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Sir Tithe and the Golden Bra
A Tale of Uplifting Heroism in Cleavendale
In the whimsical kingdom of Cleavendale, Queen Euphemia has everything-except a bra that fits. When even the royal corsetry fails to comfort her majesty's majestic bustline, only one man dares to take on the impossible task: Sir Tithe of the Tight Fit.
Armed with enchanted shears, blessed thread, and unshakable resolve, the retired knight-turned-tailor must journey into the perilous Bustwood Forest, home to Bra Bats, Corset Crabs, and a slumbering Bra Dragon. His goal? Retrieve the mythical Golden Brazier-an enchanted undergarment said to offer perfect support and eternal comfort.
But the path to upliftment is never easy. Through ribbon sirens, living lingerie, and magical trials of humility, Sir Tithe discovers that true strength lies not in armor, but in support.
Whimsical, heartwarming, and surprisingly heroic, this is a bedtime fable of lace, love, and the belief that with the right support... anything is possible.