Anselguoz Stories

crazy stories

stuff :3

Facts that are weird but are true WARNING: may be gross and may have farting

these are just secrets leaked that i know i might do other stuff so this is like a two in one book so ya :3+XD=X3

just funny real things that happened to me sometimes

The journey begins at a town called Bomger im a region called Cuanta and there was a boy named Ansel and just started his journey.........(yawn) huh whoa no my 3ds ran out of battery! aw great dad... dad? umm oh goodmorning Ansel! umm whats up oh breakfast oh and i need to charge my ds oh ok put it charging uhhh here ok. oh i almost forgot! you are going to have your very own pokèmon today oh really! yeah go to the lab ok! hi dad oh hi son! how are ya doin?! good oh whats your choice umm fennekin good choice! oh and you get a pokèdex and pokeballs ok bye dad as he was walking he saw a pink little pokèmon in the grass what i guess im going to catch it (throws pokèball) it wiggled 3 times and clicked wow i caught it in one try wow he threw it out and it said Yolo you only live once! what?!?! you can talk um of couse i can im a legendary duhh?! oh um Wait! your mew right? yeah i look like a

this is gonna b so hard i am gonna do funny songs all the words so :/