Andysamberg Stories

one shots about b99 bc i just bingewatched all 8 seasons and i'm not ready to let it go

Dating preferences for all of your favourite b99 characters

andy saying good night and kissing my forehead was the last thing I remembered. this is my very first story. hope you enjoy it.💓

A terrible love story that involves Andy Samberg of Saturday Night Live. (I do not own the SNL characters mentioned in the story or the cast members) Written and set in 2007. (I was very young, it's a reallllly bad story!)

A fan theory about Nana's presence in the movie Palm Springs (2020) on Hulu. Nana is a witch that saves Nyles' life after his death in the Palm Springs desert the night of Tala and Abe's wedding. Nana also uses the time loop spell to discipline three train wrecks and along the way she plays matchmaker.

My review of the new animation from Sony Pictures!

~PALM SPRINGS SPOILERS~ "Sarah, will you-" "Of course I will, dumbass." Sarah and Nyles finally got out of their infinite time loop, and two years later, he pops the question. They had opted for a small ceremony, but when they get into a bad car crash on the way to the venue and find themselves back in the loop, they begin to question everything, including whether or not it was a good choice to get married in the first place. With lots of accidental deaths, mediocre wedding cake, and one cheap-ass ring, Sarah and Nyles try to navigate their new reality, all while trying to come up with a new way out. title from "Stuck With U" by Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber

Make all your wildest dreams cum ;) tru

Christopher Johnson (Nick Kroll) is the most famous news anchor in New York. He seems to have the perfect job, the perfect life and the perfect amount of stress caused by his nemesis William Hall (John Mulaney). He's also really scared of commitment... What would happen if he suddenly had to take care of the three kids of his irresponsible cousin Danny (Andy Samberg)? My scripts are original. I do not authorize their total or partial reproduction. All rights reserved. Follow me so you don't miss any updates on this story. A new chapter will be up every week. Tell me what you think in the comments! Enjoy. With love, Carolina.

One Shots from your favorite Actor/Actress on Saturday night live! From Seth Meyers to Kate McKinnon Multiple story's for you to enjoy! Hope you check it out! Warnings: (Minor Smut) (Lots of Fluff)

( '𝗶 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂'.... 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝐧𝐨, 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 ) ( 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙥, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ) ( 𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 ) jake peralta x male!oc brooklyn nine nine au a short (ish) story highest ranking: 8 in b99

Just a random side story of Jake actually going to the dentist!

It's early in July, and he realizes oh, shit. Oh, shit. He's in love.

It's hard to love someone when you can't even remember who they are. - A Jake and Amy alternative universe story. Characters based off the show Brooklyn 99. - 1st under andy samberg 8/19/19

"We're in the middle of a crime scene, will you please stop singing Taylor Swift!" "I'll have you know, I'm referencing her beautifully crafted lyrics, in the hope that it will help fix the current situation!" "And tell me exactly how reciting the lyrics of 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 will solve a murder investigation?" ____________ When Hailey Barnes transferred to the 99th precinct, she never expected to fall in love. Let alone fall in love with her fellow detective who has the humour of a middle school boy... but people can change and these things can happen.

as much as anyone, i LOVE snl. hmu with requests and ily all <3 requests: open

-A continuum of a YouTube and Channel 101 series The 'bu. -a romantic fan fiction of ninja Brett and jerk Aaron.

𝑱𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝑨𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, but he's sure she doesn't like him back. Unless...

─ ❝ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀᴇss ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ﹗ ❞ (male!oc x jake peralta) (brooklyn nine nine fic) (plot by -RENEERAPPS)