drantanddec
"Loving Ant McPartlin is like admiring the stars, you can't expect him to admire you back."
Note: Stephen and Ant are actors, while Dec is still a TV presenter.
Additional notes:
-Vows taken from here:http://apracticalwedding.com/2013/06/wedding-vow-examples/
-"Admiring stars" quote taken from Doctor Who (The Husbands of River Song).
-Lyrics of "Not in that Way" embedded in story.
All a work of fiction. Do not read if not your thing.