Alastorcat Stories

for when I have an unintelligent hair up my ass. these are meant to be unhinged and ridiculous. I guess you can call them one shots? but I mean... short stories 0_o I thought the Alastor Cat thingy was cute. well I didn't at first but now I do. thought it might be fun wait why am I explaining this to the weird asses who clicked on this? I'm pretty sure I was poisoned when I wrote this. cover art not mine. nor are any of the pictures that I use.

No one asked and no one cared