Adulthumor Stories

Book 1. Of Destiny Series They were childhood sweethearts once. Now, they're strangers tied by fate-and a past that refuses to stay buried. After 8 years away, Sameeksha returns to Rajasthan for her brother's wedding. What was meant to be a short, formal visit takes a shocking turn when her parents fix her marriage-with Rudransh, the boy who once held her heart, and then broke it beyond repair. Now sworn enemies, they're forced into a marriage neither expected-a bond built on shattered trust, silenced love, and unresolved betrayal. But the past doesn't stay quiete. As old wounds resurface and shadows from their past close in, they're pushed into a dangerous game of loyalty, obsession, and forbidden longing. Can two broken souls heal together, or will secrets tear them apart... forever? Love was never the problem. Admitting it was . So he chose war over surrender. But even in hate, he never stopped wanting her. . . . . . A bouquet of black roses. With a spine chilling note: "Time to tame you, mine little Phoenix." A mysterious letter left outside her room. . . . . . . . Wants to know more about them. Then join me in there journey of love, obsession and something more dark and mysterious. Starting date - November 2024 Weekly updates 💗🎀

When an orange god of flatulence and deceit, strikes up a bro-mance with the High King of the Miserly Merchants, a Pantheon of Gay Gods find themselves fighting an impossible war, to save all they hold dear... Act 1: Chp 1 - Chp 5 Act 2 Part 1: Chp 6 - Chp 13 Act 2 Part 2: Chp 14 - Chp 21 Act 3: Chp 22 - Chp 28 Word Count: 42K words

English teacher Katrina's patience is put to the test when sexy detective Dillon saunters into her classroom forty-five minutes late for parent-teacher conferences. Their first meeting is anything but amicable-but they're soon together again in an entirely different and more unpleasant situation. When Dillon responds to a home invasion and assault, the last person he expects to see is his son's fiery-tempered-and damn attractive teacher, who has been haunting his thoughts since he aggravated her only days before. It soon becomes clear that Katrina's attacker's intentions are far more sinister than anyone initially realized and Dillon and Katrina's time together becomes a necessity. But as the investigation heats up and their attraction mounts, Dillon is faced with a choice. Ignore the rules about getting involved with a witness-or risk it all for love.

Rin decides to mock Len with another one of her ridiculous stories. (Contains non-explicit adult content.) *FORGIVE THE CRINGE*

Yet another Mission for Detective Park, He finds himself Isolated. That is until He found an Assistant to help him with his business, Detective Vivica. They pretty much have an Adult Humor Relationship, And with the help of many other resources they can solve almost any case.

Elara is a young wolf walker and mage who was adopted by the grand council after her home was destroyed and was separated from her family. The grand council trains her to study magics & relics, and taught her defenses from any sort of danger. She is an introvert who never had any friends and is been living in isolation for so long. But someday, she'll have the courage to dream for adventure. Then one day, while exploring outside for the first time, Elara meets some misfitted and yet interesting characters individually. A mischievous tiefling cleric named Jester, a shipwrecked half-orc sailor named Fjord, a scruffy homeless wizard named Caleb, a temperamental monk named Beau, a cocky tiefling ringmaster named Molly, and an inebriated goblin named Nott. And when a powerful arcane relic known as "The Beacon" falls into dangerous hands, she and her unexpectedly newfound friends must learn to work together to save the realm and stop reality itself from unraveling.

Pretty please comment and vote! I want to get this book published. Waliyah Harrington, a cute and adorable 4 year old has 17 year old cowboy Benjamin McCann wrapped around her little finger. When she grows up, she leaves for a trip around the world and has a bucket list in her pocket of what cities she wants to visit. Benjamin follows her on the boat by her brother's request and to watch over her too, he never imagined falling for the sweet bubbly red head and neither did she. Written: September 14, 2015 Reposted: September 12, 2018 Edited: May 3, 2025 All works are copyrighted under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. This includes all chapters, prologues/epilogues and associated content. Any unauthorized copying, broadcasting, manipulation, distribution or selling of this work constitutes as an infringement of copyright. Any infringement of this copyright is punishable by law.

Bakugo x child. Dynamite. One of the top hero's and a example of unspeakable power being used to benefit the People With a temper as explosive if his quirk. After a bad run in with some children his publicity has dropped risking both his career and his reputation. After talking to his agent the best way to gain back that trust is to target the people you harmed. When an orphan child is seen being his biggest fan why not support them. What can possibly go wrong.

