Yourmomshouse12345
"Wake up, Stanley"
"Huh..?" Stan groans opening his eyes still heavy from sleeping.
"You're up." the phone stated in a robotic voice.
Stan sat up on his bed, "stupid voicemail, probably" he mentally states looking- "LISTEN! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?" The phone shouted cutting him off, his eyes widened due to the surprised change in tone. "Your god is dead, we are due for a renewal. You and ten others are eligible to become god."
THIS AU DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!!
ALL CREDITS GO TO @leoxymoron ON INSTAGRAM
This is just a written version since everything was archived about a year ago :(