now just turned 18 and found out he has tuberculosis. Follow Riley as he goes on adventures with new friends and makes new enemies while his tuberculosis is affecting his fights. Hazbin Hotel does not belong to me it belongs to Vivzipop

just read na lang po. newbie kasi ako.

(Connected with my other book Dangerous Love.) Bailee Shantell. People smile at that name, but also frown at that name. She's a very cheerful spirit with 4 brothers and 1 sister. She likes to live life to the fullest and doesn't fear anything. Shes also a really good skateboarder and fighter. What happens when her family dies in an accident and she can't do anything? Ash Sin. People cower to that name, but not only his, but also his runaway sister Bailee. If you're asking if Bailee is his runaway sister, well then you're correct. He never knew his sister but he knew Jacob and Dawn Shantell. Ash was hidden away from the rest of the family for protection, you see he was Bailee's secret twin. Sure they have a LOT of ups and downs, but they still love each other. What happens when Bailee moves too New York and sees her brother? Will the recognize each other? Will they make a connection? What happens when Bailee finds out he's a leader of a Gang? What if she gets kidnapped and falls for her captor? Tho does NOT tell the whole story of this book, just a warning. ⚠

He wasn't just a detective-he was a legend. He could track a criminal just because someone left a tap open. But when a strange case leads to a chain of bizarre events-from milk-induced jogging cramps to zombies, paint buckets, missiles, and a virus hidden in mud-this mystery becomes something no detective has ever faced before. When the original detective dies of a heart attack after hearing the ridiculous truth, his right-hand man RRR takes over... and wipes crime off the Earth. In a world where logic takes a backseat and chaos wears a detective hat, RRR rises.

In a world where fitness reigns supreme, Jane Thompson, a self-proclaimed fitness maniac, finds herself accidentally transported to the whimsical realm of Fitopia. Tasked with saving the land from the nefarious Couch Potato-a dark lord who has plunged its inhabitants into lethargy and unhealthy snacking-Jane channels her relentless energy to inspire the villagers to break free from their couch-bound lives. Armed with colorful dumbbells and an arsenal of workout routines, she leads an epic battle against laziness, all while navigating hilarious encounters with eccentric characters and facing absurd challenges. Join Jane on this uproarious isekai adventure where laughter meets fitness, proving that a little motivation can go a long way in transforming a land of sloths into a community of champions! Will Jane triumph over the Couch Potato, or will she find herself snacking on snacks instead? Get ready for a wild ride filled with humor, heart, and an outrageous quest for fitness!

The Master of Cocktails Lucky, a Sri Lankan dreamer and drifter, is kidnapped by the Americans as an al Qaeda suspect after the 9/11 attack. After realising their mistake, they have two options - to kill him, or free him. Curtis, who's in charge of this operation, sets him free with a new identity in the U.S., on the condition that he remains incognito and tell no one of his experience. While hiking in a national park, he chances upon Sandra, tied up and brutalised by her demented husband. He frees her and they escape. But their happiness ends abruptly when Sandra is killed by a rampaging gunman. Heartbroken, Lucky becomes a recluse. Sandra appears to him in a dream one night and tells him to go to Mexico, where something exciting will happen to him. Wandering in the Mexican desert, Lucky hears a cactus talking to him. Trapped within the cactus is Corazon, a young woman cursed by Don Ramon, a sorcerer. Lucky frees her, and they confront Don Ramon. He dies soon after, and Lucky leaves for Africa. He arrives in the war-torn Republic of Bongo. Rebel general Jean-Claude Matanga takes him prisoner, but appoints him his official cocktail maker Lucky decides to make a magic cocktail which can transform power hungry people into altruistic sorts. Corazon arrives to help him. The magic cocktails turns all warlords and mining company CEOs into good men. Bill, the bullish American ambassador, quits his job and starts making a movie. Marie-Claire Matanga, Jean-Claude's niece, arrives from France with her Aston-Martin car. Kidnapped by the notorious brigand Jonas, Lucky and Corazon transform him into a midget with a cocktail. Bill's movie flops, but he becomes a successful porn film maker, and plans to become the next American president.

A patriotic superhero ministry. A global empire of bland conformity. A moose who keeps "handling it." MONARCH defends Canada's heritage from OGRE and its overly modern nonsense-self-checkouts, rogue tech, and cultural homogenization. When beloved landmarks start disappearing and a neon-soaked nostalgia villain threatens to remake Expo '86 in miniature, a team of baffled heroes must stop the scheme before the Dominion becomes a collectible. Expect: fast banter, ridiculous civic lore, and heroic nonsense with surprising heart.