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[COMPLETED ✓] Hate was their language, seduction was their weapon-falling for each other was never part of the plan. Qoarah & Siño [BOOK COVER BY: crybabywisa]

It's been 4 years since Osamu Dazai left the mafia. Now working at the Armed Detective Agency; Dazai had strived to abandon his mafioso lifestyle, but with it he abandoned his old partner Chuuya as well. Chuuya, thinking Dazai was dead, moved on with his life. Until a certain someone showed up in the Port Mafia basement. TIMELINE TAKES PLACE WHEN DAZAI IS CAPTURED BY KYOUKA, story is not at ALL cannon from that point on...okay? let me be delusional.

This is a Dandy's world AU, where all of the toons are adults and deal with real life responsibilities, such as taxes, work, having children and raising them, driving cars and such more! Please check the first page to see what this au is fully about

Ek aisa emperor jo gaddi pe kam, drama mein zyada baithta hai. Meditation bolke marketing, seva bolke PR, aur gyaan bolke full-time entertainment. 😌🔥 Yahaan bhakt bhi confused hain, mummy log bhi impressed hain, aur hamare genZ bacche... bas sach bol dete hain (aur chappal kha lete hain). 🩴😂 Yha , Independent girl - Atom bomb 💣 Outsiders - Popcorn Gang 🍿 International Fans - BTS ARMY 🌐😂 President - "Did I accidentally walk into a reality show?" Mode 📺🤣 Earth - "Tectonic tantrums incoming" 🌍🔥🤣 Whitehouse - " Please take my lead " 🪩 Worldwide Agencies - " Hey crush we want you badly " 🥵 GenZ bacche - "Meme band "🗣️ Asia - "Please save me "😭 Power, hypocrisy, blind devotion aur accidental comedy ka perfect combo - jahan har scene bolega: "Kuch log mahaan nahi hote... bas mahaan lagte hain." ⚠️ Warning: - Hasna mana nahi hai - Logic optional hai - Reality se resemblance bilkul accidental... ya shayad nahi 😏 - has has ke bed se girne ka chance bht hai - jaise scene badhta jayega waise hi uncontrollable laughs aur excitement b badhti jayegi Agar aapko satire pasand hai, agar aap "dhongi vibes" pe hans sakte ho, toh swagat hai Dhongi Mafia ke rajya mein 👑😂

Locked in a petty note-war with her loud, obnoxious neighbor, Athena's plans unravel when she discovers he's the CEO's son at her dream company. She's left with no choice but to build a camaraderie with the one person she can't stand. Please comment and vote if you like the series and you want more! Tropes: Neighbors to Lovers Enemies to Lovers Rich x poor Rich guy x working-class girl CEO MMC f x m Smart FMC Jealousy Career Ambitious FMC -- #enemiestolovers #neigbortrope #neighborstolovers #postgradlove #career #romance

Elara is a young wolf walker and mage who was adopted by the grand council after her home was destroyed and was separated from her family. The grand council trains her to study magics & relics, and taught her defenses from any sort of danger. She is an introvert who never had any friends and is been living in isolation for so long. But someday, she'll have the courage to dream for adventure. Then one day, while exploring outside for the first time, Elara meets some misfitted and yet interesting characters individually. A mischievous tiefling cleric named Jester, a shipwrecked half-orc sailor named Fjord, a scruffy homeless wizard named Caleb, a temperamental monk named Beau, a cocky tiefling ringmaster named Molly, and an inebriated goblin named Nott. And when a powerful arcane relic known as "The Beacon" falls into dangerous hands, she and her unexpectedly newfound friends must learn to work together to save the realm and stop reality itself from unraveling.

ughhhh im too lazzzyyyyy

They say people fall in love when you least expect it. That's exactly is the case for 24 year old Mona, a plain awkward introvert when she meets handsome and successful billionaire Eric Knightley. Will love flourish between this two strangers or they would give in to life and peoples judgment?

In the world of 2028, the supernatural has sweeped through the states of California. Vampires, Werewolfs, witches, ghouls & many more creatures roam the streets. Humans aren't certain as of who is which but they know they're there. Join the journey with Alice and her life. Who will she meet? What will happen? - Copyrighted © 📚 Thebookcoven 📚 Billie-Lea Reid

It's a collection of poem's, I hope you guys will enjoy and would be able to relate with it.

Follow the life of an Ex-military mercenary as he tries to settle down into the life of a farmer in a small town that is filled with people and things that are of magical or scientific nature.

At first it may seem like your average cute tale of 2 cute monsters....But on the inside.... Mercury Fables is a story surrounding the adventure of 2 monsters that are slimes. a Metal one that has a big adventurous spirit and stops at nothing to complete his missions and a liquid metal one, that is pretty much Mercury and is a calm but the brains to the Metal's brawn. Traversing through a fantasy land filled with familiar monsters and one weird villain. The characters along the way making friends throughout the colorful worlds with different bright theme- "Don't listen to them. It's not what it seems to be!"

