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Book 1. Of Destiny Series They were childhood sweethearts once. Now, they're strangers tied by fate-and a past that refuses to stay buried. After 8 years away, Sameeksha returns to Rajasthan for her brother's wedding. What was meant to be a short, formal visit takes a shocking turn when her parents fix her marriage-with Rudransh, the boy who once held her heart, and then broke it beyond repair. Now sworn enemies, they're forced into a marriage neither expected-a bond built on shattered trust, silenced love, and unresolved betrayal. But the past doesn't stay quiete. As old wounds resurface and shadows from their past close in, they're pushed into a dangerous game of loyalty, obsession, and forbidden longing. Can two broken souls heal together, or will secrets tear them apart... forever? Love was never the problem. Admitting it was . So he chose war over surrender. But even in hate, he never stopped wanting her. . . . . . A bouquet of black roses. With a spine chilling note: "Time to tame you, mine little Phoenix." A mysterious letter left outside her room. . . . . . . . Wants to know more about them. Then join me in there journey of love, obsession and something more dark and mysterious. Starting date - November 2024 Weekly updates 💗🎀

Beatrice is a young mage and traveler who yearns for adventure and exploring the world. She loves to travel the land and go on many quests, along with her faithful and trusty animal companions. She may be a bit quirky and clumsy at times, but she is adventurous, determined, and tender-hearted. Then one day, Beatrice meets a misfitted mercenary group called Vox Machina at the tavern who also started a bar fight though. She meets them again when they were assigned to work together to take down a dragon. After the job is done, Beatrice was now officially a new addition to the team. Now, Beatrice and Vox Machina will go on many adventures, and travel many lands as they fight to protect the world of Exandria from various threats.

It's not easy being a thief. You just don't get the same level of respect as fighters or clerics or those goody two shoes paladins. Heck, even wizards are held in higher regard. Stupid wizards with their stupid magic. Nobody trusts a thief for some reason. But really, what's a little petty larceny among friends? Thieves are supposed to steal stuff. It's part of the job description, for crying out loud. And you're definitely going to want a thief on your side when it comes to disarming a trap or needing to sneak up on some monsters or something without attracting their attention. The point is, thieves can be just as big of heroes as anybody else. On the other hand, they can also be gigantic jerkfaces. Fabian is a legendary hero and adventurer... in his own mind. People should have heard of his brave and noble exploits far and wide, except of course for the fact that they haven't. He is a pretty skilled thief though, even if he does have delusions of grandeur. Those dreams of being a hero are about to be put to the test in a major way as Fabian embarks on his biggest and most epic quest yet: finding some rich broad's missing cat. Dungeons will be explored. Fantastical creatures will be encountered. Monsters will be battled if they seem like they're weak enough to actually be defeated. And Fabian will attempt to lie, cheat, and steal from virtually everyone he meets. After all, that's what a thief does.

a story where the world knows about the supernatural and there are werewolves and others. And now every adult over 21 must complete in the mating run. Where they have to take off running in the woods and then the unmarried or un mated werewolves run to find a potential mate or husband or wife. And derek hale , as the alpha king, has to run this year and stiles as a human has to run because he's now 25 is used his get out of the run card too many times. So stiles runs. But he doesn't know the alpha king is running too. He hopes he doesn't get picked, but he does and derek the alpha king find him and his wolf chose stiles. And to his surprise, Stiles is OK with that. He had a little crush on the broody alpha king for some time now. So he accepted the alpha king mark of the triskelion. Then pack is so happy but teasing them still. Because the two who didn't want to be married or mated chose each other on the run.

**2016 WATTYS WINNER FOR VISUAL STORYTELLING** Letting her appearance fall to the wayside and desperate to find a reason for her life, Marilyn sits half naked in an Urgent Care examination room with a mysterious skin itch. If she can survive the humiliation of being treated by a sexy male nurse while unraveling the hidden drama woven throughout the hospital staff, Marilyn might leave the hospital cured far below the surface of her skin. NURSE McSEXY is a hilariously enhanced true story (with a healthy dose of fiction) about my mortifying experience involving an allergic reaction, Urgent Care and a sexy male nurse. It was an evening in which one of my greatest fears was encountered--only to reveal my better self on the other side of humiliation. This humorous tale is definitely worth calling in sick for! TO CLARIFY: Despite the title, this is not a tale about a hot and sweaty romance. I mean--I wish it was since it's based on a true story. Unfortunately (depending on how you look at it), my life is a lot more on the belly laughing side of the spectrum than the steaming up mirrors side. Just saying.

