Alderman Stories

A colection of all the magic elf dad angst I have in store. Requests are open.♡

just random stories of the babies wont have much smut, most likely none at all enjoy --- cover art by @/potatoocat on Deviantart

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

"Allie, I'm a screw up. I know this. And I know your dad is right about all the things he says and I know he ws perfectly good reasons to separate us. I want you though." Louis stood as well, pacing towards her a little.