Amusing Stories

Funny, unique, and rare comebacks and insults.

Great insults to use during a roast battle - some I have found on the internet, others I made up myself.

Then they heard it. It was a bang. As they turned around they saw it. But what was "it". April screamed and Max almost peed his pants. Then all was silent.

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Well. It's just a couple of random short stories. There will be hand drawn art for each an every story. Currency of Pomf/InsidiousFluff ~Quotes from friends~ @AbbieAwesum "This is just pomf putting random wordsmith together that sound good. Don't mind it."

"Why do you keep calling me that?" "'Cause I want to." *** Bae. That was what he called her, she never understood why. He confuses her, he annoys her, he just about does anything to get her to yell. But being given a new 'nickname' as it is, she's ready to annoy back. Get ready set B a e *** cover by @meaaah

The crows get together and play a game of Ghezen's Roulette- "Own it all." Although Kaz almost always wins, Wylan gives him a run for his money, something Kaz hates to do. The other players have resorted to helping Wylan take the win. Inej finally gets to reunite with the rest of the crows after months at sea.

After we die, where do we go? Heaven, right? Or hell. If you think this story is about a person landing up in one of these places, you, my friend, are sadly mistaken...... Lets explore third possibilities, shall we? Give this book a try. You might find yourself amused (or smiling at the least)! And who doesn't like spreading smiles eh?? XD Read on...... Story by: @Rovianna-Mohok Cover by: @Misha Raich

Thought you knew me well? Well everything you know about me came from my fellow yoshi pals. Most of what they tell you is true, but you don't know my full story....well I'm here now to tell you it

a local village boy was always wanted to be a great magician like Houdini ,but responsibilities & circumstances made him a magical storyteller

Homestuck fanfiction. Beware the insanity..

Have you ever known the place you'll meet the one? Well I do. Everybody here does. We're born with it. One Tattoo. Two numbers The longitude and latitude. Sounds easy right? Well Not For Me. But I will Find Mine! -(34.0500° N, 118.2500° W)

This story is is basically all just texts. No long and boring descriptions, just texts. I think that most people can relate!

a teacher who mind has went bad over the year . and is imagining a student in his/her class but isn't really there.

Mike Simpson's life is going nowhere. His dead-end job is becoming deader and endier by the moment and all he has as guidance is his best friend Leo Constantine, who's entire life is a dead-end. One morning's rash decisions soon set the pair on a riotous road trip. Can Mike find that something he's been missing in his life? Why is Leo so desperate to get away? Why does beer give you a worse hangover than whiskey? All of these questions must, and will, be answered.

Homestuck fanfic. Most of it is random, cursing is obviously going to be there.. a lot. Well in my half. I hope you all enjoy what you read, this whole thing was basically my idea, and is rather good so far if I do say so myself, which I am obviously doing. Anyway, it's about two siblings who end up biting off more than they can chew when they run into someone they have never encountered. Good luck. ~Blitz

This is just a story about my life and my family. I promise you these stories will be a rollercoaster, and also interesting? Maybe?

A collection of amazing riddles. These are not my creations. I have found these riddles on the internet. They are owned by their rightful authors. Their credits goes to them. (Disclaimer: None of the images in the book are mine. The credits for them goes to their rightful owners).

When some best friends playing truth or dare he has to ask out makayla.... but he has something hiding that no one knows about ......along with makayla do they date? does she find out its was a dare? or what was he really ? is she something to ? find those out in this story