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Ullr finds a way to turn himself human, and Snorri can't help but be amazed by his BICEPS and MYSTERIOUSNESS. He's just her type: strong, silent, and very HOT. But after the two get revenge on the cheating Nicko and his boat girlfriend Sissy, Ullr suddenly turns out to be not the sexy man Snorri thought he was. this is a stupid septimus heap fanfiction i wrote while on heavy drugs (no im kidding) please dont read it i was forced to publish it