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It's not easy being a thief. You just don't get the same level of respect as fighters or clerics or those goody two shoes paladins. Heck, even wizards are held in higher regard. Stupid wizards with their stupid magic. Nobody trusts a thief for some reason. But really, what's a little petty larceny among friends? Thieves are supposed to steal stuff. It's part of the job description, for crying out loud. And you're definitely going to want a thief on your side when it comes to disarming a trap or needing to sneak up on some monsters or something without attracting their attention. The point is, thieves can be just as big of heroes as anybody else. On the other hand, they can also be gigantic jerkfaces. Fabian is a legendary hero and adventurer... in his own mind. People should have heard of his brave and noble exploits far and wide, except of course for the fact that they haven't. He is a pretty skilled thief though, even if he does have delusions of grandeur. Those dreams of being a hero are about to be put to the test in a major way as Fabian embarks on his biggest and most epic quest yet: finding some rich broad's missing cat. Dungeons will be explored. Fantastical creatures will be encountered. Monsters will be battled if they seem like they're weak enough to actually be defeated. And Fabian will attempt to lie, cheat, and steal from virtually everyone he meets. After all, that's what a thief does.

Stiles somehow get caught into a mess that derek gotten himself into and some way and somewhere along the way derek drug stiles into his mess. And like always Stiles has to figure it out and form a plan. Derek thought is just fine with keeping Stiles close by.

[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY] Okay, so Dr. Octavius is a kooky but lovable mad scientist. You'd really like him if you ever met him. But one day he disappears through a secret door into another world. His niece Sarah and his lab assistant Zeke set out to find him and end up in Quartzwater City, a bizarre land filled with talking animals, mythical creatures, bloodsucking plants, and the strongest alcoholic beverages ever concocted. They enlist the aid of local private eye Maximillian J. Toad, who might be incompetent at his job and also might possibly have a serious drinking problem. Oh yeah, some freaky dude with razor-sharp teeth who hates outsiders is after them as well. This outrageous fantasy comedy adventure features chills, thrills, and, of course, forbidden monkey love.

Stiles and derek are alone at Derek's loft doing research together. Late afternoon to night with bluesy music, beer, Chinese food, and an understanding of maybe a relationship together, started by one kiss between them.

Beatrice is a young mage and traveler who yearns for adventure and exploring the world. She loves to travel the land and go on many quests, along with her faithful and trusty animal companions. She may be a bit quirky and clumsy at times, but she is adventurous, determined, and tender-hearted. Then one day, Beatrice meets a misfitted mercenary group called Vox Machina at the tavern who also started a bar fight though. She meets them again when they were assigned to work together to take down a dragon. After the job is done, Beatrice was now officially a new addition to the team. Now, Beatrice and Vox Machina will go on many adventures, and travel many lands as they fight to protect the world of Exandria from various threats.

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Between the blazing Sun Court and the shadowed Moon Court lies only one rule: Never cross into the other's realm. Vespera-sharp-tongued, stubborn, and born of moonlit magic-has never been good at following rules. And Sol-the Sun Prince known for his golden wings and gentler heart-has never quite fit the part others expect him to play. But fate doesn't care about courts or centuries of war. When a chance encounter pulls their worlds together, one spark becomes a wildfire neither of them can extinguish. Drawn to each other against every law written in the stars, they must decide whether their fragile connection is worth the risk of igniting a conflict that could burn both realms to ash. Light and shadow. Sun and moon. Two hearts never meant to meet-yet destined to collide.

American Love: A Stifler Story This is a fan-fiction inspired by American Wedding. It started at a wedding that wasn't even his. Somewhere between stolen champagne, dying flowers, and a dance floor lit with second chances, Steve Stifler did the one thing no one expected him to do- he fell in love. With Cadence. Everyone thinks they know what happened at Jim and Michelle's wedding. What they don't know is that Stifler wasn't pretending-not that night. Not with her. Behind the loud mouth, the bad reputation, and the endless jokes was a guy doing something terrifying for the first time: caring for real. When the wedding ends and everyone goes back to their lives, this story begins. Set right after the events of American Wedding, American Love dives into what happens when that spark doesn't fade-when attraction turns into late-night talks, messy emotions, jealousy, laughter, and a connection that refuses to be written off as "just Stifler being Stifler." This isn't about fixing him. This isn't about changing her. It's about chemistry that hits hard, love that shows up where it shouldn't, and two people who found something honest in the most unexpected place. They danced. They kissed. They chose each other. And this time, the story doesn't cut away.

Hey! Everyone it's my first time to publish a story I hope all of you would love it and support me for more exciting story to bring for you all .

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What would you do if all you knew was ripped into shreds little by little.. In her second year of highschool Yachi went out to buy groceries for the apartment while her mom was out at work. She runs into a former friend Bokuto koutarou.. Little does she know a twist of a knife and fate are going to change their lives. Shimizu rushes to Yachi and Koutarous aid.. but who was truly behind their grief? " Keiji... Dont!" ...

Thorn Rosegold is a demon that is living in New York to have a normal life.but someone is looking for her to take her back to hell,but she doesn't want to.it is her job to avoid them as possible.and protect her human friends.

isinulat ko ito ng bored ako and buntis at bored tapos madaling araw na rin dahil hindi ako makatulog. FOR CONTEXT THIS IS A STORY. LET JUST SAY NA ISSINULAT KO ALANG TO DAHIL WALA AKONG MAGAWA AT GUSTO KUNG MAG ADVISE NG MGA YOUNG ADULT NA GAYA MO...

A troubled life chick named Yoo Jeongyeon has a lot of issues in her life, since when she's young she even dealt with her father's uncontrollable disorder called Bipolarity. Plus with the death of her mother when she was five. And now she only depends with her two sisters and her friend Son Chaeyoung. Chaeyoung has been with her life for 7 years, their childhood might have been affected Jeongyeon's problems...................

I am not a professional writer or a story teller neither good in english language, I just want to share my thoughts about life, carrier, girle talks, things which we girls always hide in our life story... Let's just talk about our life without judging anyone. because I strongly believe that everyone has their own perspective and right in their own way(only when it doesn't harm anyone physically or mentally), we just need to change our perspective... So let's see where it goes....😉💕✨

FRIENDS FOREVER The English version

The Universe contains over 200 billion galaxies, out of these we exist in the milky way galaxy, which has 5000 solar systems. But the real mind warp is who oversees all these 'districts,' it can't possibly be one God? Well, it actually is, but everyone needs staff to run a business, right? The C.E.O. is an unknown God-like entity that has placed several Lords in each district. These Lords are responsible for hiring and firing their staff into the agency to manage a Planet. This book will follow the Lord of the Earth District, Thelonious, and his good-for-nothing staff.

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Dogs trained to be assassins by a barn owl named Poppy. As told by their sarcastic keeper? Yeah, this one is based in real life. Don't ever try to boop their noses though.