LittleMissAutumn
Entry for The Open Novella Contest! Round 1 *check*
Round 2 *rolls shoulders, cracks knuckles* In progress. Current Word Count:
Hello, and welcome to the hell that is my life. If you like aliens, exorcisms, bookstores, peanut butter and jelly, Boomerang, and unabashed sarcasm, this book is probably for you. Or not. I mean, it's about me- obviously- but you might enjoy it. Not that I care.
You're probably a government agent anyway. Do you know O'Hara? Oh, God. The Tangles put you up to this, didn't they? With friends like the Tangles, who needs enemies. Go on. Read, judge me, comment on the dramatic details of my account. I'm busy trying not to die from sub zero temperatures, men in black suits, and a lawyer who wants to eat me.