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"I'm sorry this must be a mistake, my friend accidentally signed me up for this, but I don't do porn." I told Rose covering Max's mouth when she tried to shout.
"Porn? What the hell are you talking about?"
"Well isn't that what this is, is this supposed to be about that toy the ros-" I was cut off quickly by Roses sharp intake of air
"Why I never?" She squeaked out. Oops I thought maybe she's a porn woman herself and thinks I'm offending her
"Oh ma'am I'm so sorry I didn't mean to offend you, I'm sure you're very good at what you do, it's just I'm not a sex worker, not that I have anything against you or your career in fact you know cudos to you, you know if you tell me a couple of your movies I could recommend them to friends, well I only have one friend but I'm sure she'll watch it" I looked to Max who had finally stopped struggling underneath me and saw that she had a horrified look on her face. Damn I really must of said something wrong, I should apologize again.
"Do I have to rent it somewhere or are you selling it to me now, which way do you get the most money, actually you know what if you just give me your Venmo I'll send you $40 just for the inconvenience, you know I am super sorry. I did not mean to offend you actually I'd like to tell you how proud I am of you and your hard work, not everyone can do what you do."
"No, what just shut up" Rose yelled, losing her patience.
"Oh well then, you are soo not getting those $40 any more" I mumbled underneath my breath
"The Rose is a world renowned dating show that you signed up for and I am calling to say that you are in and it starts in a month's time. Check your email and have a good day"