Algebra Stories

idiot nerd writes math fanfic. • the unit circle is a sentient god. • no prior trigonometry knowledge required in order to read this fic (but it would definitely help) • sine and cosine are gay • all 6 trigonometric functions have evil doppelgängers (inverse trig) • warning: pregnant trigonometric function (guess which one it is) (hint: they give birth to tangent)

Living a double life is hard. And let's face it, she is just a little bratty. So, Lilly Stephens' solution is to act as unlike herself as possible, even if that meant being nice. She goes so far as to make herself an ugly nerd, making sure there is no chance of anyone discovering her. But her plan has a bit of a hitch––Damien Richards. Damien Richards enjoys nothing more than to mess with people. So when he meets the new girl, an incredibly ugly hag, he knows he has a new target. Something about her intrigues him, and he knows something is up. Damien takes it into his hands to find out what is up with this new girl. Will his efforts be futile, or will Lilly finally open her doors to the attractive football player?

Calculator helps critter #wholesome 😆

Notebooks, what you write in for school right? Maybe you write in a notebook, called your diary or journal, but they're nothing more. Except in this story. Keira, a fourteen year old girl. Sad, alone, confused, and mad. Her mom has just died in a car crash. She has to go to emotional rehab to help her cope. Keira’s best friend she's had for seven years is acting really strange, disturbed. Now the only friend she has is a notebook. Keira, now a sixteen year old girl. Her dad can’t take care of her so she is sent to live with her Aunt Pam. Remember that notebook, yeah her aunt bans it. Now Keira is even more alone, and Emma is now one of the shadiest characters at their high school. Eventually Keira entirely forgets about the notebook, so will she ever know the secrets of the notebook? Who Emma really is? Or what actually happened to her Mom?

He was smart, too smart for his own good. His wit could match that of a Gilmore. He was kind, attractive, and to top it all off...he looked like Connor Franta (but straight).

Wrath - more than displeasure, annoyance and even anger. We're talking vexation. Math will do that to those lost in its sea of confusion. There are no shades of gray with math solutions - your answer is right or it's just plain wrong. Mess up on step 2 toward a solution, then step 5 is just plain wrong, and so too will be your answer. Twenty spelling words with two misspelled, and you're still flirting with an "A." Asked to identify all countries (51)of Europe from their outlines, and if you miss four or five of them, you've still earned your "A." But math is relentless. Master it and you love its order and the ease with which you can navigate much of math's work. If you fall behind, begin to feel lost, you'd better correct your problems and misunderstandings or else all forms of math beyond very basic arithmetic will start to squeeze you. What's been written in this intro is a touch in jest, but basically it is true. This poem entitled "The Wrath of Math" is more in jest, and its modified limerick form is perfect for the light humor. Technically, limericks are five-line narrative poems with specific rhythmical and rhyming patterns. They often focus on somebody fictitious, and the very last line is the kicker - the one that nails down the humor. "The Wrath of Math" is strictly not a limerick because it has many more than one 5-line stanza. This poem has eight 5-line stanzas. And except for some slight alterations in typical traditional limerick form, these eight stanzas are each of them composed in limerick style. The poem is about a very smart teen named Sue who's fallen prey to the wrath of math. Can she be helped? What is her fate? Though humorous, as all limericks are supposed to be, there is a part of me that wrote this with a tinge of no humor at all.

It's cold, miserable, rainy. So what?

Poems about Math and love