Adultjokes Stories

Hello everyone I'm back and I'm making a new joke book for all please follow me if you like. I will post two jokes every day so you don't get bored. And on Saturday and Sunday I will post 4 jokes just for all of you. please comment if you don't a joke was funny or you don't get it or just to say it was funny. Hope you enjoy AND PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE JOKES OFFENSIVE!!!

Solar has been kind to his siblings but sometimes danger can be anyone even his own kin, join Solar on his adventure through his life

The Neko-maid-trap roaming the VR world will meet a little Kitten without a name and decide to help him. They went onto semi epic side quest/ journey and meet some of Fizzi's friends to help them in their journey is some way. But soon they find that the Kitten is not the only one who missing something. Optimal Age Restriction: 100+ Disclaimer: 'This is comedian FanFiction. Be aware of possibility to get caught in laughter, because the story can contain puns, god jokes, adult jokes, heavy jokes, inappropriate jokes, or other kinds of jokes, randomness and references. Suitable age restriction: Century and more. Bite into it, or beat it. All references or (whatever else) are there for only comedic purpose of the story. (Just for funny comedy, no politic or something else.) There is high possibility for miss translation of the meaning of the gag. So have mercy, passion and sense for humor. Enjoy!' [18 Feb 2023 In progress of editing - Repairing]

in this story vll show u how Shin and sarn they 2 young guys speak about there experience in form of Hindi shayari ..!! which I think will be funny please follow me n share my things .

This is just a story I'll be writing for fun Some spoilers may be included...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Also maybe some fluffs here and there- M A Y B E

See the rant of the squad and flip the tables if you can relate to our everyday shit like, we all got stupid life aye? Cover:@Konanichi

This book is just for fun, trolling on reel characters, if you don't like please don't enter and bash.

Lucy left him, he was lost without him. When she comes back she doesn't remember him

Todomomo~~~~ Shoto Todoroki, The usual stoic to himself, smart boy in school. He does have a few friends; Midoriya, Kirishima, Bakugou, and Mina. Otherwise he's completely aloof. No one really knows his personal life, with his controlling abusive father. He likes to keep his private life and school life separate, like most people. But sometimes all the acting takes a toll, and stresses you out so you need a good break. Yaoyorozu is just the one to give it to him. Momo Yaoyorozu is really nice and helpful. She's also friends with Mina, but not Todoroki. She's smart and at the top of the class along side him although they don't interact much. She broke up with her boyfriend Awase 8 months back. He used her for sex. One day, something unexpected happens. Shoot Todoroki, who's never really even talks to her, asked her for a favor. But little does she know this one favor may decide their fates. How will Yaoyorozu do as Todoroki's remedy from his Hectic Life? Will she fall in love? Will he? Or will this just be a Fuck Buddy thing.

8 teens with different lives find that they have more in common than they thought.

Ever wonder what would happen if you where to stay in an RV on a remote island looking for treasure with some of your friends? Some of which include 2 girls that hate each other, a pervy hippie, an ex-ballerina that looks like he is going to mug your ass, a crazy drunkard father and of course me a caramel obsessed pushy asshole that came up with this idea!

A ban on teachers only left schools to create a quick solution and that is to make students teach themselves to give themselves "grades"... But whenever they try to teach eatchother, they usually end up... teaching the wrong things..

Book One in the Project Quadriligy ~~~~~ Lucy Heartfilia is considered a hot badass girl. She shows no emotions and cares little for the people at school. She had the chance to graduate a long time ago since she got all her credits in the 9th grade. She doesn't need to attend high school anymore. Some wonder why she stays. She's in her senior year in high school and has a group of friends that have been with her since 4th grade. They always have her back and she has theirs. They know her inside and out. Her actions, how she'll react to certain things, and what she likes and dislikes. That goes along with people since she has a huge crush on Natsu Dragneel the resident bad boy of the school. Her number one mission is to attract his attention and become his boyfriend.

A little girl learns a lot upon being taken in by a psychopath and his brother. Raising the baby up to be like them might prove to be more fun than they believed. Jeremiah and Joby Vega also might have a little trouble keeping the little hell monster under control... ~~~~~~~~~~~~THIS STORY HAS TIME SKIPPING, DATES ARE LISTED IN TITLES OF CHAPTERS! SOME MAY BE JOURNAL ENTRIES AS WELL!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ((Trigger warnings: Blood/Gore/Vulgar jokes/Dark humor/Murder/If more arise, they are to be listed in story...))

Batman is still heartbroken that Barbara rejected him, so he asked Joker to help him to find a date, but what he didn't realise that Batman already got the perfect partner in sight. Set place after The Lego Batman Movie. And it's nothing but comedy. LOTS of adult jokes and swearing, no smut though. I just want to keep this as a short fanfic since I'm kinda scared to update to 'ruin' my other fanfic, when I update them. Even though I'm literally shitposting by making a fanfic. I think I NEVER finish a fanfic even though I already knew the ending. Inspired by Supermansion

Quick synopsis: Lucy is the younger sister of laxus. She died the tips of her hair blue as a rebellion when Layla and Ivan split and took Lucy away. Lucy always looked up to Laxus, he was her idol. She also has lightning magic. Natsu is a dragon slayer, the son of Igneel and Grandine, two reincarnated dragons. His younger sister Wendy is also a dragon slayer. He can be very overprotective of her sometimes. Lucy has a crush on Natsu when she first gets there, and Natsu really didn't pay attention to her.

Modern au. No one dies and it's a school au. Megumi suddenly got notes from a random admirer. He thought it was a prank until the person behind the notes was a guy. Read to find out.