Historias de Annoyances

Ok you little stalker mushrooms....this is a list....no make that a series of things that seriously piss me off....hope you like It...if not...sowwy :/

Just rants about dumb stuff with funny outrageous and sometimes vulgar analogies.

"Don't worry even if I leave You'll do well on your own" "If I get to meet you again no matter what form Greet me happily please" we just weren't meant to be together... ⚠️English is not my first language.. Sorry if there are any spelling or grammar mistakes⚠️

Here's a list of things that piss me off, yay! This is not based directly off of real people so calm the hell down

100 word stories about all kinds of things.

They say opposites attract..... That seems to be the case in all cliché stories, the bad boy falls in love with the goody two shoes from next door , the cocky rich boy falls head over heels for the bullied nerd, the girl that everybody picks on finally gets noticed by the populars....... see what I'm saying... Anyways long story short non of that crap actually happens in real life........ Except when your very best friends decide to play matchmakers for you and your polar opposite...........

Amanda Preston is just like any average teenager, who finds peace in being introverted and having her family close. After her father died, she dedicated herself in her mother's betterment and that's where things all went to shit. Zack West is more than every girl's fantasy, he is the embodiment of a Greek god. Perfect in every way possible. Any girl would fall to her knees before him, but even so, he would care less than to look their direction. He was as cold as freaking Antarctica, So why would any girl have her heart broken just to have him? It made no sense, especially, not to Amanda and what's worse was she now has to see him every day of her high school year. And as much as she liked it or not, she had no choice. She was his new neighbor. © Copyright 2022 Meowmoine all rights reserved. For mature readers please and thank you Characters are not cartoons, the cover is inspired and created by gacha life only.

After finding out that their so called 'beloved' was never actually as faithful as they thought, Y/N went off to tell every other woman/man who got cheated on about the scumbag. But still many didn't believe, or took a bit of proof to confirm the accusations. While telling the 5th person who got used they encountered a problem...

In this I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this book, I will be posting rants. I can't talk to people about them because I get tongue tied and whatnot so I decided to write them down. They're on WordPress but I put them here for anybody else who has issues about the same things. Enjoy.

we don't always need someone when we've got ourselves. right? - a girl, who's unsure about almost everything in her life, is just entering high school. there's tons of problems she dosen't want to deal with, and dosen't want to face. no, this isn't a cliche book about a shy girl meeting a gorgeous jock, or about a popular, bitchy girl getting what she deserves, or about anything like that. - for the people who are unsocial, and not in the quirky relatable way. for the people who don't like the 'normal' way, and want to accept their differences. for the people who roll their eyes at cliches and "awws" because they sometimes just want to be on their own. - that's what this is.

As a bunch of huskies were adopted and raised by their owner who'm had found them in a ____on that was quite ____! and___! for them and was "rescued" by him, not only that he raised them, loved them, and cared for them aswell. But all things always come to an end don't they? Just as soon as the huskies developed curiosity about the world and what it may hold, they instantly fell inlove with it. The thought of being free, taking unlimited walks, unlimited time outside, being independent, and yeah adventurous. The huskies were driven by such thoughts that they may have gone againsts their owners -____ and then one time, they did something they would have never done before- Now what do you think the adventures that may await these adventurous pups ? what do you think will they come across? what new skills,feelings, languages do you think they may learn? come and read chap 1 of Husky Family Adventures!

A book that contains both rants (about people, places, principles, society, businesses, etc.) and other random stuff (just crazy thoughts that pop into my head)

"Oh, are you American?" "No." "Are you American?" "I don't think so." "Hey, are you American?" "Nope." "Look, it's a real live American!" "Um..." *Flips Table* *Kicks Chair* *Yells into pillow* *Cries*

They've never noticed each other until the last year of high school. All of a sudden they just crashed into each other....... literally. That's all it took to turn Indigo's normal life into a life filled with hatred for Sebastian. Hatred for trying to make her life a living hell and bringing more unwanted attention her way. BUT! Over the course of time can she maintain that hatred and keep it from becoming something else?? (I'm a new writer but if you read this you won't regret it....... I hope.....) ( There will be profanity and lots of inappropriate things in this story, so don't read if you're not up for all that) THIS STORY WILL MOST LIKELY BE UPDATED SLOWLY

Rogue is addicted to bubblegum, for some reason

RE WRITTEN I snaked my arms around Alvaro's neck tugging him in a deep passionate kiss. Alvaro drew me on his lap and frenched kissed down my neck with his hands running up my shirt. "Sorry, for yesterday" I apologized my face in the crook of his neck. "It's okay," he whispered. "You couldn't avoid me forever" He found my weak spot on my neck and started sucking on it I threw my head back and moaned at his touch. His hands went down to the waistline of my shorts sliding it down. My eyes shot open realizing what we were about to do. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is a story that's starts with a girl named Katie, and she goes to ischia, Italy to visit her nonna and nonno, since they haven't seen her in years. Her parents are always at work so they decided it would be better for her to stay with her nonna and nonno so that she'd at least have something to do. While she's there she can't help but have her eye caught on a boy, his name was Lorenzo, and he was exactly what she needed for a summer she'd never forget.