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<Old title: 'How Messed Up Is This?'>
People call me Andro, the God of Love back in my place.
Now people here call me Andrew Houston, the gorgeous homosexual.
And along with my best friend/celestial nymph, Priscella,
We're here to find my lover, Abraham.
The problem is, I have no idea where Zeus zapped him to.
The bigger problem?
Something bad is coming, horrible than a brewing storm.