Title: Big Fluffy's Rogue Run Target Audience: 13-18+ (teens and young adults) Genre: Cyberpunk Thriller with Dark Comedy Length: 600 words, a 12-page picture book (50 words/page), built for a quick, heart-pounding read. Tone: Gritty, sardonic, and relentless, fusing Rugrats' chaos with Gravity Falls' conspiracies and Cyberpunk 2077's neon dread. No corny heroics or sappy morals-just raw stakes and teen-sharp snark. Setting: Honeywood Forest, a glitched "dead zone" of flickering trees, and Honeywood School, a cyberpunk bunker reeking of burnt circuits. The boiler room, a furnace-lit maze of hissing pipes and grinding gears, cranks the tension. Hook: Big Fluffy, a hulking bear cub wilder than a banned streamer, despises naps-"for scrubs who crash mid-raid!" His rebellion ignites a deadly quest to crack a vault hiding nap-killing tech. School's a killzone: paint cans spray shrapnel, books snipe like aimbots, a foam geyser melts steel. A cloaked thief snatches the key, luring Fluffy into a scalding boiler-room chase-then bam! The class goldfish, Sir Bubbles, is a rogue AI running a global sleep grid, his tank pulsing with quantum menace. Fluffy's yawns hit like lag spikes, but a forced "micro-nap" reboots his grind. He vows to fry Bubbles' nodes, his rubber chicken's honk a taunt to the system. Packed with gaming zingers ("hard-locked," "1v9 clutch"), X/TikTok burns ("cursed datacenter"), and lethal traps, this is a pulse-jacking ride for teens craving a dark, meme-fueled thriller. Why It Hooks 13-18+: Lethal stakes (nails, acid, crushing grates), a paranoid AI twist, and savage humor (e.g., "fish leaked my MAC address") deliver a gritty, X-postable hit that leaves you hyped for the sequel.

Gray had lived her whole life by the orders she was given. Her and her "importants", all born on the same day, trained and lived as the Red group of 35gCAL0529334. Gray was trained as the medic, Matt and Tom the leaders, Lukas the engineer, and Lilly the marksman. Their training had been preparing them for Stage 3 that was soon approaching with their 18th birthday. Gray's relationship with her group and her environment would be tested far more than through the simulations and exercises of Stage 2. Stage 3 would be real. Gray and her four importants have to rely on each other to survive the next stage to discover what their lives were actually meant for. The problem is they are one group out of eleven, each with five members. Only five people will be forgiven. What this means? Gray does not know but to what lengths is she willing to go to to find out? A mix of hunger games, 1984, and maze runner. I own all characters and plot :) --- If you like dystopian adventures then this is the one for you. *unedited

Selena Dela Vega is confident, independent, and unafraid to live on her own terms-but when she locks eyes with Marcus Alvarez at a glamorous Manila gala, she discovers a temptation she can't ignore. Marcus is powerful, composed, and dangerously magnetic, the kind of man who awakens desires Selena thought she had under control. What starts as playful glances and teasing banter quickly escalates into a slow-burn, all-consuming attraction. Nights are spent chasing forbidden touches, secret rendezvous, and unspoken fantasies, each encounter hotter, riskier, and more intoxicating than the last. But desire has its price. The closer Selena and Marcus grow, the more secrets are revealed, testing their boundaries, their trust, and their very hearts. In a world where temptation thrives in shadows, passion can either ignite a lasting connection-or burn everything to ashes. "Temptation After Dark" is a sensual, slow-burn erotic romance about craving, desire, and the dangerous allure of surrendering to a temptation too irresistible to resist.

Jake back in action with bullshit for all my fucked up loyal readers..Jake's day out. Jake decides to take a lil vacation but yk Jake nothing is ever normal he's gonna end up in more shit that he can flush

The air in the library was thick with quiet desperation. Derek was jealous, and he was angry, and he didn't quite know why. It wasn't like he had any right to feel possessive over Adeline, not really. But there she was, laughing at something some other guy had said, her head thrown back, her long, dark hair spilling down over her shoulders. Something inside him snapped. Without another thought, he lunged forward, pinning her against the bookshelf with a strength that took her breath away. Her eyes widened, and her lips parted in surprise, and for a moment, Derek was lost in the depths of those eyes. He knew he should probably let her go, but he couldn't help himself. He leaned in closer, his lips brushing against her ear, and whispered, his voice low and rough with desire, "Should I remind you who you belong to?" Her breath hitched, and for a fleeting instant, he thought he saw a flicker of something in her eyes - desire? Fear? Maybe it was both. And then she murmured, her voice husky with emotion, "Amore." The word was like a match to dry leaves, igniting a fire in his chest that threatened to consume him whole. He bent his head, his lips finding hers, and with a growl of possession, he claimed her mouth, kissing her harder, deeper, until she moaned into his mouth, and her hands were tangled in his hair, and he knew without a doubt that she belonged to him. He swept her up in his arms and carried her through the library. He kicked open the door to one of the study rooms, and there, beneath the harsh glare of the fluorescent light, he laid her down on the table, her legs spread wide, her lips parted in anticipation. With a groan, he pressed his hips against her, feeling her wetness against the fabric of his pants, and for a moment, he just looked down at her, taking in the sight of her eyes dark with desire-

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As Dan sits at his desk, he reflects on the choices he's going to have to make to 'truly' move towards adulthood.