A Horror Novel by SeizureTime

𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 || "but 'just FRIENDS' don't look at each other like that." ~~ a story in which when Katrina and her friends return from London only to realize that it was just beginning or a story in which when Katrina's epic love turns out to be so much more complicated. {first book - 'heart beat'} {a friends fanfiction} {slow updates!!}

Have you ever thought your life was a bit of a joke? Have you ever woke up the next morning and just thought, 'What the fuck am i playing at?' Surely it's got to get better soon right? I'm twenty something for fuck sake.

-disclaimer-I don't own the show or it's characters or the cover. this story takes place after Season 1 and sense Season 2 isn't out yet ( by the time this story was made ) this story has it's own timeline so yeah -warnings- it's Inside Job, you know the drill adult humor and stuff as well as swearing -intro- Rand has hired a new member of Reagan's team that was a person Reagan used to know in her childhood that he erased as a way to reconnect with Reagan plus to keep her from causing maximum chaos which Rand would've let her but the Shadow board had requested that she would be kept under control. read the story to find out more.

📝 Between Deadlines and Dreams, from Sunday to Someday... This poetry collection moves through the motions of a modern week-emails and errands, meeting rooms and bedrooms, inner doubts and outward gestures. What begins as a Sunday night unease unravels into small awakenings, office hauntings, feeling hunted, sensual city encounters, and existential wanderings. With sharp wit and quiet depth, these poems document the overlooked moments where truth often hides: in between meetings, before breakfast, after a glance, and just before bed. **a new poem will be added to this collection each week! Add this to your reading list to see how in continues 😉 Your votes and constructive feedback are greatly appreciated 🙏 ...Rankings... #1 in #contemporarypoetry - August 27, 2025 #2 in #quietrebellion - August 20, 2025 #2 in #everydaylife - July 22, 2025 #7 in #thought-provoking - July 8, 2025 #6 in #adulthumor - July 8, 2025 #2 in #modernlife - July 8, 2025 #2 in #prosepoetry - July 8, 2025 #1 in #worklife - July 8, 2025 #1 in #modernwoman - June 29, 2025

Living a lie is hard, and being wired to believe that lie is even harder. Jesse James is like any other normal teenager, well a least that's what she thought. Everything YOU'VE been told is a lie. From supernatural beings to the truth about legends and their legendary roles, from Einstein to Ghandi. After the passing of her father, she and her mom couldn't bare to remain In the memory-filled house, so they decided to start afresh. •Her mom; a new house •Jesse...well lets just say decisions, choices and sacrifices had to be made to find out what really happened to her father, what she is and facing inevitable deception from the person she loved the most.

Claire would say she's an ordinary person. Doesn't get into much trouble, cruises through life. Suddenly, she has acquired the ability to help ghosts pass to the other side. Each story is different from the last, Claire learning how to master the ability as she goes. Chapter 1- Miriam

Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without. Warning: LANGUAGE! This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner Circle of Female Death Eaters: 💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚 @southernmuggle The Dark Lord of Smut @TheOneTrueQueen 2nd in command, the director of smuttiness @J_writes_ the snack supplier @Call_Me_Malfoy the insane one @MsDerpFace the wallflower @InsufferableKnowItAl the man-eater @Aaru37 the joker @Queens_A_Sociopath the torturer @SnapesBonkBasket8689 Snape's hoe @Midnightfelloww the one with feelings @Slytherin_Potterhead the imaginative one @Snapelover_E the spastic laugher @PrincessSlytherin_xo the one that's always eating

in this story vll show u how Shin and sarn they 2 young guys speak about there experience in form of Hindi shayari ..!! which I think will be funny please follow me n share my things .

Would you leave someone you love for the dreams you wanted to have since you are a kid? would true love really conquers everything? In a story where Katana Celestine an orphan needs to choose between love and career, will she make it to have both or she'll choose for the first time for herself.

Today felt like a fairytale. But will it be a happy ever after? I wonder. He looked at me at that moment and met my gaze. There was something in his expression that sent electric currents through my body. I can't exactly describe what it was but the pull was so intense I had to break our eye contact so I can breathe. He reached out and tilted my chin towards him. As he slowly moved closer to me, I was held frozen by the intensity of his gaze. Then I felt his lips press against mine and the rest of the world faded into the background. ---------------- Matt and Mandy were polar opposites, literally and figuratively. She lives by the rules, he likes to break them. She likes planning ahead, he likes to take each day as it comes. In another country, at a different place and time in their lives, their worlds collided. But when they return home and back to their normal routines, thousands of miles apart, can they trust a relationship that was built in just one day? ******************* Started July 13, 2018 Rank as of Aug 3, 2018: #16 in Adult Fiction #145 in Chicklit Thank you guys! My first wattpad story! Thanks to all the fabulous Wattpad writers here, I got inspired from your creativity :) ***Inspired from true events*** Book is told from Amanda's POV. PS: Please vote if you like the story - thanks much!