Andysamberg Histoires

Brooklyn 99 fanfiction between the reader and Jake Peralta.

A relationship would never work out between a criminal and a cop, much less a hitwoman. However, when she finds herself helping out a precinct in exchange for a reduced sentence, something more grows between them, something forbidden. highest rankings #1 in brooklynninenine #1 in jakeperalta #1 in brooklyn99 #1 in andysamberg #1 in b99 #1 in peralta #1 in nypd #1 in cops #24 in detective

Number One, can you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"? Really? Okay. You are my fire... Number Two, keep it going... The one desire... Number Three... Believe when I say... Number Four... I want it that way... TELL ME WHY! Ain't nothing but a heartache... TELL ME WHY! Ain't nothing but a mistake... Now number five... I never want to hear you say... WOO! I Want It That Way! Ahh. Chills you guys. Literal chills... It was number five. Number five killed my brother! Oh my god, I forgot about that part! Now in loving memory of Andre Braugher

𝒉𝒆 is childish and goofy. 𝒔𝒉𝒆 is cunning and alert. some say that the 𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕, but they do have one thing in common. they are both 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏. jake peralta x oc

'I came along, I wrote a song for you And all the things you do And it was called yellow' A series of preferences and oneshots of Brooklyn Nine Nine characters !

MULTI-VERSE ONE-SHOTS! I tend to crush on someone new every week; so, read imagines about practically anyone across the board ! (requests are open)

A boy and his father move to a quiet town in Colorado and there, the boys father meets the love of his life

I'm tired and my brain came up with this and Rox told me to follow my brain so here... Also Chelsea gets to see Author powers at its finest- (AU)

these are a collection of short stories that are SNL related. most are probably romance. this in you'll read about john mulaney, seth meyers, andy samberg, bill hader, kate mckinnon, and people like that :)

Comedy

𝑱𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝑨𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, but he's sure she doesn't like him back. Unless...

in which two celebrities meet and fall in love started: 17/8/19

One Shots from your favorite Actor/Actress on Saturday night live! From Seth Meyers to Kate McKinnon Multiple story's for you to enjoy! Hope you check it out! Warnings: (Minor Smut) (Lots of Fluff)

A satirical adventure featuring the likes of all your favorite Hollywood actors! Will Adam solve the mystery regarding Nicolas Cage's controversial divorce before it's too late? Read to find out! (This is a joke but I genuinely had fun writing this so I hope you enjoy).

Andy Samberg falls in love with A CHIPMUNK???????????? (i fucking hate myself)

as much as anyone, i LOVE snl. hmu with requests and ily all <3 requests: open

My review of the new animation from Sony Pictures!

You just moved to New york to work for SNL. Its 2006 and your nervous about who your going to meet. Your favourite comedians are working there. You have some troubles with people but you never know what can happen next.. (Includes some other ex SNL cast members mainly Andy Samberg and John Mulaney also some other random celebs from tv shows I watch so ye could recognise some names!) PS If it seems I haven't updated in a while I could be busy with school because of exams so i promise i haven't just forgotten about it- Ill try to do it as much as possible but without rushing x Also this is my first story so if its shit im sorry 🤍 SO IF U GET SECOND HAND EMBARRESMENT EASILY DONT READ THIS IDK WHAT IM DOING

─ ❝ ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅʀᴇss ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴘᴀ﹗ ❞ (male!oc x jake peralta) (brooklyn nine nine fic) (plot by -RENEERAPPS)