Andysamberg Stories

it's literally the name guys

Some oneshots on snl's cast and ex-cast members :/ (mainly Andy Samberg, Bill hader and John Mulaney, but I accept requests, so...) Hope you'll like 'em.

" We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics...

࣪ 💌 - 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋 ❜ ֺ ਏਓ 𓂂 i don't care if you really care as long as you don't go 𓈒 ❪ 🚔 ❫ jake peralta x fem!oc

A relationship would never work out between a criminal and a cop, much less a hitwoman. However, when she finds herself helping out a precinct in exchange for a reduced...

"𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒈 𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕, 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔!" 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯, Odessa Di Ángelo and Jake Peralta discover that &q...

Scott Romanoff transfers to the 𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚-𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙚 where he meets a young man who is embarrassing himself in front of the new Captain. Scott thinks he has him all figure...

"Amy who?" Jake finally gives Amy a real taste of a true date, but still keeping it a friendly based, romantic stylez meal. On that very special night, Jake de...

Dracula and Jonathan unexpectedly zinged with eachother! Will they make this love work? and how will their wives react?

You attend an interview to be Andy Samberg's assistant. Your life has been changed forever.

One chapter stories about the funniest and cutest man alive. Cool cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt, no doubt.

A xreader story about our beloved Jake Peralta, from b99 :3 Y/n is a quiet and kind girl that has just moved to Brooklyn to follow her dreams. In the same neighborhood...

jake and amy peralta but after they got married

Even though the title says "No Homo", there is a lot of homo. This is an Andy x Jorma (from The Lonely Island) fic.

Jake Peralta x OC love story. But it came easy, darlin' As natural as another leg around you in the bed frame

A series of Fan Fictions, Y/Ns, and X Readers! Enjoy!

"I hate you Peralta!" "I love you Martinez!"

I would die for you. In fact, I would die hard.

There are hardly any fanfics of Brooklyn 99 on here so I thought I might write some, enjoy :)

It's hard to love someone when you can't even remember who they are. - A Jake and Amy alternative universe story. Characters based off the show Brooklyn 99. - 1st under...