Amusing Stories

"Chor!!! Sakal dekha hai mera??" I said bewildered to her. (Thief!!! Have you seen my face??) "Thik kaha,Sakal se tum chor nahi dacoit lagte ho!!! " She snapped at my face. (You said right, from face you don't seem a thief you seem a bandit) I stood there processing what the hell she said. Trust me ab mujhe mera sakal dekhna hai!!! (Now I want to see my face) . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 𝙍𝙄𝙔𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙕𝙄𝙕 - he had a perfect life.. Good looks, friends,money,popularity, fan following... Etc. He had it all, until he met her or more like bumped into her. 𝙉𝙖𝙖𝙯 𝙄𝙣𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙩 -she was the only daughter of her parents and the only sister to her brother so.. No rules applies to her or so she thought. Then he came to turn her upside down and make her feel emotions she never knew she had by.... Bumping into her. Join these two souls in there not-so- serious journey of experiencing love and only love... Maybe along with some jhagda.... (Quarrel)

Durarara fanfiction Description inside TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS

Here I'm going to pit two characters out of various books and places and leave the winner up to you! You comment and vote to see who wins the match up!

Get your daily fix of quotes. All the right quotes, to make you laugh and smile. None of these quotes are mine and belong to the numerous, following people. Have a read, you know you want to :)

MY FIRST BOOK EVER jazzy a 16 yr old girl finds love with a killer

Summary: Wang Yibo was known as a big, big liar. He was lying maybe because of his rich imagination, maybe because of life circumstances forcing him to lie, maybe...maybe...But at some point everything got out of control, and he needed to live hidden in his own apartment, while everyone was thinking that he was gone abroad, including his sister, who rented his apartment (supposedly empty) to, no other but to Xiao Zhan. Note: Images/ videos are not mine, the credit goes to their owners!

Here are some funny Disney jokes I hope you enjoy! Some of these jokes were made by me. But some of them are also from websites or people that I heard them from(props to you). I hope you enjoy! (New Chapters every Tuesday)🤣💕

Short story. This is a story that technically takes place during Genisys featuring the T-800 nicknamed Pops by Sarah Connor because of spoilers. If you have seen the movie then dive into the story that takes place in 2014 between T-800 and Sam Wanslow (A original character). Started and Completed: 7.3.2015 Fanfiction of: Terminator Genisys.

This Romantic Comedy will have you laughing and wondering why I even uploaded this, but if you like Romance and humour then this story is for you =D

Things don't always go according to plan when you buy your dream Spanish villa, especially if the developer goes bust and you wind up living on a building site. This 'mezcla' (mixture) of the author's experiences during his first year on the beautiful Costa Blanca is sure to make you smile!

This is going to be a book or random useless poems that I came up with or really like. If you want your poem in my book don't be shy, just ask. If I like it I will put it in or put it in with better grammer, spelling, ect. I will credit you. If I wish to put a poem I don't own in my book, I will ask permission from the author and credit them.

A collection of amazing riddles. These are not my creations. I have found these riddles on the internet. They are owned by their rightful authors. Their credits goes to them. (Disclaimer: None of the images in the book are mine. The credits for them goes to their rightful owners).

Ummmmm.... Well this is a book of lists relating to me. lt might be rather funny, eccentric and well, AWESOME!!!!!

The Country of Midnight is born when the Sun stops rising, one bleak morning. Plants shall wither, feral animals shall thrive and settlements are already trembling with fear. No one knows what really happened and so The Emperor calls for the heroes of the land to gather and find a cure, a culprit or just some piece of knowledge upon this catastrophic event that slowly drowns his country into savagery and barbarism. But The Emperor's Call is differently seen by those pleading for supplies at the Palace and an unlikely party seams to gather to journey into the everlasting night.

" Come on, Alexis you can't deny you want me" He said holding my chin in place but bringing his lips close to my ear, "What if I dont, what will happen then?" I asked looking away so he wouldn't see my Rosy cheeks. "Then you'd be lying after all, I want you" He said looking into my eyes *********************************** Alexis has never been noticed in all her years of high school what happens when she finally befriends the badboy. We probably shouldn't call them friends yet at least not now.

In this story I'll make SUPER cliche Percy Jackson stories and crossovers. And afterwards I'll do my own special twist on 'Demigods react'. So please read! Your author in demigoddishness and stuff, MarineDolphin

Insane you may say or even kayos or even mad, no I call it my story.