Alpaca Stories

we did so many of our firsts together, sadly we couldn't be each other's lasts [✓] © me

This is what happened when your alpaca gets loose.

Set in the year 250703050312, 4 billion years after the smelly adventure-llama. Christina is smelly as usual, and is licking a palm tree. Ghost Fadija,and ghost Eggytha (Gdija and gggytha) who died 2 billion years ago are doing the worm. A book comes out of Christina's left nostril; the three go on another adventure-llama through the past. (Go read "story of my llama" first if you want this to make sense)

When you mess with Daniel with your advertisements, things get ugly.

Two kids John an squish they go to rob a hotel and get stuck in a elavater only one survives ... Music won't work so look up ript tide vance joy great song ttyl

A group of "friends" accidentally summon the fallen angel Lucifer. Whoopsies! Watch as they try to correct their major fuckup in a journey full of laughs, learning, emotions, and beer.

What happens when you get intercepted on your way to the Normal Dreamland? In my case, an impatient and rather formal talking alpaca. Yes, you read that right: a talking alpaca. Who said that the world we live in is mundane and boring?

Dixon the Pencil and Pentel the Eraser learn what friendship and love is really about. If you like short stories about pencils, erasers, pens, and foot-city, then this is the right story for you! And we can't forget about all the 'pointless' puns just waiting to be read!

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Collywobbles Noun; butterflies in stomach. Her eyes meet mine over the sea of people separating us, and she grins, just for me. That is when I felt it. Collywobbles. When borrowing eggs from her best friend / next door neighbour Mabel Jane stumbles into the arms of a stranger who, over time, she becomes closer to than any other.

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Set in Inca civilization, but of which I have taken the personal liberties of making up a few things about it, a girl grows into her life as an Inca. There may be some time jumps, so be prepared. Hope you like it, and comment with your (positive) thoughts.

HELLO THERE HUMAN YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY AND WITHOUT ANY BACKTOUGHTS BEEN SELECTED TO JOIN THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ALPACAS. THE BASICS ARE SIMPLE: 1. YOU JOIN. 2. REFUSING CITIZENS WILL BE TAKEN TO THE RECREATION AREA OUT NEAR THE CARLOT. 4. YOU HAVE TO BY ALL MEANS AND ALWAYS FOLLOW THE GUIDELINES AND TRADITIONS OF THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ALPACAS. 5. THE LAMAS ARE OUR ENEMIES. THE SECRET SOCIETY OF ALPACAS WILL NOT HARM YOU. THE SSOA IS YOUR DEAREST FRIEND. JOIN US NOW AND GET AWESOME BENEFITS. (NO REFUSAL OR REFOUNDS) THANK YOU. -PRESIDENT OF THE SSOA, HIGH ALPACA

This poem is a portrayal of daily life on an alpaca hobby farm in the coastal township of St. Helen's in an idyllic setting in Tasmania, Australia. It is also an opportunity to send birthday wishes to my hard working cousin, Phil, a true gentleman farmer. I hope you will join me in sending your regards. : ) Gail