Alastorwhump Stories

After the battle, masterless cattle, and Alastor is hanging by a thread. Following the harrowing defeat of the exorcists, Pride's favorite band of misfits crash-lands into a new normal. However, how normal can things truly be when the Big Boss of Hell and the Great Radio Demon duel it out in the lobby every day? What happens when secrets unfurl, friends become enemies, enemies become allies, and history poisons the present? Why, an unlikely deal is struck, of course. ***Fully drafted and storyboarded before the release of Season Two. Cannon Divergent*** ***RATED MATURE FOR A REASON. WILL INCLUDE FOWL LANGUAGE, DRINKING, SMOKING, SEXUAL REFERENCES AND THEMES, MENTIONS AND DEPICTIONS OF ABUSE OF EVERY KIND. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT***

Alastor gets sick, and Angel Dust insists on caring for him, which leads to them talking about the lives they lead when they were alive. Who knew that Angel Dust knew what getting clean off of heroin was like, or that Alastor almost died when he was a child? Fluffy platonic Radiodust. Also Angel Dust plays with Alastor's ears. Crossposted from my AO3 account.