yaolowkey
Looking for something anti-cliche? Here it is. Not your typical romance fiction. Not a fanfic of "50 Shades of Grey". Low and behold: a cult that believes tomatoes are basically red grapes, a modern Cinderella's ball at 6:90 P.M., and the most unromantic "love" stories you'll ever read.
Written in first person because I am basically the main character.
Rating: PG-13, Satire/Parody