Albertaretz Stories

a story in which a girl gets added into a group chat by a friend. 🥇in #albertaretz 🥇 in #albert 🥇in #mrflimflam 🥇in #kadenfumblebottom

"Can we both agree that was cringe?" "Yes. Yes we can." - Y/n Juniper Monroe is a Roblox Youtuber by the name of Parakeet. She decided she needs a change from Colorado, so she moves to Sarasota, Florida with her dog Coni. But when Coni's bark disrupts a certain other Roblox Youtuber's recording, Y/n's love life get's twisted.

The story follows the perspective of Albert Aretz, who currently works two jobs. His main passion is to foster dogs with his friends, since Stonetor has a major stray problem... but he has to work at an arcade part-time to make ends meet and to collectively raise enough money so him and his friends can build a proper shelter for their foster dogs. Unsuspectingly, his entire love life will be turned from depressingly lonely to a rollercoaster of emotions to eventually end up with Denis Kopotun. How will the story play out? How many times will Albert doubt his ability to pull Denis?

"where is everyone??" "it's you and me" i made this because I didn't like my other one because it was too fast so I hope you like it. this story is gender neutral (they/them prns) this one is gonna be a longer one but stay tuned lol I'll try my best this is like my second time writing one of these. enjoy:) NO SMUT

🌻You decided to move in with your best friend since 1st grade and it was the best decision you ever made. They/them pronouns for y/n.🌻 ☀️This story might include language. Sorry for bad grammar.☀️

in which a very shy and unlucky girl finally gets lucky once y/n x albert

ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ғʟᴏʀɪᴅᴀ ғᴏʀ ᴠᴀᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜᴛᴜʙᴇʀ ғʟᴀᴍɪɴɢᴏ/ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪғᴇ?

js random storys that come to my head !! || no smut. NOT UPDATING ANYMORE !! WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE !

this is a westjin fanfic...uhm so like i make these edits on tiktok and i couldn't resist

albert had just finished recording a video, and decided to hit the hay since it was already dark out. but then, he's suddenly awaken by a loud sound of a spaceship hitting near his house in his backyard. he then meets an alien that seems to be lost. the two spend time together as the days go by, and the alien fixes their space-ship. what will happen? flamingo/albert x alien!reader fan-fiction , [cheesy] romance , silly , space/alien kind of wall-e and lilo & stitch inspired..? intentional lowercase-ing. reader will go by they/them. started 04.01.2022 | ended 00.00.0000 cover art by octalienuwu on twitter! |ranks| #3 in cleetus #3 in albertaretz #2 in dontsueme #2 in thisisjustforfun this is all fan-fiction, and doesn't mean to offend anyone, or albert himself. this is just me being silly and wanting to make a fanfiction about him and his simps, because why not? if he feels weirded out about this and DMs me asking to take it down, i will do so. if you do not like this book, i suggest not reading it. i do not need hate on book that i decided to write out of fun for craps and giggles. thank you for understanding.

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚜 𝚡 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗! 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺. 𝘏𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺, 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘳𝘺. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯, 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘈𝘭𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘪𝘯, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱. 𝘏𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘾𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 - 𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐!

One interesting newcomer, a whole lot of trouble. -------- Sequel to 'Ill Defend You', so make sure you check that out first! It took me a year to even come up with the idea of a sequel, you're welcome. Enjoy.

⚠LOOK THIS IS A JOKE⚠ I'm actually a really big fan of flamingo and uh- I wanted to do something funny so uh yeah. AND AGAIN, THIS IS A JOkE. I'm albert's biggest fan😍

- You, the reader, has been friends with Albert since first grade. But in college, you realize he has feelings for you.

OMG I WANTED TO DO THIS FOR SO LONG BUT YEAH BASICALLY IF Y/N AND FLAMINGO/ALBERT WERE IN SPOOKY MONTH MORE INFO IN FIRST CHAPTER LMAOOO i hope this becomes famous or popular one day loll

Hello there (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿) This is my one shot/imagine book on Albert Aretz or Flamingo! I've put some details in my introduction so if you're gonna read this please read the intro (❁'◡'❁) I hope you like it! Enjoy~ (*'￫ܫ￩｀*)

Albert aretz one shot flamingo x reader

If you were visiting your local laundromat when suddenly a strange.. thing approaches you and asks you something, you would probably run away afraid. However, 19yr Albert did not. Instead, he decided to take the thing up on its offer, unaware of the consequences of failing the task. With very strange aura to the night, he return the favor to the thing in confusion and fear, but is there more to the story?

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