Historias de Angelamerkel

"Wer kat das Emoticon erfunden?" "Welcher Star hat mein Sternzeichen?" "Passt Nuss-Nougat-Creme auf Laugengebäck?" Im laufe des Lebens stellt man sich viele Fragen. Hier sind die Antworten.

The best smut you have ever read.

"SUPERFISCH SCHREITET ZUR HILFE , WANN IMMER DU WILLST!!"

Putin and Angela Merkel unexpectedly find love :) Guys pls this is satire and idk what I'm doing send help

Looks like you're a new student at Diplomat High, y/n. To be able to graduate, you're placed on the Yearbook team, meaning you're tasked with talking to and interviewing several future political leaders, along with helping them with their misfortunes---getting a little too close with them. Your heart torn between them democratically, you have until homecoming to pick your poison. Guided by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, what enemies will you make and what spark will be ignited between you and a certain political leader? (Choose Your Own Adventure Routes offered)

Pls don't take it serious and pls don't read this