Albertaretz Stories

𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺. 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯. 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘩𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦

Just a flamingo in a human suit, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Lover of memes, master of dad jokes, and professional derp.

If you were visiting your local laundromat when suddenly a strange.. thing approaches you and asks you something, you would probably run away afraid. However, 19yr Albert did not. Instead, he decided to take the thing up on its offer, unaware of the consequences of failing the task. With very strange aura to the night, he return the favor to the thing in confusion and fear, but is there more to the story?

💫A collection of short love stories inspired by Albert Aretz <3💫 Enjoy! Written in 2020 by Adara White

smth about you ੈ✩‧₊˚ saw no albert x male readers so I decided to make 1. just a guy I met on the bus I thought? why do I feel this way.. Made at 12AM because I was dysphoric at the albert x reader that were all female. !!no smut in this I am uncomfortable with writing that!!

alberto x reader <3

" i only threw this party for you " after getting invited to participate in RB battles, you are are invited to a party with the rest of the competition. that's where you meet albert.

YouTubers Markiplier, Albert Flamingo, and Dream explore and invade the dangerous lands of Canada. How will they do it? And will they be able to get out? I'm sorry for making this

"where is everyone??" "it's you and me" i made this because I didn't like my other one because it was too fast so I hope you like it. this story is gender neutral (they/them prns) this one is gonna be a longer one but stay tuned lol I'll try my best this is like my second time writing one of these. enjoy:) NO SMUT

my other book except now with songs bc I'm out of ideas rn

ATTENTION: I HAVE MOVED THE STORY (Changed Accounts) IT IS NOT DONE, BUT THE LINK IS ON MY YT CHANNEL: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

a story where you're dating danny gonzalez bob and (??) team up! (??) loves yn (??) loves danny (??) loves (??) a mystery story... read to find out

You are a person going by the name Y/n. You have many problems, but watching Youtube fixes them all. Your favorite Youtuber is Flamingo. You have massive hyper-fixations about him. You know people ship him with a person going by the name Denis. So you start watching him too. One day you wake up as Denis himself. TW: this story will contain trauma, Small mention of blood, Mental disorder, and depression. Original idea. Use Grammarly.

albert had just finished recording a video, and decided to hit the hay since it was already dark out. but then, he's suddenly awaken by a loud sound of a spaceship hitting near his house in his backyard. he then meets an alien that seems to be lost. the two spend time together as the days go by, and the alien fixes their space-ship. what will happen? flamingo/albert x alien!reader fan-fiction , [cheesy] romance , silly , space/alien kind of wall-e and lilo & stitch inspired..? intentional lowercase-ing. reader will go by they/them. started 04.01.2022 | ended 00.00.0000 cover art by octalienuwu on twitter! |ranks| #3 in cleetus #3 in albertaretz #2 in dontsueme #2 in thisisjustforfun this is all fan-fiction, and doesn't mean to offend anyone, or albert himself. this is just me being silly and wanting to make a fanfiction about him and his simps, because why not? if he feels weirded out about this and DMs me asking to take it down, i will do so. if you do not like this book, i suggest not reading it. i do not need hate on book that i decided to write out of fun for craps and giggles. thank you for understanding.

Hello everyone! Thank you for reading this short story. This is the alternative ending of itsnotlizzyactually's story called next door neighbors!Go Read hers it's really good! ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

The shocking murder mystery of Albert Aretz.

we watch comedy adventure where famos robloxians go to school together genres: comedy, adventure, action, fantasy, fanfiction, crackfic, drama i made this into a flipaclip comicand then it sorta turned into a fanfic and now its public and on watpad sooooo als0 i have touchscreen so dont say i have bad writing and this is meant to have bad good art and bad good grammar also these are real robloxians