Alphakids Stories

John Egbert decides to invite Roxy to a movie date. (JohnRox Fluff)

Trying out writing a DirkJake Sadstuck! It will only be 2-3 chapters, and I will try to finish it this week. Hope you enjoy! Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

I'll be posting notes/ideas in this thing so to not clutter stories with A/N ramblings lol

I AM ATTEMPTING SADSTUCK. BE WARNED. ITS SAD.

I WARNED YOU BRO! I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK!

Im Juliette Fisher. I'm in a band with Katrina Smith, Dakota Trigger, Delilah Trigger, Kenny Regulus, and Wendy Quinton. We live in a huge trailer. *one of the ones on wheels? Dont know what its called but.* We aren't the popular bands but we make it. We just got to wallmart and saw something we all know well. A kid with pure white hair and sun glasses, a girl with long black hair and white dog eared head band, a boy dressed in blue, and a girl with short blonde hair. Also taller kids dressed in orange, green, blue, and pink. As well as 10 trolls! How the hell they got here is beyond me. But we need to get them home....or make them like us.

Womp HERE WE GO A HUGE CLUSTER-FUCK OF A FAILED STORY *FUCK* WELP READ IF YOU WANT BUT I MOST LIKELY WON'T DO ANY SMUT. /MEANING/ I DON'T KNOW HOW TO. ANYWAY IM NOT VERY GOODS AT WRITING ROMANCE BECAUSE I GREW UP WRITING HORROR AND MURDER STORIES BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE I COULD GIVE YOU A WHOLE FUCKING TON OF AWSOME ONES!

==>HEY YOU THERE, YEAH YOU Your body flinched in pain as you sat, your head in a migraine causing you to grit your teeth. The bright sky opens up to you in full arms-wait, sun? No That can't be Your eyes shot open only to realize your in a closeted room, only the air conditioner and a glass of water to accompany you, with some probably dead flowers and, a weird looking octopus plushie? You groan in pain whilst taking your ass up a bit more, your whole body was fucking covered up in bandages and thickened ointment, making it harder for you to move around. You groan, looks like your gonna be bedridden for the rest of the day. Fucking hell. You look around the place, seeing as its the only resort you have left for entertainment. The walls are covered in calming pastel colours, as well as your bedsheets-ah your favourite colour. Its been a long while since you've seen this colour, since most of the time all you see is a colourless world without sunlight or hope at all, its a lost cause in there. Unlike where you are right now. Which begs the question; Where the fuck are you?

It's my first story type thing so bear with me here.

|| author's note: this is a homestuck fanfic! All characters and other things from the webcomic belong to Andrew Hussite! This fic contains: cliffhangers, plot twist, smuts, other ships and other weird things AND CUSSING! Lots of it || HELLO HUMANS, TROLLS, AND OTHER SHITS, I'M KARKAT VANTAS! YOUR GUIDE FOR TODAY OR TOMORROW OR ANOTHER DAY. THESE ARE MY GUIDE LINES TO NOT TRUST A FUCKING COOL KID! THIS STORY OR WHAT NEPETA CALLS IT A FANFIC WILL START FROM 27 TO 1! AND SOME SIDE STORIES! WITHOUT ANY FURTHER OR DO, ENJOY YOU FUCKASSES

All these sad Headcanons

It's pretty much a boyfriend/girlfriend scenario book a few people asked me to do. Reader's gender is not specified, everyone is welcome ^^ Male and Female characters are evenly written about, so you can read whatever character's you want to. No one's forcing you to read all of them! Characters Included: Beta Trolls (Ex, Gamzee, Karkat, Terezi, etc.) Alpha Trolls (Ex, Rufioh, Cronus, Kankri, etc.) Beta Kids (Rose, Dave, etc.) Alpha Kids (Jane, Jake, etc) Comments and votes are appreciated!!! Go ahead and request a scenario!! Warning: It's homestuck, there's gonna be swearing. Like, A LOT of swears. And stuff like that. So......yeah.

Literally just Homestuck Oneshots. I'm only writing in here if I get requests because I'm lazy, so DM me some of those requests. ;))

First Story c: I would like to thank KyRbbt for helpping with this, this was actually a roleplay and just Yeah. Why not put it on Wattpad. Heh, Enjoy cx

I found this English to Shakespearian translator thingy to clearly I had to do this. This will contain spoilers, obvs. Also, I'm taking requests for homestuck quotes/scenes. Cover drawn by ikimaru I do not own Homestuck, all rights to to Andrew Hussie and others.