Stilinski and derek hale. Lydia is throwing this big gala ball to raise money for the preserve and its wildlife conservation. But the problem is to come you have to be dressed up to the nine. The elites will be there. So, of course, she didn't believe Stiles could pull it off as a guy or a girl, so he proved her wrong. He gets derek to be his date for the gala and promises he won't embarrass him. So, Stiles got his drag queen friends to help turn him the belle of the ball. The theme is " MOONLIT SAPPHIRE GALA," so he found a very expensive ball gown, and the drag queen did his makeup and dressed hi. As the most beautiful woman one has ever seen. In the end, Stiles voted the SAPPHIRE Belle of the gala, and everyone thought he was even more beautiful than Lydia. And the moment he walked in and the room became silent, he walked slowly to derek and said, " Sorry im late." And derek was taken back and was in his black tuxedo, and he was definitely the king to stiles queen ship. Their dance as newly crown king and queen was very romantic and beautiful. The fairy light, the running flowers, and the look like falling rain of diamonds as they danced. That night, they both fell in love.

Isha has stop looking behind and forced to move forward but what will happen when her past will not let her move on come again for hunting her.

Do you know what a kitchen witch is? A pudgy witch who bakes slug cakes? Sounds expensive. At least she isn't into crystals. I think. After all, what the fuck is a kitchen witch anyway?

I don't own Rick and Morty the credit belongs to the rightful owner and creator.

In the world of 2028, the supernatural has sweeped through the states of California. Vampires, Werewolfs, witches, ghouls & many more creatures roam the streets. Humans aren't certain as of who is which but they know they're there. Join the journey with Alice and her life. Who will she meet? What will happen? - Copyrighted © 📚 Thebookcoven 📚 Billie-Lea Reid

Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without. Warning: LANGUAGE! This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner Circle of Female Death Eaters: 💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚 @southernmuggle The Dark Lord of Smut @TheOneTrueQueen 2nd in command, the director of smuttiness @J_writes_ the snack supplier @Call_Me_Malfoy the insane one @MsDerpFace the wallflower @InsufferableKnowItAl the man-eater @Aaru37 the joker @Queens_A_Sociopath the torturer @SnapesBonkBasket8689 Snape's hoe @Midnightfelloww the one with feelings @Slytherin_Potterhead the imaginative one @Snapelover_E the spastic laugher @PrincessSlytherin_xo the one that's always eating

A young 19 year old teen loses her soulmate of life for another person she loves that isn't her soulmate. Yet, they have a daughter.

My dumb oc story yay A cat who owns a rebellion in space and raises a boy to become the next leader wow. Amazing. Also other characters like beef man Brandon and dumb jock Ryan and literally 2 dozen more who knows at this point because there's just too many fucking characters. Haha also the gay. Almost everyone is a gay. My writing sucks so if you hate shitty writing don't read this and embarrass me I swear to god I already feel like I'm gonna write shit and then people calling me out for it pls I go boom.

in this story vll show u how Shin and sarn they 2 young guys speak about there experience in form of Hindi shayari ..!! which I think will be funny please follow me n share my things .

"The night my life changed... the night, I found him. A vampire at my doorstep."

A troubled life chick named Yoo Jeongyeon has a lot of issues in her life, since when she's young she even dealt with her father's uncontrollable disorder called Bipolarity. Plus with the death of her mother when she was five. And now she only depends with her two sisters and her friend Son Chaeyoung. Chaeyoung has been with her life for 7 years, their childhood might have been affected Jeongyeon's problems...................

Eryos has lived more lives than your grandma's houseplants - warrior cat, pirate mascot, alley king, and one tragic run as a hairless sphynx named Mr. Bubbles. Now he's back again, in a new fur coat, with one goal: don't lose the family jewels. He's escaped before, died gloriously (and stupidly) every time, and he refuses to let humans ruin this round with "the snip." This is the story of a cat who's seen everything - love, betrayal, tuna - and still chooses chaos. Between dodging vacuum cleaners, fighting raccoons for territory, and philosophizing about reincarnation while licking his butt, Eryos tells it all in his own "ancient but slightly deranged" voice. He's wise. He's feral. He's kinda hot (if you're into cats?). And his story only gets weirder from here. Welcome to Reincatnated. Nine lives. Infinite nonsense. All claws.

Hey! Everyone it's my first time to publish a story I hope all of you would love it and support me for more exciting story to bring for you all .