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"He woke up saying, 'Get off my Anaconda!'. I hadn't realized that I had used the precious hotdog as a pillow. And by hotdog I literally mean hotdog because he had this hotdog that he loved and refused to eat"
-Samantha
If you loved that novel, you'll love the parody. This short and sweet book will make you swoon for Greg. But watch out, cause he doesn't give lap dances to just anyone.